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Author:  InterruptorJones [ Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Merchandise wishes

What merchandise do you wish TBC would sell? Apart from the DVD, that is.

Here's my list:
  • Posters!(the walls in my new apartment are too bare)
  • Car antennae toppers
  • Wallets (those nylon-and-velcro ones)
  • Watches (like the mickey mouse ones where his hands are the.. hands)

Hmm, I'm sure I'll think of more..

Author:  Didymus [ Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:26 am ]
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Cheat Commandos playsets and toys. I can't wait for Reynold's Apartment Extreme Playset. "I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."

Author:  StrongstarRunbad [ Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:59 am ]
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  • Sunglasses
  • Socks
  • Computer mice
  • Computer speakers
  • Books of matches ;)

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Merchandise wishes

InterruptorJones wrote:
  • Posters!(the walls in my new apartment are too bare)


I am so psychic.

..come on, paycheck!

Author:  cyco [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:32 pm ]
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those (not peanut) action figures in the action figure email.in the boxes
cheat comandos.(in the boxes that are shown + blue lazor.)
video games!
i sent this thread to TBC so it should give them ideas.

Author:  wiggidy_wacko [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:46 pm ]
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yes, posters would be my all! lol i wonder how they would go with my lord of the rings...

Author:  WagonFullOfPancakes [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:12 pm ]
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you can print posters (if you have a big enough printer) at http://homestarrunner.freewebspace.com/poster.html

anyways, i wish they would sell:

Trogdor Text-Based Adventure
Duck Gardian/2
Duckie Shirts!
Homestar Runner and Gang shoes
Gameboy Holders
Game Contollers
and Limited-Edition Homestar-looking DVD players a week before the DVD Comes out!

EDIT: You ought to email the above website to TBC

Author:  Tom [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:44 pm ]
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TheDoggy wrote:
Duckie Shirts!

They do sell Duckie Shirts.

Author:  MadMaximo [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:12 pm ]
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you know, the TBC are coming out with a video game. It's coming out on the Atari 2600. I saw it on G4TechTV. But butt for whayt I want them to sell...

A H*R puppet

a The Cheat puppet

Strongbad Drum heads

Author:  wiggidy_wacko [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:19 pm ]
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those posters are ok, but i still want more, and better ones

Author:  Gemini [ Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Merchandise wishes

InterruptorJones wrote:
InterruptorJones wrote:
  • Posters!(the walls in my new apartment are too bare)


I am so psychic.

..come on, paycheck!

There is the possibility that TBC saw your suggestion and made the poster because of it :)

I'm sure they're aware of the wiki's existance, and they may even be frequenters.

Author:  WagonFullOfPancakes [ Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:53 am ]
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Tom wrote:
TheDoggy wrote:
Duckie Shirts!

They do sell Duckie Shirts.


they sell duckie shirts? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!!!! Excuse me while i prepare to beat myself over the head.

EDIT: Done

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Merchandise wishes

Gemini wrote:
There is the possibility that TBC saw your suggestion and made the poster because of it :)


While I'd love to claim credit, this seems pretty unlikely, since it was less than a week between my post an the introduction of the posters at the store. I figure it would take at least a week (probably several) to get high-quality posters designed, proofed, printed, and up on the web site.

But I think you're right that they've got to know about the Wiki by now. Even I Google my own web site from time to time to see who's linking to me (usually nobody). Who knows, they may be watching us right now.. they probably have a camera in JoeyDay's bathroom.. their goons are probably sifting through your trash as we speak. :goblin:

Hmmm...

Author:  AgentSeethroo [ Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Merchandise wishes

InterruptorJones wrote:
Who knows, they may be watching us right now.. they probably have a camera in JoeyDay's bathroom.. their goons are probably sifting through your trash as we speak. :goblin:

Hmmm...


Uhhhh...that wasn't a TBC goon in Joey's trash...it was me...
Sorry...I was lookin for umm...a....dollar.

Oh. And that's not a camera. It's a...camera. No wait...

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:41 am ]
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I got it! A bucket you can put over your hand like a boxing glove so you can pretend you're Bucket Hand Strong Bad. It would have to come with a Bull Horn, too.

Author:  lumberpeg vegeplank [ Sun Jun 20, 2004 3:47 am ]
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I do think that h*r merchandise does strengthen the fragile human ties.

Author:  Hagurumon [ Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:51 am ]
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The best thing ever would be an RPG. Even on the site, there have been no RPG games. Also, a full-length movie would be awesome! How about action figures that are 11" and have bendable joints. Have a button on them that does a special double duece action. Or perhaps sell binders...for schoolwork or just for sorting things in. Or HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! I'd dress up my little sister like The Cheat anyday. Yeah, sunglasses were a good idea, too.

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:56 pm ]
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An RPG would be a good idea. :mrgreen:

The merchandise I would most like to see would be a talking Homsar thing. With over 30 nonsensical phrases!

Author:  Strong Lad [ Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:32 am ]
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A new CD would bring an ear-to-ear smile to my face without me having to use a scalpel. It would have tunes that are not on the current one, but pretty good songs on the site, EXample....

1. 20X6 theme tune, redone to J-rock.
2. Twopical Lazor Beams. My personal favourite of the TMBG songs.
3. R&B version of "I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the sibbie.". This one might end with: "Hey! What the crap? The Cheat, were you recording that?"
4. Some more Taranchula and Limozeen.
5. Perhaps a Bub-styled techno. That includes Technochocolate. (Doo, doodoodoodoodoodoo, TECHNOCHOCOLATE!)
6. Today is alright for tonight.
7. Different Town, extended with things about the places and events.
8. Strong Sad Singing "Strong Sad rocks out".
9. A Homsar cameo at the end would be much appreciated.
10. Something to go with either "Everybody, Everybody", or "Homestar run, go!". Or a mixture, like the very low sodium band.
11. The Cheat Commando's march tune. (Not the theme tune, another one.)

Anyone else want to suggest a song for it?

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:35 pm ]
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Strong Lad wrote:
8. Strong Sad Singing "Strong Sad rocks out".


Totally.

Actually, it would be cool to see a H*R tribute album. It could have the Ultraklystron version of the above, along with "He's Homsar", and the Very Low Sodium Band's cover of "Everybody, Everybody". Awesome stuff.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:49 am ]
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How about a Rock version of "Cheat Commandos" that sounds kind of like "The A-Team"?

Author:  furrykef [ Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:38 am ]
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I can play gee-tar! (But not the keytar.)

Though on the synthy side of things, one thing I've been wanting to do is the old H*R theme, which transitions to the new one. The appearance of the old theme with synth and a different drum loop from "flashback" allows me to make the transition more natural...

- Kef

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:08 pm ]
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furrykef wrote:
I can play gee-tar! (But not the keytar.)


What about the Cheatar?

Author:  No Loafing [ Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ideas

Hagurumon wrote:
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! I'd dress up my little sister like The Cheat anyday.


That would be great if they do it this october.

Author:  furrykef [ Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:11 am ]
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InterruptorJones wrote:
furrykef wrote:
I can play gee-tar! (But not the keytar.)


What about the Cheatar?


It's too big and too non-stringy.

Author:  BALEETED [ Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:49 pm ]
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Bring back the Waffle House style H*R shirt!!!
I think it was a brown shirt
That shirt ruled

Author:  lauren [ Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:03 am ]
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I don't play any instruments, but it would be cool to have one of those books. I don't know what they're called, but they tell the notes of songs. Songbook, maybe. I don't know. Help?

There should be a book. It would have to be really thick and have stories like the flashback, and all of strongbad's other children's stories. And of course the original story.

Puppets, definitely. Maybe limited edition ones. Autographed limited edition ones, except I would be sad because they'd probably be expensive and I am poor.

The DVD should definitely have lots of stuff that won't ever be released on the internet. Like maybe some music videos. And a special cartoon. A long one.

Another set of figurines.. it could have modestly hot girl homsar, the sneak, senor mortgage, stinkoman, trogdor, and marshie (even though marshie's kind of annoying).

Author:  InterruptorJones [ Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:13 am ]
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lauren wrote:
Another set of figurines.. it could have modestly hot girl homsar, the sneak, senor mortgage, stinkoman, trogdor, and marshie (even though marshie's kind of annoying).


1936 and 20X6 figurines would be cool.

Author:  furrykef [ Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:40 am ]
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lauren wrote:
I don't play any instruments, but it would be cool to have one of those books. I don't know what they're called, but they tell the notes of songs. Songbook, maybe. I don't know. Help?


Song books, sheet music, or if the music is available in tablature (special notation for guitar, bass guitar, banjo, mandolin, etc.), tab books.

Author:  lauren [ Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:21 pm ]
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InterruptorJones wrote:
lauren wrote:
Another set of figurines.. it could have modestly hot girl homsar, the sneak, senor mortgage, stinkoman, trogdor, and marshie (even though marshie's kind of annoying).


1936 and 20X6 figurines would be cool.



I KNEW there was something I was forgetting. My brother and I were discussing this recently and thought of that. But then I forgot.

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