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I'm starting to like Weegee. My friends complain that his up+b is overpowered, but it's actually a little worse then it was in Melee, because if leaves you helpless afterwards even if you hit with it.

Also, I've found his up+b works well in combination with his FS, because it leaves the opponents stunned for several seconds.

Actually, I think his up B is a lot better than it was in Melee.

Actually, I think his up B is a lot better in Melee. It seems more powerful this time around. The Melee version left you just as helpless, too, but this time around it's better. You can move Luigi a lot more laterally after doing it than you could in Melee. In Melee, it goes straight up and down, that's it. This one has more side-to-side action going on.

So did you never read the dojo or what

What the heck did they do to Peppy? Please tell me Assault isn't this bad.

No, not really. D:

"Better than it was in Melee" means it's better in Brawl.

Ya know what I just noticed? That when Sonic jumps, it makes the good, old, Jumpin' Noise.

What the heck did they do to Peppy? Please tell me Assault isn't this bad.

Yeah... isn't that what you were trying to say?

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Sakurai didn't want Brawl to be a competitive game
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Samus Aran and Captain Falcon never got along. What will happen when they are forced to take care of an animatronic baby for health class?

The first casualty of fame is always innocence. It's a lesson Pit learns the hard way when he joins the League and becomes an overnight sensation. But neither money, nor women, nor power can seduce an angel away from his dreams...can they?

Smash Bros.xNaruto crossover. Due to bordom, Master Hand forcess the smashers to play a game of truth or dare. And to make things more intresting, he invited the Naruto cast to play too! Will they survive?

Peach flirts with Olimar, and Olimar is charmed and reminded of his loving wife. OlimarXPeach

"Why do you keep wearing ath outfit, Pit?" Olimar asked as he brought his pikmin into the infirmary for their weekly check-up. Pit, who was wearing a short-skirt white nurse's uniform, giggled and replied, "C"mon, Olimar! Although my sensei Dr. Mario left this little hospital room in my hands, I'm still not skilled enough to be more than a nurse!"
'Shouldn't we be getting an actual doctor then? Master Hand is so cheap...' Olimar thought worringly; his pikmin were kind of afraid, too. "So...who goes first?" Pit asked with a little smirk, holding a large needle in his hands. The pikmin let out shrieks and ran off in all different directions. Olimar cursed and ran after them.
Pit chuckled again. 'Heh...he's a cute little man...'

What happens when Marth and Roy are forced to get a job? Funny and hilarious situations that's what. Marth and Roy work in accounting, become hitmen, become broadway directors, and much more.

All Mr. Game and Watch wanted was a good birthday. But thanks to a disaster caused by Popo and Pichu, his next birthday may be a disaster. Not if the other Smashers can help it! Read and Review! Also Tabuu appears in the first chapter!

Eventual yaoi. Pitxhumanoid Game&Watch. An angel with the desire to protect, and a lonely boy with a need for protection...have these two Smashers found love in the unlikeliest place? Rated T for suicide attempt.

Fox McCloud, a new graduate, has begun a job at the famous Famicom Law Firm. Does he have what it takes to succeed as a lawyer?

A new Smasher arrives. Woah. She is hot and Marth and Link like her. Original. She can't fight but she has purple eyes. Zomgtehcool. ITS A SERIOUS STORY NOT A PARODY STOP SO CALLING IT FUNNY

Samus didn't really understand her obsession with furries, no did she want to understand it. In a way, it made her life all the more interesting. However, she wasn't planning on falling in love with Lucario...she was looking more for someone like Fox, but it didn't matter much as long as they were a furry, right?

"Do you wanna have sex?" Samus asked, not in a flirting way, but just because she was curious. Lucario looked at her and blinked a few times. "Uh...well...I'm still a virgin, and I was planning on saving it for that special someone..." Lucario replied, blushing slightly. However, Samus wasn't about to give up.

"What if...I told you that I loved you? Then what...?" Lucario didn't even bother replying. He just pulled out a pistol and shot Samus right through the forehead before Funk her right then and there. Unfortunately, he didn't know that Link was watching in horror...

Snake slipped a single cigarette in between his lips and lit it. "Even if we run out of video games to play," he said, "There's still one thing I know that we can never get enough of..."

"What's that?" Popo asked hopefully.

Snake smirked. "We can never get enough...of each other." he explained. Popo smiled and wrapped his arms around the older man. Snake placed one comforting hand on Popo's head, and they slowly fell alseep watching an episode of Gilmore Girls...

Fox knew that the moment he laid his hands on this impressionable young child...he was going to hell. 'Either that, or I'll be screwed to death by Krystal!' the Arwing-piloting furry thought sarcastically. Ness, however, felt rather uncomfortable with Fox wrapping his arms around him like he was some sort of doll.

"Umm...Mr. McCloud...this is making me feel uncomfortable..." the poor psychic kid whined, but Fox just covered his mouth with his hands and whispered, "Shh...don't you want to have fun, my little pet?"

Suddenly, before Ness could be raped, Wolf burst into the room and shouted, "CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX!"

Fox pulled out his gun and shot Wolf just once in the forehead, killing him. Then, he tossed the pistol to the side and began smothering Ness in a tangle of covers and naked furry flesh...

"I...I just can't let you do that, Starfox..."
"WHO CARES WHAT I DO?! KRYSTAL DUMPED ME, DAD IS STILL DEAD, I'M ALONE, WHA--"
"Remember what I told you, Fox? The whole 'I will be the one to take you down' thing?"
"Huh? Ummmm...yeah. SO? YOU WANNA FIGHT?"

Wolf unbelted his flight suit.

"Heh. No you fiery fool, I simply misspoke..."

"Last night...he confessed to me."

Roy let out a muffled gasp and spewed the noodles in his mouth all over Ike's face when he heard Marth's announcement. "I-Is that really true?" Roy demanded to know. Smiling, Marth blushed slightly while saying, "He...he told me he loved me..."

Wiping his face off with a towel, Ike scowled and muttered, "This is so full of gay I don't know what to do..." Roy, however, was all about gossip and making others feel miserable, so he wanted to get as much info as he could about Marth's disturbingly gay love life.

"He took me in his big strong arms, held me against his mighty chest, and kissed me ever so lightly on the forehead. It was a night I'd never forget. He was just so goddamn sexy!" Marth cried with extreme force. Roy was starting to regret he even bothered asking about this new man of Marth's.

"And his name is...Captain Flacon."

Finally, Roy's mind broke.

Link was busy playing pong with Yoshi when Snake walked by and suddenly grabbed the poor boy's butt. "You're a cute kid..." Snake purred before walking by, leaving Link feel very violated indeed. Yoshi, however, was rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL).

Although Link spoke with all the smashers (except for Snake) to get advice on what happened, they all had the same answer: "It's because you're a Funk' fairy boy!" This injured Link's pride, but most of it had been destroyed already when Snake groped him.

Sighing, Link knew what he had to do. Master Sword at the ready, he knocked on Snake's front door, fully prepared to beat the crap out of his rugged foe. Too bad he didn't expect Snake to walk out naked...

“Dear Olimar.

It hasn’t been very long since Brawl was released and we have known each other. I understand… how you might feel after reading this letter. But I just can’t keep it inside me anymore.

You are a formidable opponent. And you obviously command respect… from your Pikmin, and me, as well. I see how your Pikmin bend to your whim. They truly admire you, Olimar.

And it’s safe to say that they aren’t the only ones who admire you. I’ve developed a new level of respect for you, as a fighter, a person… and possibly, a partner.

I love you, Olimar.”

Olimar stared at the letter he discovered stuffed in his locker after finishing a brawl. The letter was not signed… who could it be from? Olimar grinned to himself imagining that the hands of the delicate Zero Suit Samus, or perhaps Peach- Maybe Zelda, wrote this. He sighed, fantasizing about the love that could potentially blossom between him and another one of his peers.

What he didn’t know, that it wasn’t any of those ladies he imagined who dedicated their heart to Olimar.

Peering around the lockers, was the true author of Olimar’s admiration letter.

Falcon approached Olimar after he folded up the letter he found and placed it back inside his locker and closing it.

“H..Hey Olimar. How’s it going?”

Olimar raised his head, having to strain to see Captain Falcon’s face.

“Oh. I’m alright.” He mumbled, grabbing a towel and rubbing the glass of his shield absently.
“I just got a letter. From a secret admirer.” He giggled to himself at the thought of one of the female brawlers in love with him.
“Oh… did you really?” Captain Falcon smirked to himself, knowing full well who the letter was from.
“Yeah… I think Samus wrote it. I saw her eyeing me the other day on the battle field…” Olimar grinned up at Captain Falcon, bragging about the idea of being with Samus, of all people.
Captain Falcon suddenly felt a lump in his throat.
“O…Oh! Well. Maybe it was her. But she doesn’t seem like… the letter writing… type, does she?”
“Well it could have been Zelda…”

Captain Falcon didn’t bother continuing his conversation with Olimar.

That night, he went to sleep crying and masturbating to a photograph of the little alien man.

“Someday… You will show me your moves…”

Snake x Link: don't crash, don't crash, don't crash, don't - CRASSSH. Six word summary: "They had sex. Snake made hashbrowns."