CaptainPastHisPrime wrote:
(A notice comes up: "In 2003, we conjured up a little goodie called "20X6 vs. 1936", in which The Homestar Runner meets Stinkoman on his home turf. And while that was happening, an identical incident occurred..." Then, we are shown an Old-Timey opening title card, with Old-Timey Strong Bad's head in the background, while in the foreground, it reads: "OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD IN HIS OWN CRA-TOON", followed by: "20X6 (shown in the futuristic font) vs. 1936, Too! Presented in grand old sound-o-vision (c) 1936". All the while, Old-Timey Strong Bad's theme music from "Parsnips A-Plenty" is played. Then the cartoon begins, showing Old-Timey SB walking along through the Factory/Circus District)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Ah, what a beautiful day for making all manner of mayhem and cutting all manner of capers.
(He suddenly bumps into 1-Up (the 20X6 Homestar), all colorized and without the Old-Timey scratch lines obscuring him)
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Waaaahhh! (he "says" his scream) What manner of uncivilized, Technicolor, Japanimated, alien life-form are you?!
1-UP: I'm 1-Up! Everyone says I'm just a kid, but I wanna be the guy!
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Well, you're looking at the wrong guy!
1-UP: So, what name do you go by?
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: My moniker?! I'll tell you what my moniker is! They call me Sir Strong Bad Cunnington Plottington Schemesworth! (musical sting) The seventh! (another musical sting) Or Strong Bad for short! (yet another musical sting) Since spelling out such an extensive name on the telegramophone would give a gentle-man like me such a cramp in the wrist! (one last musical sting)
1-UP: Yeah, you're probably right. I am looking at the wrong guy.
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Then who, I ask, is this "guy" you speak of, anyway?
...and this is as far as I got. Any more ideas?
1-UP: He goes by Stinkoman, and he's the best!
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: (waves arms in the air) What an unkept toungetwister of a name! Yet, it sounds... (rubs chin) slightly handsome in a way.
1-UP: (laughs) You're silly!
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: You dare mock me? Are you asking for (zooms in on his Old-Timey Strong Bad's face) a
duel!? (musical sting)
1-UP: (looks around) Where are those funny noises coming from?
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Are you talking about this? (musical sting)
1-UP: Yeah! How do you do that? I wanna learn!
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: First and foremost, you must close your eyes tear-jerkingly tight, and pronounce
your sentances fiercly!1-UP: (1-Up does so, but creates a few off key piano notes followed by a farting effect)
Hows that?