And I came with this big one. It is really sad (I cried thinkng about it) and is a 3 parter!
Disclaimer: Nobody gets killed off permanently
It was an ordinary day in FCUSA, until
is poisoned, and subsequently dies. There was a funeral. All the other main characters (even
),
, and The King's Men are there, crying (even
and
). The Cleric read his will, and the heir to the throne, written in a completely different font is (I have yet to come up with name) the Dark Wizard (represented by
).
: There is gonna be changes around here. BIG CHANGES! Now go. The changes will come over the next few days.
There was an E-mail tax that left
broke, and the resulting outburst had him banished from his own home. He was later taken in by
(It's either her or
), and while she was going grocery shopping, she finds
, pounding his fist on the ground, as his concession stand, is demolished!
To be continued.
Easter Eggs: Click on the rubble that was once a conces5ion stand to see Strong Bad's alternate cliffhanger ending.
(Strong Bad is seen on Marzi's couch, still crying, and the phone rings.)
Answering Machine: Hi this is Marzipan. Leave a message. And if the old king's spirit is calling, please come back to us.
: Hello Marzi. This is Coach Z. How about that new king. He's so... I HATE
! He's really strict about bills, taxes and SWEET MERCY! (static) (Metal Gear Solid Game Over theme plays)
: Coach? Coach!? COOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Part 2 Begin
has banished a number of animals from FCUSA, which he renamed The Dark Kingdom, including Rats, Bats, and The Cheats.
banished
by using his staff to create a Boot-shaped surge of dark power, and kicking The Cheat with it. Witnessing this,
is seething in the biggest rage on the website yet. Strong Mad goes Ape on
almost overpowering his Magic Shield, but was KOed by a surge of dark energy.
Cut to
. He was able to afford the E-mail tax, but had little money left to spare on Marshmellows, Melonade and Mountain Dew, and then taxes lifted them far out of Homestar's grasp. Homestar is enraged, but was hoping Bubs hasn't heard the news about the tax raise, but it started to rain, so he didn't go.
Cut to The King's Men and
. He fires them all,
first. "Why would I need a Poopsmith? Answer, I dont! Begone!"
We rejoin
and
. Bubs says that The Concession Stand being gone isn't the worst part, and shows Marzi
's Z, bent, dented and Coachless. Bubs proceeds to dig through the rubble.
"I'm coming Z!"
"But I thought you hated him"
"Sometimes, but, you see" and Bubs goes on to sing a heartfelt song about him and Coach Z. After the song, he goes back to digging through the rubble, where he finds Coach Z, alive, but needing medical attention, and fast! He's coughing up blood! So Bubs rushes him to the only hospital in The Dark Kingdom.
Dr.
has had a busy day, treating Coach Z and Strong Mad.
and the rest of the King's men were there. Strong Mad has healed enough to talk (but not at his normal volume)
"
is a monster!"
"I know, Big Guy. I know"
"Make sure he pays for what he did to me, and The Cheat!"
"Everyone here wants him to pay."
"But how."
And suddenly, someone stepped into the room.
"Planning a revolution I see. *dramatic music* This Hospital is an enemy base. I hereby shut it down!"
Everyone capable of speaking "You Monster!"
"Get used to it. I will be here for a loooooooong time, especiall after I kill the only person capable of stopping me. *More Dramatic Music* Homsar *Even More Dramatic Music*
To be continued.
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That is the most epic thing I have ever seen written on this strange world called the internet. It isn't at ALL like H*R.com but epic anyways.
Are you asking for a CHALEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGE!?!?!