Ideas for new Big Toons, eh? Well, I have lots. My crazy one is this one [hehe. Crazy one, this one]:
It's raining outside and all main characters are bored. Yes,
too. Everyone is at their own house,
at Club Technochocolate,
at his Concession Stand,
inside the Castle and
at his Reservation, on the ground. Then, the rant starts:
Everyone: *sigh*.
: Can't run outside because it's raining.
: Can't check my email because the power might go out and it's raining.
: *The Cheat language for "Can't gnaw things outside because it's raining"*.
: CAN'T PRACTICE SPORTS OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT'S RAINING!
: Can't recite my poetries because it's raining.
: *Pom language for "Can't dance because the power might go out and it's raining"*.
: Can't think of new songs because it's raining.
: Can't think of a new sprot becourse [sport because] it's raining.
: Can't sell anything good because it's raining.
: Can't eat anything from other places because it's raining.
: *Holds a sign that says "Can't shovel whatsit because it's raining"*.
: ImaAaAaAaAgine all the crazinEeEeEeEeEeEss. Translation: Can't float because it's raining. And the hat does not fly around.
Everyone: *sigh* again.
Fifteen minutes later, the rain stops.
: Yatta!
The others: Yay!
And everyone starts doing whatever they were planning from the start [Homestar running, Strong Bad checking his emails and so on.]
Any questions, complains, etc?