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Hremail 90210: Homestar describes his experiences from back when he attended West Free Country High.

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What are you doing? There'll be no destroying me today!

Favorite quote from latest toon: What latest toon?

Hremail 11.01
Hremail 8675309
Hremail Over 9000
Hremail 777 (Homestar wins the lottery.)

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"THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!"

This one should be about 1-Up.

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What are you doing? There'll be no destroying me today!

Favorite quote from latest toon: What latest toon?

Hremail 420, where Bubs answers a hremail.

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My mission is to destroy all baby show characters, and stop them from taking over the world.

Hremail 911: Homestar shows us how annoying Strong Bad pretending to be a cop can lead to trouble.

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As it was.

Hremail 20X6: Basically a Hremail, only it's in the 20X6 universe, and they use a teleport device so whoever wants to ask a question to 1-Up can just voip to him and ask.

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I have no idea what to write here, so stop reading.
What? You still here? Get away!! Don't make me turn into the snake from Beetlejuice. <.<
You've got 10 seconds to leave, or I SING.
Fine, your choice..I'll sing. Ahem. "Were no strangers to love....."
Yellow burns.

Hremail 3184: We pretty much see the ENTIRE email here, intead just the part of Strong Bad beating Homestar up.

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As it was.

I've got one. It's the big one. Here goes..... Hremail Pi!!!!

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"My name's Millions and I'm a son of a Chipwich!"-Homsar

Hremail2012

you can guess how that one will end.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHzeTqMYfY
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you will be a star in somebody else's sky, but why...why can't it be mine?" -Eddie Vedder

Does Homestar finally open his dinosaur park?

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Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf

Hremail 001100010010011110100001101101110011

Homestar has time-traveling adventures.

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Your going to have to
share a bafroom
with a kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

does he learn binary?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHzeTqMYfY
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you will be a star in somebody else's sky, but why...why can't it be mine?" -Eddie Vedder

I was referencing "Futurama: Bender's Big Score", as that is the "Time Code"

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Your going to have to
share a bafroom
with a kid from Alabama that kinda sucks...
The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

Hremail 2476: Homestar has fun editing a book. Expect phrases like "crashing through a window cow", "aliens mailmen from Mars New Jersey", and more in this parody/ripoff of "kids' book" original, real hremail.

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As it was.

How about Elephant Feeder, Obvious Collect, 1-Up 20X6?

I have some good Hremail names:
*Hremail 123, 456, 789
*Hremail 347537856327645732647637453782567236347537856327645732647637453782567236347537856327645732647637453782567236 Million Billion Trillion Zillion Zeptillion Googol
*Hremail liamerH (Homestar goes to a backwards universe)
*Hremail EHSTEVE ɹɐʇsǝɯoɥ ERT+<b>?haha

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Hremail -5

Homestar Runner is seen answering an email with the strange distorted voice like in the alternate world email easter egg!

Don't have an idea for the email script though...

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lu9, the one and only Brazilian Homestar Runner fan.

Let's throw down some hremails that would rock this pazizzle:

HR833:Has Marzipan ever challenged you to some Competition?
Mmmmmwwwell, yeah, one time. But whenever I think about it, my brain gets cranky and switches to pictures of ugly frogs and I can't remember anything. But for my fans, I'll try!
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-and when I woke up, that purple-skirted tortoise had already crossed the finish line! I mean, how could she climb that mountain of dirty diapeys so fast? And the root beer river? And what could she possibly have to discuss with The Cheat before the race... stocks'n'bonds?

HR887:Hello, we are 20 hot rich ladies. We would like to wrestle each other in warm marshmallow fluff for the the chance to be your girlfriend. Interested?
Oh, I'm sorry, but that posi-shee-un is filled at the moment. Marzipan is my total girlfriend, even if she is a little huffy, a little fussy about what I stuff down my gullet hole, and a little openly cheating on me with both Bubs and Strong Sad. But alternatively, if one of you wanted to challenge ol' Jack-Em-Up for the Sizzleweight title, then The Kid says this: Just bring it! Marshmallow fluff, I mean. I ran out yesterday.

HR954:What is the wickedest ride you ever been on?
Asides from the mixed-up, muxed-up little ride called life, I'd have to say the wickedest ride I ever rode was this one rollercoaster that Strong Built bad.. built, that spun and spun and spun me right round 'till I was seeing twins everywhere! I think it was called Taste 'em Up Dan's Blow-Chunks-ifier. But I managed to find an even wickeder ride the following week! It all started when Bubs decided to open a discount monorail...