Ooh, ooh! How about this: Hremail sqrt(-1)
(Dang it, where's the [math] tag on here?)Since the square root of any negative doesn't exist, and the square root of negative one is officially called the Imaginary Constant, this could be the first Not Hremail.
*insert Homestar-y intro sequence* Okay, today we have an email from Ert Plus at Why Seven Six P.
*hremail read sequence goes along with
the email from virus! with Homestar struggling to read all the "Linux" and "exploded quadratic formula crap"*
Okay, Ert, this is so bad an email, The Cheat may as well have written it. Arturo, please delete this email.
*Arturo flashes the "NICE TRY!" screen from "virus"*
Why does this seem so familiar?
*SB walks onscreen, this time virus'd in a similar way to Strong Sad, and his arms are gone*
Homestar?! What the crap did you
do this time?!
I don't know, SB. I got an unreadable email, then Arturo started acting up, and why is your head not connected to your body?
Lemme see that email. *SB walks over and grabs the email a la "No-Arms" Homestar* Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap...
What?
Homestar you idiot! You've virus'd Strong Badia again! And this time, Bubs isn't here to shotgun the Compy... er, Arturo to make it stop!
*Homsar walks in and talks like the Horrible Painting*
CoooOOOoooOOOooome on in there!
&
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Cut to a shot of TGS Issue Pi Squared*
The Ugly One with D n'D Greg's voice: A Level 99 Virusomancer has attacked the world! Any thoughts, *voice changes back to The Ugly One's voice* grlfrnds?
What's Her Face with Sci-Fi Greg's voice: Raise shields and retreat at warp factor infinity?
Cheerleader with Japanese Culture Greg's voice: Maybe we should *Chearleader's head is anime'd similar to JCG but with pigtails* NIHON NO BIDEOGEIMU O SHIMASUKA?
*Cut to shot of the entire planet with a star over Free Country USA, like in the Theme Song Video*
*The planet is slowly black hole'd into the exact location of Free Country USA*
*Cut to image of Homestar and Strong Bad, with their heads swapped, floating in an empty void*
Homestrong: Is anyone still out there?
Badstar: Now look what you did, idiot! You broke the entire site!
Homestrong: Ooh, ooh! Maybe we could go to that virtual world thingy!
Badstar: You mean the Vector Field? Or the Videlectrix Mainframe? No, they've probably been virus'd too.
Homestrong: No, the one with *as he talks, a PBTC image of Lyoko is drawn onscreen* floating landscapes, big white buildings, creatures that shoot lasers...
*As he says the last part, they both appear on PBTC Lyoko. Badstar is laser'd by a Blok.*
Homestrong: And some sort of ocean thingy below it all. *the Digital Sea appears*
Badstar: What? The? Crap? Have? You? Been? Watching?
*The Paper comes down, reading "Is Homestarrunner.com virus'd forever? Will Bubs fix it like he did last time? Will a Return to the Past do
anything at all?"*
Obviously, this could never happen. With copywrong infringement and stuff like that. But if TBC could do it, then it would be the randomest thing they have ever done on the site.
And I think this is the longest pseudotoon transcript I've ever written.