Marzipan sounded different. Not enough to suspect they replaced Missy Palmer, but enough to make me wonder what's up.
I loved Marzipan calling "people with less than two DVRs" unfortunate. We have one DVR and are doing perfectly well, thankyouverymuch.
I figured she meant that having two DVRs makes them
...Which I would kind of agree with. Who the heck even needs more than one? Don't they make ones that can record multiple shows at once anyway?
That's what I thought the joke was, at first. But then I realized it was deeper than that. If you don't have two DVRs, it's okay to stay home and watch TV.