jfilesguy wrote:
Hey guys, since we don't have anything to do Homestar related, how about we all create ways to end the hiatus! Fun, right?
I think that there should be a sbemail where sb answers about the hiatus because someone
had to of emailed him about that. Then, at the end, ala
Welcome Back, all the characters are shown at the end with the "Everybody" song playing. The next day, a new 'toon would be released. Here is the script for the sbemail. It would be called "hiatus".
Strong bad is seated before the Compe.
"Is this an e-mail? Is this just fantasy?"
*reads whatever hiatus email there is and makes fun of name and/or spelling and grammar mistakes*
What hiatus? I've been on an email hiatus?
yeah strong bad. you haven't answered an e-mail since 2009.
(jumps) what?! I thought it was 2002!
strong bad, you have a misguided memory.
(punches strong sad)Go away. I can live in what year I want.
(Turns back to computer) I don't know what you're talking about. Don't listen to strong crap. he wets the bed, and like, why would you trust someone who wets the bed?
(muffled) I do not!
Yes you do, lumpy. Come over here.
(trudges over)I don't wet the bed!
come on, stankleface, fess up.
oh, alright. I wet the bed.
yeah,
every day
uh huh,
at 5:15 pm.
(turns to computer) So as you can see, I am still awesome and my brother still sucks. I mean, why did you bring this-
hey stwon bon! Have you seen the fishes dancing at the street corner?
(turns to viewer) Am I destined to be constantly annoyed by my peers?
I think so! Where's the mayo?
What? Huh? Where? When? Why? Who?
*cheat noises*
the cheat, get these halfbrains out of here.
MY NAPPY NAP TIME!!!!
hold on, little man. I'm in the middle of one of my sbemails.
hey, strorn brorn! Wants ta hears my impression of jessica prort?
oh, my, trogdorface.
Hey, strong bad, I came to borrow some soy.
I don't have any soy. Get outta here.
I do! Come by my shop!
and
enter.
why is this happening?
aAaAaA'm a string cheese incident!
(shouts) Everybody, get outta here!
the room quiets.
Everybody, stwon bad! Everybody!
what have I gotten myself into?
all the characters gather around strong bad and homestar covers strong bad's head. The "Everybody' song starts playing. Compeper comes up.
Easter eggs:
Click on Homestar to have Strong Bad pop out from behind him and say: "what the crap? Are you guys like cardboard cutouts or something? Strong Bad permanently stays out from behind unless clicked again. Click on Bubs to have an advertisement for Bubs' Concession Stand.
Guess what, black market lurkers! I, Bubs, from Bubs' Concession Stand am now selling soy! Come by and have a taste! It's made by hand!
Bubs' Concession stand! We're always awesome!
narrator: tastes cost one hundred dollars. Only customers named Marzipan can purchase.