Swooshoman wrote:
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What makes me 100% sure that this won't be a movie is... well.. look at it.
All this trailer does is play out recognizable scenes from the game. Everything in this trailer just screams "Hey look... we're parodying a trailer."
Funny. Many people believed all the Peasant's Quest Preview was simply SCREAMING, "Hey look... we're parodying text adventures!"
Um.. Ok... And that has to do with what I said becuase... why?
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It was funny... ok, it was really funny.. but if anyone thinks that this will translate to a full length movie, or even a 15 minute long "movie" they need to honestly have their head examined.
It's a parody of a superbowl-type commercial, nothing more, nothing less.
EVERY clip you saw plays well on it's own. None of the scenes look like anything that is spliced from prexisting movie footage. It's too "cleanly produced" to be anything other than a parody trailer. If they were going to recreate the "Wear Mask" or "Throw Baby" scenes, those scenes could not possibly make sense in anything other than a trailer parody.
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Its funny you mention 'throw baby'. In the original preview, one of the main complaints was, "This won't be real! I mean, look at 'throw baby'? How can that fit into the game?" But TBC put it in, didn't they?
Dude... that didn't make sense. It really didn't. I don't think anyone thought that. It's just 'throw baby'. Sheesh.
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I mean... really... Can't people tell what a parody is, when it smacks them in the face? But i guess i'll have to run a few more things down for everyone:
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I don't like being insulted, but go ahead. Humor me.
Um... When did I insult you? When did I mention you by name? I do believe I was being general when I asked that question. And it's quite ludicious to get worked up over my post or somehow be offended by my point of veiw. especially since later, in this post, you'll see that i was right.
Geez man.. Take a nap or something.
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The beginning distintly said "In Theaters" ...this will never run in a theater. I know we all love H*R.. but no movie company would ever, in their right mind pick this up. Not even Lion's Gate films (and that's saying alot). Now if they actually said "coming on DVD" or something like that, it might have been viable. But the "Theater" claim, shows plainly that the whole thing is a joke.
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Funny. The Peasant's Quest Preview said the maximum requirements were for some freakin' old computers, but it works fine on our PCs...
Um.. what are you talking about? That dosn't even slightly relate to what I just said.
What does them saying 'coming to theaters' have to do with... running on a PC?? I know this will be hard for you but try to figure this out: I was talking about what they said at the opening. Not if it would run on a computer. We're talking apples and oranges here.
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Why else would this come at halftime during the superbowl if it was anything other than a parody of Superbowl Film Trailers?!
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Really, is anyone saying its not? All we're saying is that now that they've made the trailer, they're bound to make the movie. Just like with the game!
The new FAQ on H*R.com has answered the question. There will be no movie. So, it's official now, and you can stop making me your punching bag just becuase i realized the obvious BEFORE it was official. LOL!
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As I mentioned, every scene works too well on it's own in this trailer. It's obvious each scene was filmed for the trailer only. If it wasn't there would be a lot more odds and ends.
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Again, nobody's saying they weren't all filmed for the trailer. BUT... maybe they will film MORE and just add al the featured scenes IN. What a novel idea, huh?
The new FAQ on H*R.com has answered the question. There will be no movie. So, it's official now, and you can stop making me your punching bag just becuase i realized the obvious BEFORE it was official. LOL!
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Seeing as the site keeps them uber busy (and TBC, still have lives outside of H*R, you know) A fully produced movie is out of the question. It's time they don't have to spend when people already demand new updates every week on the site.
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Now, this is where you're wrong. Have you ever tried to work Flash/ It must tsake up a lotta their social life all ready just to do the site! I mean, they're devoted to this. For the fans. Besides- they had time enough to make the trailer!
Yes, i've "worked Flash." I make movies, too. But you had no idea of that before you said that. You're really thoughtful, huh? Maybe you should really try thinking before you run at the mouth? Just a thought.
By the way.. you answered this yourself. you said "It must tsake up a lotta their social life all ready just to do the site!" why on earth would you argue my point, by ECHOING my point?? That makes craploads of sense, dosn't it?
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I'll ridicule the rest of your claims later...
The new FAQ on H*R.com has answered the question. There will be no movie. So, it's official now, and you can stop making me your punching bag just becuase i realized the obvious BEFORE it was official. LOL!
So who is the one ridiculing here? heh heh... Maybe I should have mentioned this, but I have a little something called 'common sense'. That makes it really hard to ridicule someone with sound logic. Especially when firing back with absoutly none. So now that you know, maybe you can suck it up, realize that I was right and apologize for attempting to ridicule someone who wasn't even mentioning you by name, or trying to be as rude to you or anyone else as you were to me, by taking offense to a rational post I made about me just stating my thoughts (which turned out to be correct). Maybe you should take about a hundred chill pills, cool off, and try to use your head.
You see.. this is why trolls and flamers fail. Becuase they don't attempt to use their brains when going off on somebody. Really.
oh, and before I forget.... The new FAQ on H*R.com has answered the question. There will be no movie. So, it's official now, and you can stop making me your punching bag just becuase i realized the obvious BEFORE it was official. LOL!
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Me = 2
You = big fat zero.
Please insert coin to continue.
...or am I going to get an apology here? heh heh...