Hey, I finally found it! Took a while, but yeah. Anydangway, lemme think for a sec.
Imma go in order of emoticons here first, and then put them in liking order at the end:
Not only the main character, but an adorable, impodamoontized (go ahead, try to figure out what I meant) oaf. Also, he's got athleticism going for him, although combine that with the fact that he never changes shirts........that hat's pretty adorable, though. I wanna spin the buzzer! So, he'd probably be near the top, or maybe even at.
People always seem to go to the extremes here: He's funny, he's nerdy, he tries so hard to be cool, he has the most complex character, he is literally the most popular character on the website; he's overused, overrated, he's just not that funny, I'm sick of his email show, he's not really nice or cool - frankly, it's hard to formulate my own opinion of him. The thing is, I'm leaning toward the more liking side of this debate; however, I do agree with a few points on the other side. So, Imma go ahead and stick him in a little above the middle for now, because I honestly do like him, until I figure out what his rightful place on the scale is.
Meh. I've seen written in this topic that he has a one dimensional character, which I believe is true. But, you know, he's good for the occasional laugh. I don't really feel either way about him, honestly. He's just kinda......neutral. So, he goes in the middle.
Oh, man, I love this guy! (Yes, that was a reference. Perhaps I adjusted the wording a little, but, eh, whatever. Sue me.) I don't know why. It's kind of hard to explain. I mean, sure, he's supposed to be all depressing and, well, sad, but he honestly does have a happy side, and it always makes
me happy to see that side of him. Plus, he's definitely grown a spine over the years, as demonstrated in my favorite Strong Sad quote, 'How do you know that?' I LedOL at that one (that abbreviation's a bit awkward, I know, but when you consider what Lol actually stands for, it's just proper grammar.) Plus, of course, there is his nerdy side, which has always appealed to me. So yeah, he's pretty high up there. Probably above Homestar, but below Pom Pom. Wait, that would make Homestar below him
and Pom Pom. Grr. Okay, Pom Pom at the top, Homestar second, Strong Sad third. There. We happy now?
Oh, The Cheat. Where do I begin? Well, let's see - I really like him because he just seems so cool without even trying, and although he definitely knows this, I don't see him getting
too egotistical about it. Plus, he's so cute!!! I mean, he's such an adorable little Pikachu/cheetah/hamster crossbreed!! And that gold tooth gets me every time. Well, there is the cheating/swindling/other crap to think about - but I don't care!!! He's so awesome!! I mean, he's The friggin
Cheat, man! Umm, he might actually go
above Pom Pom - but that would place Strong Sad in fourth. Grr.
He's cool. I noticed a topic in this forum called Bubs = Bill Cosby. I think that just about sums it up. I mean, they don't
exactly have the same mannerisms, but they're both so likeable, and kinda old, and....well.......I dunno. It just sounds right to me somehow. Plus, he has a concession stand, and whenever I see it, I suddenly crave a Sno Cone. I mean, you gotta like a guy who manages his own (albeit small and sleazy) bweesness! Frankly, I find that quite attractive in a man
or a woman! Not that I find......Bubs.....
attractive.........ummmm............Him a go in da middle, above Strong Bad.
Hmmm. Eh. Well. Uh. Erm. Um. Pfargtl. I dunno. The accent's pretty funny, I guess. And his raps are kinda cool. But uh, as for the rest of him......well...........He goes below Senor Cardgage, but above Eh! Steve!
Dear Lord, no. I can't write anything about She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. She goes on the bottom.
I have to say, while Pom Pom was originally my favorite character (just because he's so dang too-cool-for-you), people say he has no substance, that he doesn't do anything, he barely shows up, he kinda faded out, they should have gotten rid of him right off........and frankly, I'm inclined to agree with them. Still, Pom Pom will always hold a special place in my heart, being Homestar's alleged BFF and all (especially after delivering that royal a**-whooping to Strong Bad in pom pom), so I figure he'll go in the spot just above Strong Bad. Wait, no, I already used that spot. Plus I been debating about where in the top he should go. Wait, but , I dunno. Hang on. Okay. He goes right above Bubs, then Homestar, then Strong Sad, then The Cheat. There, that works. I'm satisfied.
Eh. Meh. His gluttony is funny at times, but that's all he's got going for him, really - and that pitiful desire to be liked by his peers. He'll probably go somewhere near the bottom. Probably...........let's see.........below Coach Z, but above Eh! Steve!
He's a poopsmith. They don't do much. (P/F FTW) (Whoa, I just realized how wrong that looked. I do NOT mean Phineas and Ferb SLASH. DEAR LORD, NO. Seriously, though, I LOVE that show.) Anyway, he's just kinda in the background most of the time, so I can't really say much about him. I kinda like those few times where he held up Wile E. -esque signs to communicate (such as the one in Jibblies 2). He also has my pity for being a poopsmith. I'll stick him somewhere near the middle. Let's say............right below Strong Mad? Okay.
I really like Homsar. Actually, one of (possibly THE) my favorite H*R moment[s] of all time: 'But first we must perform the
ancient sacred ceremonymy uncle Chet taught me when I was a kid. I've always wanted to try it.' 'Is it gonna take long? Or hurt? Or hurt long?' 'Relax. Let the energy build.'
Here it comes:
'Join me, in the summoning song! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh....'
'Oooooooooooooooohhhhh'
And then, what Strong Sad hears:
'aaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAhh!!!'
OMFG. When I realized the implications of this event.......whoa. I'm like, 'So
that's what he's been trying to do all this time.....' And I'm also like, 'So that actually
is an
entirely different language he speaks.' And I'm also,
also like, 'Okay, that conversation has to be the most hilarious thing I have EVER heard.' Plus a few other things. I almost died laughing. And then the last part, the summoning song - like I said, I was kinda gasp-laughing, and all like OMFG. But anyway, because of this, I will always like Homsar. So, hmm.......he goes above Homestar, but below Strong Sad. But now Homestar's sinking lower and lower.......well, he's still in fourth. I think that's okay.
TROOOOOOOOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!! Kind of redundant, but you get my point. I guess he goes right below Senor Cardgage, in that I love rocking out to his song, but there's not much involving him beside that.
No. Don't really like him. I like him in this one fanfic.....what was it called? Hang on. Okay I found it.
Here it is. But other than that, he just doesn't appeal to me. So, Imma put him just above Marzipan. Anywho, on to the lastest, but not the bestest!
Merf. It's kind of funny that he looks like a much older version of Strong Bad, and that Strong Bad holds him in such high respect. Also, you gotta love the non sequitirs! So, okay, I guess he'd be just a
leetle below the middle. Say, two spots.
Okay, now that I have all that typed out, let's get the long and short of it. Best to worst, left to right. Here we go:
There you have it. Really long, I suppose, but I got my point across. Thanks for helping me find this topic, BTW, Cheatina.
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