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To go along with the "favorite Strong Bad/Mad/Sad moments" and "favorite Bubs moments" threads, what are some of your favorite moments in Homestar Runner invovling everyone's favorite languagely-challenged coach-type person?

I like his "conversation" with his dad in "Homestar Presents: Presents"-

: No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in. (lights go out) Ah, crackles! I forgot to pay my bills again this year!

I also liked his attempt at pronouncing "Jujyfruits" in "The House That Gave Sucky Treats", and his commentary in "Fall Float Parade":

: Looks like Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade. Atta boy, Bubsy!
: I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' Concession Stand.
: Oh, serves him right, then.

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

The best one that comes to mind right now is, "But what abrat my four Tony awards?" Basically his entire crazy musical performance. XD

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

"You say tomater, I say termatermortz..."

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"Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the great for baby items?"

"I'd prefer that you didnt."

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"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?! Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!"



HAHA, COACH Z IS MY FAVORITE!

A doo-reeeeear a do ip. A doo-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR a do ip.

The "tomater zader matermorts" line (as well as pretty much everything else he does in that toon) is probably my favorite, but it's already been mentioned, sooo....

"We should call you SS... for STRONG SAD!!!" *laughs like an idiot*
"...what is wrong with you?"

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"I'll just let myself in through the window like I always do... I mean, like I NEVER do. 'Cause I never snuck into your house before..... so uh, you tried these crazy curly fries yet?" (I just love how he totally changes the subject there. XD)

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"You oughta be ashamed of yourself!"
"Hey, I'm just lookin' out for all yer hygienes. You talked to one of these kids up close? Their breath is TERBIRRLE."

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"You have really bad hand eye coordination!"
"Oh no, my secret-sorcret revearled!"

And of course
"DELORTED!!"

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"gemme a chance to do a hip-hop dance, just gemme a chance to do a dance."

Best quote:

"Let's go, Glorten Camp! Glorten Camp is pain and scranin' on yous!"


--OR--

"Get yer head in the game, The Chort! The Cheat is wide open!"

And the quote said above by Diabolical also rawks.

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Okay, den, welcome back. First, please allow me to apologize to my co-host, here, for any inapprapriate comments I may have made while we was at commercial.

That's two strikes, Coach Z.

Yes, yes, what fun!

So, next up is good old Bubs.

Yes, good old my favorite type o' guy who I'm just all the time hangin' around and doin' stuff with, Bubs!

Coach Z, you jerk!

Ohhh.

Coach Z, you jerk!

Oh, I see then...

Coach Z—

That's very—

—you jerk!

—overt.

Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!

LOL that is absolutely my favorite moment ever.

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Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear.

Everybody's forgetting about Coach Z's feud with the greatest criminal mind in HSR history.

: Once again, Biscuitdoughhandsman slips through our fingers!

another good quote was:

(Coach Z sees grabbing his butt)

- Way to go strong sad

The Easter Egg in garage sale is priceless.

This garage sale is more like a garbage sale.

Egh-egh-egh-egh! MOMS ONLY!

Oh, then I'm okay to say it!

I don't want to know what happened that made Coach Z a mom, but it's rofflelicious.

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I loved Coach Z's attempt to say fhqwhgads in "sibbie". XD

FOHORGLINGRADS!
Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an HOUR ago.

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I also like when he said, "DELORTED!"

Horpy Horlaw—
Not you, Coach Z!

I can't believe nobody's even posted this:

You done a great jorb out there.

aaaand . . .

No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in.

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I'm surprised no one's even thought of this one.

My favorite Coach Z moment.

COACH Z: {drunk} Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee!

BUBS: {also drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking} Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just—Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." {continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking}

COACH Z: Look at me, I'm Coach Z! Oh, I'm now, I'm a poet, though. I apologize. I-I-I'm over at Bubs' place. Uh, we're just hanging out here having a good time, you know.

BUBS: {in the background; singing} Good time plus twooooo!

COACH Z: {singing} Good times times 3... makes 1, 2, Coach Z! {stops singing} See I told you I was a poet, now. Uh, so anyways, like I say, we're just hanging out over here, having a great time, and I started thinking about you, {sniffs, starts to cry}, 'cause I always have such a great time with you, 'cause you're such... you're such a beautiful person, and you're just... {sobs} You're so perfect, and, you know, I couldn't ask for more in a lady. {sniffs} Oh, geez. I'm sorry. I... {sniffs} I gotta go.

And then some time later.

COACH Z: {sober and a bit embarrassed} Hey, there, Marzipan, it's Coach Z, uh... {pause} So Bubs tells me I gave you a call last night, uh, in the wee hours, there. Um, I'm not too sure what I may have said, but I'd like to apologize... make kind of a blanket apology, cover the whole thing there, like one of them blankets you put on a fire, you know, when a, when you're burnin' leaves in the backyard and it gets out of hand and, you know, you gotta throw that blanket over there. That's what this apology is, here. So, uh... hope I didn't offend you or say anything out of turn, there. Though I suppose you can't really say nothing out of turn on a machine, right? 'Cause, you know, when's your turn on the answering machine, no-not till you call back. Okay, so now I'm just ramblin', but, uh... I am still a poet, and, uh... and don't I know it!

This to me is classic Coach Z.

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There's a penguin in the corner staring at me. I wish it would go away.

Since that piece of stuff above me is WAY too big for me to quote unnceccessarily, lemme just say I agree with Kariia about that one. CLASSIC Coach Z stuff right there.

Oh, and also that song in Decemberween Short Shorts. Admittedly, it's Homestar singing it, but the song is really more about Coach Z being "creepy and depressing all the time". And the interjections Coachie makes make it all the better.


"I collect those!" XD

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Kariia?

I'm Indigo.

Or did someone else say something about my post?

My brain hurts now. Confused.

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There's a penguin in the corner staring at me. I wish it would go away.

I like when he is listening to strongsad say "job" in his sleep, and see strongsad jumping over a fence.

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum'k

That part creeped me out.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

YOUR AVATAR IS BLUE. LIKE KARIIA'S. OOPS.

ME = FAIL.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

No worries, Spork.

Also, one more thing.

I'M INDIGO!! NOT BLUE!!

Thank you for making this kitsune more rabid. Please exit to you right for your rabies shots and take a cookie on the way out. Have a nice day.

Nah, I'm just kiddin' ya, Spork.

But really, I'm indigo. Not blue.

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There's a penguin in the corner staring at me. I wish it would go away.

say it, fhwqugads
FAHORDLINGRADS!

Now somebody else say it!
Horpy Horlaw—
Not you, Coach Z.

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You and me? Soggy napkin.