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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

I know of one that has Strong Bad and Homestar yelling at each other and (this is only on for a split second) their mouths get really, REALLY close and open in a way that looks like they're about to start making out...it's really funny...

...but not nearly as bad as some of the stuff on DeviantArt.

A toon or a fanart?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Normally, I ship the characters that are obviously hot for each other, but in this case, and since I haven't seen it yet, I hereby found the Strong Sad/ Marzipan ship. Think about it! they spend plenty of time together, and Marzipan has displayed open contempt for Strong Bad. why not homestar? she deserves someone better, someone wittier, someone less... high school drop-out-y. lets examine her "Likingness factor" or <3 factor for each of the male leads.

: probably about 70%. she dates him, but she so obviously wants someone smarter.
10% she sang a freaking SONG about how she doesn't like him. at all.
0% You're kidding, right?
Hard to tell. she hasn't displayed contempt for him, and she DOES spend plenty of time with him...
50% well, they did date. My theory is that she did it to make Homestar mad.
N/A she would never date him. wait, what do you mean she did? oh. um.... next!
0% quoth the homestar, Seriously?
huh?
He's taken.
just.... no. just no.
well... what am I saying, NO!
You know what, me? if you can't be serious I'm not gonna do this! This interview is OVER!

Sorry about the overly long post.


EDIT: AUGUST 12

Now that I've started the whole Senor thing, I feel obliged to finish this.

N/A She may or may not even know he exists.
heh heh. funny.
okay, why do they have an Eh, Steve emoticon but no stinkoman one, or Dangeresque one. Dangeresque is awesome.

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

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dates ? What is wrong with you?

I could actually see dating , because if you remember Strong Badathlon, they were sitting down, talking.

deviantART to the rescue!

Unfortunately there's practically no Strong Sad/Marzipan anywhere. It took me ages to find that pic, and I would've given up if I hadn't known it existed. And yet there is at least one clear Strong Sad/The Cheat. How does that even work?

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Oh. I guess I didn't start it. as for & , I was just using all the buttons, except for and the smileys. Marzipan and Senor?

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

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Senor Cardgage never gets shipped with anyone. Can't imagine why. Apart from that picture I saw of him molesting Homestar...

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Ew.
I mean...
Ew.
I mean...
Ew.

I say that Strong Sad and Homestar is the best shipping ever, if you've seen No Hands On Deck! and cliffhangers.

I agree. It makes more sense than Homestar/Strong Bad, I think.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

now I remember why I don't get involved in fanfic/ fanart...

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

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A screenshot from a toon...it was almost like something that flashed on the screen...anyway, it was in Date Nite, in the beginning, where they're yelling at each other and somehow they end up together in Strong Bad's house yelling at one another.

Strong Bad+Lappy=OTP. XD

But seriously, I don't see any potential for any pairings except Strong Sad/Marzipan. He seems to have a little crush on her. It'd be cute.

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

The fact that this thread exists gives me the jibblies.

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Look, Strong Sad is OBVIOUSLY the real guy who gets everyone. He's got TWO possible shippings.

Strong Sad/Homestar could obviously work. You saw in cliffhangers, which sadly had no Who Shot J.R? reference, when he told Strong Sad he was pregnant. Either his uncontrollable love was enough for him to admit that to Strong Sad, or he thought the father was Strong Sad, and either one supports some love there. Then, in No Hands On Deck!, Homestar popped out of Strong Sad's bed. He wasn't sure how he got there, which was either an excuse, or he had one too many Cold Ones the night before. No Hands was a month before cliffhangers, but we can assume it isn't shot in real time, so obviously what they did led to said pregnancy at the time of cliffhangers.

Of course, Strong Sad also has a thing for Marzipan, as seen in an answering machine where he lies to spend time with her, and how much he wants her to stay with him when trying to contact Credenza.

What could this mean? It obviously means one thing...



Strong Sad....

Is bisexual.

Of course, he could just be "bi-curious" meaning he isn't sure if he is or not, which would make sense considering the abusive nature of his home. Under all that stress, he could simply be unsure if he is bisexual or not.

And for those reasons, I believe that Strong Sad is the guy everybody wants in Free Country, USA, since nobody else is wanted by any other main characters, and I also believe he is bisexual or bi-curious.

Strong Sad is the guy everyone wants? Even Strong Bad? Heheheheheheheh... <--Ignore that. Strong Bad/Strong Sad always has that effect on me, for some reason. Even when they're Strong Bad and Strong Sad in name only.


Yep. That or he sees it as a daughter.

Anyway, looks like half the town have crushes on Marzipan.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Marzipan is the one that everyone wants as far as GIRLS go.

Homestar and her are one hot couple when she says they are.
Strong Sad obviously has a bit of a little crush for her.
Strong Mad wants to... marry... her...
The Cheat has disguised himself as Homestar just to make out with her.
Bubs and Coach Z.... Just watch Answering Machine 5.

Marzipan and The Cheat also went on a date together. Then she went on a date with Bubs. [s]Bubs and Marzipan don't have any chemistry if you ask me.[/s]

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Of course they have chemistry! Bubs is an old, fat, cheap, con artist man who does anything for money or that he would want, and she's.... an... attractive.... young... blonde... female..... Oh man... I'm not going to ask what happened on that... "date."

um.... no. I think homestar is just odd. in fact, I'm not even sure if he has any concept of, how should I put this, physical attraction. you know what I mean. he's like a little kid, completely ignorant of the double-meaning of what he's doing. even adults can do things without realizing it. case in point: http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html don't be scared by the URL name, it's completely appropriate for anyone smart enough to use this forum. a very funny site, by the way.

/ all the way. wait! I don't mean they should go all the way! oh, crap. now I've put thoughts in people's minds that shouldn't be there. um... slow pitch raquetball? I'd love to play slow pitch raquetball, in fact, that's what this whole forum post was about!

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Yeah! Let's reclaim Homestar shipping from the slashers with Strong Sad/Marzipan! I'll write the fanfic! Someone who can draw! You draw the fanart! Someone crazy! You talk about it all the time and make every Strong Sad/Marzipan shipper look crazy!

And I just used up my exclamation mark allocation for the rest of the... hour. I love that site, by the way. Made me laugh so hard when I first discovered it. And I didn't know what that word meant at the time.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

um... was that at me? okay, I'll talk about something else. um... uh... well, this is the shipping thread. I'ma go post somewhere else, I guess.
but before I go for now, I leave you with the characters who aren't shiped much, and possible ships, just to throw gas on the flames.
/ the ugly one (if only in his imagination)
/ think about it They're always together! huh, huh?
/ figure this out yourselves
/ food. self-explanatory.

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That's not what I said. 0_0 I was just joking around, I wasn't being sarcastic or anything. There should be more Strong Sad/Marzipan around.

But what about The King of Town/The Poopsmith? Why does that get no love? Oh yeah, because it's disgusting.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

A fat old man who tries to be cool.

A guy who never speaks and who shovels crap for a living.

Obviously two very messed up individuals, one of which MAY be a female, as we have never heard their voice. If they had a kid, then it would be an even more messed up individual.


You know what I'm getting at, right? NO? Well, where else did Homsar come from then?

I'll leave you all to throw up about that thought.

(Laughs out loud)

Also, thanks for that image. But the Poopsmith has got to be male. The other characters refer to him as male.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

How would they know?

Okay, I'm back! really, I never left. I love this thread wayyy too much. heh. I love love. heh again. so, I'd like to address one thing and answer a question, before putting more bizzare thoughts in your heads.
Well... thank you? it's all good. part of teh problem is that sarcasm is impossible to convey through typing (sorta) so I just guessed you were fed up and being sarcastic.
In my Fanfic I'm writing, Through the Looking Glass, Homsar is SPOILER:


Homestar from another universe, mutated by the differences in their worlds. the other universe was created when "Strongest Man in the World" was writen, because originally, strong bad should have won. Senor Cardgage is alternate universe Strong Bad from the future sent to rescue homsar. um... homstar. you get the idea. SPOILERS OVER[/b]

/ in my fanfic. read the above spoiler.
/ see above.
/ wait! was this ever brought up with Strong Bad?
/ uh.... I think I already did this
/ If only in his imagination...

btw, how do you show who you are quoting with the "Quote" thing?

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

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I Must Say, These Are Some CRAZY Ideas:
Homsar/Senor Cardgage. Freakin. Hi. Larious.
Bubs/Strong Bad. Two ripoff artist.
Coach Z/ KOT. Come On, That Would Be Hillarious! Two Old Men Who Are Not Cool.
Homestar Runner/ Strong Mad. Yes, i am probably drinkin' what strong sad drank in "caffine".
Eh! Steve!/ Trogdor:Uhhhhh....That's Bumbkis?
The Cheat/Eh! Steve:WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU THINKIN', KEYBOARD?

Yep, I Am Busted, Tonight. I'll Post More Madness, Later.

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"Pucker up Diceman, I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"

Homsar/Senor Cardgage? That'd be an amusing one.q


That sounds awesome. Finish that fic. Put it up somewhere. I want to read it. All I did with Homsar in the fic I'm working on was make him a failed Homsar...


[ quote="Person you are quoting" ], without the spaces before and after the square brackets.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

This whole thread...

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