A (possibly) interesting hypothesis

The Old Bean · **Posted:** Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:01 am

Suppose that...

Homsar and Senor Cardgage were running for US Presidency. :homsar:

1. What would their policies be?
2. How would they go in the "Great Debate"
3. What sort of party would they represent?
4. Who would you vote for?

My answer:

1. Homsar's policies would be compulsory suspension on board the gravy train. Senor Cardgage would boast more particles for every Magdalen.
2. I would imagine it would be something, like-a this-a:-
"Daaaaaarrgghh, the country is a soup on a Thursday!"
"Get a full status quo on the meat tray, my dear Gerty."
"Daaaaaaarrgh, it's Salt Lake City"
"MmmhghhmmnnreerEdna"
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh"
and so forth.
3. Senor Cardgage is definately a "Greenie", he has the beard an' all. Homsar would be a right wing political machine.
4. Although I'm tended towards Homsar's views, Senor Cardgage has a powerfully persuasive manner.

Please feel free to discuss and/or cuss.[/i]

Plaster-Man · **Joined:** Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:13 pm **Posts:** 77

Quote:

Homsar would be a right wing political machine.

Are you kidding me? He's obvisouly for the green party. Or blue party. Or something.

Bubs/Coach Z 2004!

TURKEY · **Joined:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:40 pm **Posts:** 337

Homsar is for the Lavender plaid party. I'm so predictable, it's not even funny!

JoeyDay · **Posted:** Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:44 pm

Nah, what with the children's show and all, Homsar is definitely a family-values conservative. And besides, he and Bush aren't that far apart when it comes to social skills.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:48 pm

If they ran, then I would be afraid. Cardgage has the coolness factor, but Homsar would def. add the weirdness factor. The real question is, wouyld Strong Bad vote for them, because he hates Homsar, but thinks Cardgage is cool.

Sir Renoldo Schmallow · **Posted:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:37 am

I think That Homsar would be representing the Ligitimate Favorites party and Senor Cardgage would be rep'n the Ol' Candy Bar Eaters Party and i would vote for Cardgage because "Excardon Me" is just such a cool thing for a prez to say, you know? :cheatgrin:

also in his inoguration speach he would say, " Well as the congragular of this fine exlection, I'd like to give big ol' combolation to my work hanky, Homizigerth" Vote For Senor Cardgage! He Combodulatory man![/img]

LuckyX6 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:06 pm

For fun, let's make Strong Bad the moderator.

Moderator :sb:

: Mr. Homsar: What is your position on the war in Iraq?
Homsar: : Dehaaah... I can't put the sand in the water...
Moderator :sb:

: Senor Cardgage, a rebuttal to whatever crap for brains here said.
Cardgage: No probalo! We put 'em in, we take 'em out. Get a leg up on the pile. Exactamently.

Moderator :sb:

: ...OK. Abortion? Senor Cardgage.
Cardgage: Excardon me?
Moderator :sb:

: Uh...Your position on abortion.
Cardgage: Theres are many peoples who have combolations and... excardulations about... something.
Homsar: Sweet delicious pea soup!!
Moderator :sb:

: Alright, can't take this. It's over!

I could try to do better but I'm fried from class today.

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:45 pm

JoeyDay wrote:

Nah, what with the children's show and all, Homsar is definitely a family-values conservative. And besides, he and Bush aren't that far apart when it comes to social skills.

I think I read about that somewhere in the INTERNETS.

MarinersRule95 · **Posted:** Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:04 am

Oh yes, that debate, they should do that on Tuesday!!!!!!!!

OMG, I would laugh my head off and fall out of my chair!!!!!!

The Old Bean · **Posted:** Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:20 am

Hilarious work with the Strong Bad moderating. If I may, I would like to continue:-

:sb:

Welcome to Parte Duos of the Presidential Campaign. We have both the Coolest of them all and the Stupidest of them all. I think you can guess who is who.

:homsar:

Daaaaargh, I was once a cheesecake mountain.

:sb:

Okay, shut up.

:homsar:

Pashoooooooooooooo.

:sb:

Okay, now, the topic of discussion is the Budget Crisis. What is your policy?

<Senor>: I would take the denominator and make it multiplicatory Beavis.

:sb:

Well, that's cool. And you, dumb name?

:homsar:

Daaaargh, I'd make socks out of the pizza for Raggady Anne!

:sb:

I'm not even gonna, ... you know ... attempt to understand what you're saying. We'll be right back.

Master · **Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:51 am

ummm..... Yea... Well, if they ever DID run for president, I think I'd... leave the country.... go to Japan...go a hot tubbin with those monkeys that live in those hot springs... in Japan...

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:55 am

DaAaAaAaAa! I'm a right wing political machine.

Wesstarrunner · **Posted:** Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:17 pm

Master wrote:

ummm..... Yea... Well, if they ever DID run for president, I think I'd... leave the country.... go to Japan...go a hot tubbin with those monkeys that live in those hot springs... in Japan...

Good idea!

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:07 am

Wow. A year and a half, huh? Watch it with the necromancy, especially if you're just going to say "Good idea!". That's spam.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:26 am

ModestlyHotGirl wrote:

Wow. A year and a half, huh? Watch it with the necromancy, especially if you're just going to say "Good idea!". That's spam.

Yeah. I don't quite feeling like having to lock threds due to necromancy.

Butter-Da · **Joined:** Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:39 am **Posts:** 83

SEAN'D! wrote:

:homsar: DaAaAaAaAa! I'm a right wing political machine.

That made me laugh out loud. I really wish Homsar would say that.

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