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My question: What do you think the best line anyone says on any toon, email, or anything else? I don't want anything said often (ex. the mooooooooooooooon!), but whatever you like, put it up. My personal favorite:
: Whoa, Pom Pom, did you know that lady or something? Why'd she give you a hundred bucks? All I got was a dang ol' "Bit ' O ' Honey".

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Either 's "IT TASTE SOOOO GOOOOOOD" or the quote above.

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... and somebody is gwabbin a-my butt...

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Talk to my man with the green and white stripes.
-Strong Bad
Welcome to the 100 post crew! I hope you have 100 posts too!

ya know, it's kinda hard to pick a favorite...

"KEEP IT ROLLING!" from the email "Caper".....
actually there are a couple of memorable tidbits from that one...

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Homsar: Oh no, you shanked my jenjaship!

Strong Bad:Instead, I attend BATTLE AXE LESSIONS!

Homestar: Cool, free money!

Bubs: Hey guys, is this another one of those "shake downs" is it?

Strong Mad: Make it Dance! Make it prance!

Kot: Wait. Sorrry, hes never said anything funny

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Proudly raised by a cup of coffee

Homestar: "I'm thinking of getting into...MALE MODELING!"

Strong Sad: "I can't remember my legs"

The Cheat: Yeah, man, I'll gnaw your face off

Homsar: "I'm Homsar, the captian of the Gravy Train...Climb Aboard"! (or "When can we start the Jeffersons?")

Strong Bad:"The Martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neighbors will probably call the cops" or "Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has!"

Strong Mad: "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"

The KoT: "Hello Marzipan...It's Strong Bad and uh...HOLY CRAP!" etc.

"Hello Marzipan. This is um...Strong Bad! And um...Holy Crap! Crap crappity crap crap etc." - King of Town

"I was raised by a cup of coffee" - Homsar

"daaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAaaaa" - Homesar in that Ansering Machine

(was gonna kick the Cheat) "Um...cwapface"

"DELORTED" - Coach Z

Homsar did not say "I was raised by a cup of coffee!" I don't know why everyone thinks he said it. Also, you spelled Homsar wrong in the third line.

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Shopiom, I'm seriously not kidding about the nitpicking thing. Give it a rest.

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Everything from Homsar and:

IT TASTES SO GOOD!

Strong bad: "I'll kill you, I'll kill all your dogs"
Homestar: Every thing in the Santamen thing, Army email, my sig, and "No I'd nevow do that fow you"
Whats her face:"SOOOOO good", "I think I have a chance with this guy"
The ugly one: "How do you be so short"
Bubs: "Shining up a chicken a chicken in the morning, morning"
Stinkoman: Everything in 20x6 vs 1936 and "Whaaaaat are you doing"

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"Hey, stupid"
"Ask your fwiend heew why come he didn't cawve his pump-a-kin"

Hmmm...

"Yeah, You stay obow deaw."

"MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!"

"Don'chu talk to me."

"My choc'lates! Come back choc'lates! I didn't mean what I said!"

"Ow! those things awe bad fow you."

"Leeko Leeko Leeko! I'm a squeaky guy!"

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"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

1. Almost every quote from the Army e-mail

2. KoT: "OH! OH! MY LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF STRAWBERRY SUNDAYS HAS JUST ARRIVED!!!! I'M NEVER CALLING YOU BACK!!!! MEEE MOOO LOOO DOO HOO MOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!"

3. This a download from the website: Homestar: "Did you remember to saaaaaaaaave? All of your fiiiiiiiiiiiles?"

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"This is the KoT, in the place to be."

Visit my website at http://www.geocities.com/silvanofgreentop

"Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff!" -homestar.

"He's behind the freakin' box! I'll kill ya! I'll kill all your dogs!" -Strongbad

"Hey Reggie, have you seen the rhinoceros anywhere?" -homsar

"Grabbin' your butt? that's not very ladylike." -Bubs

and...see my siggy.

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"well, I'll just uh, put these pants on." ~Homestar

Here's another one:
Strong Bad: She partied without dancin', she partied with my heart!

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A proud member of P.O.S.T.E.R.S.! No room for the banner, though.

"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt!"

Every Homsar quote.

Every line from The Cheat is Not Dead.

Many KoT quotes.

"Coach Z, are you a poser?"

Wow, all these memories make 'a me smile so much!! You guys are the awesomest!!

Let's see.. too many to choose from, I'll just say a few (and sorry if I mess them up):

Listen up, you undapants. Who wants.. to get hogtied.. and pushed.. INTO.. some snakewater? ..... Whaaaaaaaa!!

Christopher Columbus.
Wrong. F - -.

What's a 7-letter word for.. 13-Across?

Nah, I'm always doing that.

The pipes are bwoken!

Strong Sad?! How long have you been here? ... Okay.. that's weahd.

3 Noses?!

[plus my siggy below..]

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Hot!

Tompkins how do you be so short?
Tendafoot, can you give me sound financial advice?
I won't lie to ya. That's a hefty piece of real estate.
He died somehow.
The Trogdor Speech at the ending of PQ

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The Incoherology Trilogy

Check out my tale, and I promise to start posting again.

Actually, Strong Bad said that, in the email "interview".

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I always thought Homestar said, "Somebody's a grabbing my balls," and since he was dressed as tennis player, they could get away with this. Maybe I just have a dirty mind.

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“Feelings…” he said slowly, as if he wanted to hold on to the words, “change.”
-Weirdoes in Paradise: Chapter 5

-Homestar: "Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff!"
-Pretty much everything Homsar says
-Strong Mad: "IT TASTES SO GOOD!"
-The Cheat: "Yeah man, I'll gnaw your face off."
-Bubs: "Check it out, check it out, etc."
1936 Homestarrunner: "What?"
-Trogdor: "Sup mortal"
Stinkoman: "It's pudding!"

and some more stuff I can't remember.

edit: Sorry for using icons in place of words, forgot about that.

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Evidence of the ol' glassies! Nothing up our sleeves, no magic little Alex! A job for two who are now of job age! The police!

some of these may not be word for word.

:He's not even behind the box, he's barley obscured by it.

(simultaniously(spelling))
:I think he's flooding..
:Im flooding you out...

:No, no, no. Getting me to say sbu only makes me lose my super powers.
:What super powers?
:To fly.
: You can fly?
:Not any more.

: So im gonna have to jump!

see sig.

and a plethora of others.

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"The stunts I do are soooo....done by me"

i like " i dont think that is entirely healthy" and yeah your probably right. i se those to alot because those ones are the ones that fit the best into everday conversations

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I've got it. The funniest line in all of H*Rdom, bar none, is "Stuff some in your pocket for SECRET EATING!"

Seriously. It has never been funnier than that.

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I wholly concur. However, I just can't do the voice, making it unusable (at least humorously) in most situations.

I don't think the above quote is funny. Nothing Marshie says is funny. I JUST HATE HIM SO MUCH!

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Best line ever is still, in my opinion "OW! Those things awe BAD for you!" (from invisibility)

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Yeah. Shut up, kid.

"I was saving that one for about two seconds ago"