Best. Line. Ever.

Code J · **Posted:** Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:48 am

Strong Bad: "Hello Marzipan, this is your cable guy....cableman....Jorge."

Homestar Runner: "So I just got this message you left for me on Pom Pom's cell phone telling me to go away and pick up sticks? {angrily} Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like... having to put up with GARBAGE! I don't know where you get off, but it's definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore."

The King Of Town: "Um... so, uh, you better send your boyfriend over to beat me up, right? Oh, man! Craaap! Um, and while he's at it, he might as well return the King of Town his Easy-Bake oven which I've had for over three months now."

Strong Bad: "I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday. I'm calling to garner your vote. I support all the issues: save the animals, move the ocean over there, just like you. We are currently accepting campaign donations to support our cause against runoff camdidate uh... Cory."

The King Of Town: "Dooooo! Doooo! This is a napkin alert! It answers to the name, 'Flamingo!'"

Strong Bad: Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million punches-in-the-face!

And of course...

Strong Bad: Marzipan, look: this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head — like, my face is an entire goat. Anyways, my number is eeeeeh-uhhh!

Ah...pretty much anything in the Answering Machines crack me up.

What do you know? Post one-thousand. :eekdance:

SomeKindaSnakeLady · **Posted:** Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:39 pm

There's a lot, but here's some:

Vapourous Marshie Cloud: "You can't destroy me!"

:sb:

narrating TGS: "POSSUMS!!!"

:sb:

narrating TGS: "CEREBELLUM'D!"

:sb:

narrating TGS: "And what's-her-face/ Ate staple sauce/ A heaping bowl of staple sauce..."

:bubs:

"Don'tchu talk to me."

:senor:

"Would you care for a slice of gum?"

:sad:

"I'm sad because I'm flying."

:hr:

"I'm a long pants man! Long pants! Long Pants!"

:hr:

"I hear you guys are eating some serious regular pie in here."

:sb:

"NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! Moms only"
:coachz:

"Oh, then I guess I'm okay to say it."

:hr:

"Ma'am, calm down. Your CD tray is not a cupholder."

Vultures: "Ain't no teen girl! *CHOMPCHOMPCHOM* Quite good, quite good. *CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP*

Mr. Pidders: "We're ointment!"

:hr:

"Paydirt! A pair of half-eaten choco-pants."

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:46 pm

I dunno. I'm not good at this sort of thing. Not because I can't pick just one, but because I can't pick any. Although one of my favorite underrated whole routines is probably from "lures and jigs".

"Come onnnn and get in the booooat (fish), come onnnn and get in the boat (fish fish)..."

And then the hilarious way that a whole crapload of fish actually DO jump out of the water and then just flop on top of the boat and die. Dead Fish = Pure Comedy Gold.

Also, "Homestar Definitely Does Not Have A Stupid Uncle Egg".

CheezNapkin · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:58 am **Posts:** 185

Steep prices and trees.

SomeKindaSnakeLady · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:07 am

CheezNapkin wrote:

Steep prices and trees.

Where's that from?

Code J · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:58 am

You know we have a Wiki, right?

Five Iron Frenzy · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:08 pm

Homestar: Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!
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Gunhaver: Have your light infantry create a thick smokescreen. Then lay down some suppressive fire until the snipers are in position. But look out for surface-to-air antioxidant missiles! Then by the time Reinforcements shows up...

Reinforcements: Hey, guys.

Gunhaver: Your mom should be waiting for you in the bus turnaround!
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Homestar: Um, I think it was dot-egg or dot-muffin or something.

SomeKindaSnakeLady · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:38 pm

commando: "Hey, kid! Wanna smoke some candy with me?"

Cheerleader: "All right, my art galleries! Let's get ready to look.... so dead."

:homsar:

"Caramel corn for president, please."

Jamesbray · **Posted:** Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:55 am

On teen girl squad...

:sb:

Owwwww...The most of me

and

:sb:

Owwww...My entire life

aromatic · **Joined:** Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:49 pm **Posts:** 4

"bubble-de-bubble!"

- Pom Pom (sigh)

Cara Carabowditbowdit · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:26 pm

"Trogdor was a man! I mean, he was a dragon-man! Er, maybe he was just a dragon."

Artvandelay · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:18 pm

My favorite line has to be Homestar saying "This does NOT look good for Homestar Runner."

ScorchGofer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:59 pm

um..

MEH!

(Mouth floats up) ..... EH STEVE! (explodes)

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:19 pm

Scorch, you do know that you don't need to have an emoticon with every post, right? Please spell out the name instead of using the cons.

Cleverdan · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:49 am

Homestar:"And that's the end of my show! Donk."

Wesstarrunner · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:58 am

DUHHH!!!! When our man h*r says "line?" in the New Here flick! :sb:

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:30 pm

I don't know about you all (since I skipped straight to the last page

), but my favorite line is definitely:

"I'm the human wedgie!"

I know a few people like that.

DepressioSpirit · **Posted:** Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:14 am

Homsar (Well... it's actually SB, but whatever): WAAaaAH! I was raised on a cup of coffee!

Homestar: Oh, hey guys! *punch in the gut* Oww... those things are bad for you.

Also in the same e-mail...

Bubs: My chocolates! Come back my chocolates, I didn't mean what I said!

Strong Bad (narrating): The martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neighbors will probably call the cops.

UZ · **Posted:** Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:42 pm

I think my rhymes are truly broke!
Broke, Broke, Broke, Broke, Broke, Broke, Broke!
Hu hu Hwe hwe!

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:35 pm

: CORN IS NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR!!
:sb:

:CORNCHIPS ARE NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR....LATHE'D!!

KKyuubi · **Joined:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:21 pm **Posts:** 42

Homestar's Hold Music song: "It's the hold music, do doot-tsp. Pa doo doot-tsp. Boodoo doo doot-tsp"

2 Homsars: Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!

Strong Mad: I'M STRONG MAD! <pause> I'M STRONG MAD!

Homestar's First Bread Sing-Along of course was very funny!

JP3CollectorsSpoon · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:47 pm

(to cardboard :marzi:

): "Shut up, Marzipan"

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:58 pm

Although technically from a DVD commentary instead of a toon, my favorite line is when Coach Z says the following:

"No, now listen, here! Because— when you talk about Bubs, you're talking about me. Because Bubs is a good guy and I'm worse."

I just think that's hilarious.

AwPi · **Posted:** Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:12 am

I like "I failed college algeba again." from circles. The first time I heard it I went, "Whaaa?!" and then laughed my head off. Yes, I'm a loser.

KKyuubi · **Joined:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:21 pm **Posts:** 42

I also kinda liked "I don't like Food anymore!" from 2 Years, man Strong Sad was funny in that one!

WierdAlFan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:23 am

what's her face: ouch! my most of me!!

BradyBunch · **Posted:** Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:55 am

Strong Mad: My panties, My panties!!!!!!!
Strong Sad: That's it. I'm moving out.
Bubs: My Chocolates! Come back chocolates! i didn't mean what i said.

i'm sure there are more but i can't remember them now.