Best. Line. Ever.

TROGDORTHEDRAGON · **Joined:** Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:24 pm **Posts:** 25

"Look, Marzipan.. This is Goatface."
That entire message cracked me up. xD

TangerineDreams · **Posted:** Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:25 am

my favorite quote?

anything matt's ever said.

i dont think i really have a favorite. theres always new stuff and i can never decide.

verbatim! · **Posted:** Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:28 am

: "You said you'd bake us a cake!"

BarryGibb · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:35 am

: "Hey, guys. What's up? What are we doing here? Making omelettes? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."

KKyuubi · **Joined:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:21 pm **Posts:** 42

Sometimes, Powered by the Cheat leads to some interesting lines, most of the good stuff are from crazy cartoon...or originated from it in one case...

PBTC :sb:

: Shut it up. Shut it up, you.
PBTC :hr:

: Shut it up, me?

Virus The Ugly One: I can do it! I can do it 9 times!

PBTC :hr:

: Hey Strong Bad, I need to be kicked in the face...

PBTC :ehsteve:

: Eh....steve...

That blue guy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:53 pm

: BAH-loh-NEH!!! Come on, people! Come on, palm tree! I'm-tryingtosellabaloneysammich!

{An Atari seagull squawks and flies past.}

:bubs:

: {angrily to Atari seagull} You shut your face!

Thank goodness for the wiki :mrgreen:

!

Parakeet05 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:16 am

wow. I love them all. There is no way I could pick a single best quote.

I love anything Homestar Says

"Yeah, you stay over there"
"Thanks for breakin' my cow lamp"
"Let's do this like Brutus!"
"Butt Dance again! like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
it's all good.

SenoritaCardgage · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:03 am

: Who's going to steal a pair of half-eaten choco pants?

...and later

:hr:

: Oooh, paydirt! A pair of half-eaten choco pants.

ModemManCJ · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:50 pm

Mostly anything Homestar says. For example:

:hr:

Strong Bad, the good times are over! I swallowed your computer!
:sb:

You what?!
:hr:

Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.

shmallow · **Joined:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:18 am **Posts:** 10

I'm not gonna lie to ya thats a heathy piece of real estate

Mr. Clucky1 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:45 pm

Tompkins wrote:

LOOK, THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA! ILL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!

Preach it, brother. My other favorite would be, "Stave It Off. 123. And now you can count to THREE."

soundman · **Posted:** Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:17 am

From Secret Identity email:
:sb:

Is there like a sign on my door that says 'Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within.'?
:kot:

, walking in uninvited:"I didn't see one"
Makes me laugh every time I think about it!

Dusk · **Joined:** Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:55 am **Posts:** 34

I have to say...

:marzi:

: Homestar Jr.'s talking now, he said "Put that freakin' sandwhich down!"

:sb:

: Don't worry big guy, we'll cut to a montage. I mean find The Cheat.

:senor:

: I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.

:sb:

: You're right, Renaldo. But the elevator's broken in this building. So I'm gonna have to jump!

:sb:

: First, there's the haggler, the guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap.

:hr:

: Happy hundredth birthday, Strong Bad!

:sb:

: I've got this season. Last season. Even stuff I've just made up!

:poop:

: ,,,,,,,,,, (Heh heh, comma.)

:homsar:

: EVERYTHING HE SAYS!

:hr:

: Aah! I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.

:sb:

Pretender of the galaxies! He's all-the-ways having space cocktails with hot '60s-looking girls! Where are all the hot '60s-looking girls?

Yeah, those are the best, at least some. H*R is loaded with them.

superplough · **Posted:** Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:36 pm

I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.

aiyer · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:49 pm

All the characters have great lines:

Personally, though, I love the lines from TGS.

"Well MY house has 100 Bafrooms!"

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2007 8:49 pm

Coach Z: (trying to pronounce fhwqwgads) Forhorglingrads! :coachz:

Strong Bad: Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave like an hour ago.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Now, a million eyeballs fall from the 'bove. The boy gets financial advice from the rat king.

Jonathan M · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 3:43 pm

What if your girl friend is a spoon and a bowl? That'd be pretty weird, man What kind of screwed up kid are you? We don't take your kind! get out of here!

ThisAintJeff · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2007 1:53 am

Say, you like pamphlets? Here's a pamphlet! Here's two pamphlets!

Third Style Private Leo · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2007 1:56 am

Tompkins wrote:

LOOK, THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA! ILL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!

Yup.

and then his "Two Words" about kids who watch :homsar:

's show.

lemon123 · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2007 10:23 pm

"But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!"

That quote always cracks me up. If you ask me, long pants should be glazed in honey, dipped in golden syrup and left in the sun to give it a nice, golden finish. In other words, that email rocks.

I also like Strong Bad's reaction to HR's "Daisey Dukes" on his shoe, but that's really just a favourite moment. Still funny, though.

likalaruku · **Joined:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:05 am **Posts:** 474

Mmm... can't remeer the exact words & events, but it was the one where Homsar gets to host a kid's show & either a letter or number pops up & he looks at it & whines "Now THAT looks like a mighty FINE piece of real estate!"

Shwoo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:02 am

It was a lowercase g.

jastuk55 · **Joined:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:27 pm **Posts:** 197

From the e-mail Guitar at the end! Not gonna say it!

Jastuk55

Jello B. · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:17 pm

Old thread is old.

My personal favorite: "The Martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neighbors will probably call the cops"

soundman · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:59 am

"And the Compy just peed the carpet." SB
"You're my dog, my D O G E" HS puppet
"Music, dancing, they've got fake palm trees!" also HS puppet
"That might have been the worst $3000 I ever spent" HS, which really hits home because we've been to see the mouse 11 times...

The Cap'm · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:52 pm

Both come from the Homestarloween Party

:hr:

: Oh man, that was terrible.

:sb:

: So then the robot came and he started vaporizing everybody with his vapor gun! And he was like "You take this, and you'd better, you, and you take this, and everybody's gonna die!" And then he said "Oh, the Gremlin! I hate the Goblin Gremlin! Bah!"

However, I've only memorized Homestar's quote.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:21 am

I CAN COUNT TO G

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

I CAN COUNT TO G

Well I can count to purple backwards!

KartoonKween'D · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:27 am

"Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton." -Strong Bad

"Hey! Watch those hands, David Coppafeel." -Marzipan

"Strong Bad, I think I'm falling for you." -Homestar

"'Cause they mine! And they good!" -Bubs

"Check it out, this is going to be great! Just say, 'Screw all y'all!'" -The Cheat

"I'm a little light in the leftovers!" -Homsar

"You WHORT?!" - Coach Z

"Nobody touches the 'stache!" - The KOT

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