Best. Line. Ever.

lemon123 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:02 pm

Guys, a little reminder: the subject title was: Best. LINE. Ever. - singular, not plural. By posting loads of favourite quotes, you're not achieving anything.

ripdogg36 · **Joined:** Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:16 pm **Posts:** 10

I think we should establish criteria for a best HSR line or quote.

1) Has to be funny- by itself and in context.

2) Should have historical significance toward the site or be in a significant cartoon which attracted HSR fans.

3) Should still be funny after the 250th time.

Add this to the original rule of the "one-time" line.

:sb:

"Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face".

:coachz:

That happened once.

from "dragon"

Jello B. · **Posted:** Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:56 pm

The Experimental Film wrote:

lol, Teff used to be a n00b

Zim Del Invasor · **Joined:** Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:49 am **Posts:** 405

Either Strong Sad's, "I have got to get my perscription changed!" or Homestar's "Oh! Hi, Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came...." or his "Maybe we could get some (in old voice) marshmellows (/old voice) too."

Chippymunk · **Joined:** Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:21 am **Posts:** 31

:Not good enough. F --.
:sb:

:Alright dumb children, wheres the cheat? No hes behind the box, hes not even behind the box, hes barerly obscred by it. Look, Hes Behind the FREAKIN' BOX!!HES BEHIND THE BOX!! ILL KILL YA!!!! ILL KILL YOUR DOGS!!!!!
:homsar:

: You shanked my jangaship.

Cofie · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:29 pm

One of my 100 favorites is.

:sb:

:That my friend is jumbo/LARGE!

Rocoramore · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:03 pm

Definitly strongbad's "I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS" in for kids.

Pfamily Pfargtl · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:33 am

My favourite has to be in "Where's the Cheat?" after Homsar says "Hey Tubbs" something something jengajam and then Bubs is just like "Don't you talk to me." ROTFL. just so you know, ROTFL stands for "Really Obviously Totally Funny Line"

Either that, or anything Strong Sad says in "Caffeine"

Chocozuma · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:18 am

"The Kings gone MAD With Power! He's gonna eat the Chort!"

Pfamily Pfargtl · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:15 am

Quote:

Guys, a little reminder: the subject title was: Best. LINE. Ever. - singular, not plural. By posting loads of favourite quotes, you're not achieving anything.

oh, yeah? well here's the best quotes by every character. that's got an emoticon. just to spite you. and becuase it will be funny. but it won't have a bunny.
:hr:

(singing) the blood is rushing to my head/ blacking out blacking out blacking out
:sb:

(after homestar says And I found a bra) Sweet
:sm:

Did you just say parakeet?
:sad:

I don't like food anymore!
:bubs:

Don't you talk to me
:coachz:

nothing really stands out as hilarous to me.
:marzi:

(doing a poor impression of homestar) You're so smart marzipan (not funny on it's own, but it seems to be the only thing she can say as him)
:kot:

they tells me not to drink it!
:homsar:

I'm a trendy tote bag!
:senor:

Talk to one of our handsome taking experts. one of them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A

there. I've got it off my chest

Support the Municipality · **Joined:** Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:39 pm **Posts:** 28

Everybody loves the me!
:sb:

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIGHHHHHTTTTTTTT!
:sad:

The world is saved! I FOUND THE BLUE ONES!
:bubs:

Tell her I said bananas! No, a bunch of bananas!
:coachz:

One two, one two, keep it flond!
:kot:

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle...
:homsar:

DaAaAaA! My cheese is fifty cent!
:senor:

Dump tell no Mandy!

nix shadow · **Joined:** Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:03 am **Posts:** 614

As directed by,I'm surprised strong mad hasn't eaten the cheat yet.
:sad:

hey hey, sloshey.
:cheat:

Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.
:bubs:

as Thnikkaman :Yeah, Shut up kid.
:coachz:

We should call you SS for STROND SAD! (laughs hystaricaly)

:ehsteve:

Eh,STEVE!

I'm forever you're girl!

:sm:

DOUGLUS

Thats all I got.

Pfamily Pfargtl · **Posted:** Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:02 pm

All of them, 2.0!

:hr:

(as marzipan) Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to cover up the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?
:sb:

Blurry photographic edivence! (or) no, It's yours (the DNA evidence)
:sm:

Douglas!

Are you going to throw a dead goose at me?
:cheat:

yah, I'll gnaw your face off!
:coachz:

Fuhordlingrads!
:marzi:

if you were trying to say I'm a foxy mama, that's actually more offensive.
:kot:

It's strong enough for a man, but tasty enough for a king!

Pfamily Pfargtl · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:09 pm

THREE POINT FREAKING O!
:hr:

and a bra!
:sb:

do you have anything a little less... anthrax-y?
:sm:

I HAVE A FUNNY HAT!
:sad:

(laughs) somebody shoot me!
:bubs:

My face was a broken JPEG!
:coachz:

oh, lagorkapaporp! (in mini-golf)
:marzi:

Stop that! right now! (kot is eating lights)
:kot:

do you think I'm going to accept this paltry treat just because it has butter in the name? well, you'd be right.

DonutHead41 · **Joined:** Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:34 pm **Posts:** 286

Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. ¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí! Somos buenos amigos—

:sb:

I make drawing FUN!

:sad:

Each day, we die a little more.

:bubs:

When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, 'cause you were building it.

:coachz:

Oh, where is my mudder-dee-doo?

:kot:

The entire "Not Talkin' 'bout Butter" song.

:homsar:

Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?

:senor:

My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!

Pfamily Pfargtl · **Posted:** Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:45 am

After watching your funeral I have to revise some of my fav lines

:sb:

Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse suplexing a cougar
Taranchula: Brother in a jar!

AND HERE IT IS: THE BEST. LINE. EVER.

:sad:

We need to activate the doomsday device. Get the leotard!

EDIT: I changed my mind: the best. line. ever. is:

Every single freakin moment in Bug in Mouth Disease!