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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:48 am ] |
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My question: What do you think the best line anyone says on any toon, email, or anything else? I don't want anything said often (ex. the mooooooooooooooon!), but whatever you like, put it up. My personal favorite:  : Whoa, Pom Pom, did you know that lady or something? Why'd she give you a hundred bucks? All I got was a dang ol' "Bit ' O ' Honey".
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| Author: | Tompkins [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:52 am ] |
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LOOK, THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA! ILL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS! |
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| Author: | ThatGoblin [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:52 am ] |
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Either  's "IT TASTE SOOOO GOOOOOOD" or the quote above.
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| Author: | Population Tire [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:58 am ] |
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| ... and somebody is gwabbin a-my butt...
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:13 am ] |
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ya know, it's kinda hard to pick a favorite... "KEEP IT ROLLING!" from the email "Caper".....
actually there are a couple of memorable tidbits from that one... |
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| Author: | Plaster-Man [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:05 am ] |
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Homsar: Oh no, you shanked my jenjaship! Strong Bad:Instead, I attend BATTLE AXE LESSIONS! Homestar: Cool, free money! Bubs: Hey guys, is this another one of those "shake downs" is it? Strong Mad: Make it Dance! Make it prance! Kot: Wait. Sorrry, hes never said anything funny |
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| Author: | Thnikkagirl [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:57 am ] |
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Homestar: "I'm thinking of getting into...MALE MODELING!" Strong Sad: "I can't remember my legs" The Cheat: Yeah, man, I'll gnaw your face off Homsar: "I'm Homsar, the captian of the Gravy Train...Climb Aboard"! (or "When can we start the Jeffersons?") Strong Bad:"The Martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neighbors will probably call the cops" or "Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has!" Strong Mad: "DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!" The KoT: "Hello Marzipan...It's Strong Bad and uh...HOLY CRAP!" etc. |
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| Author: | cbrubaker [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:22 am ] |
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"Hello Marzipan. This is um...Strong Bad! And um...Holy Crap! Crap crappity crap crap etc." - King of Town "I was raised by a cup of coffee" - Homsar "daaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAaaaa" - Homesar in that Ansering Machine (was gonna kick the Cheat) "Um...cwapface" "DELORTED" - Coach Z |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:32 pm ] |
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cbrubaker wrote: "Hello Marzipan. This is um...Strong Bad! And um...Holy Crap! Crap crappity crap crap etc." - King of Town
"I was raised by a cup of coffee" - Homsar "daaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAaaaa" - Homesar in that Ansering Machine (was gonna kick the Cheat) "Um...cwapface" "DELORTED" - Coach Z Homsar did not say "I was raised by a cup of coffee!" I don't know why everyone thinks he said it. Also, you spelled Homsar wrong in the third line. |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:37 pm ] |
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Shopiom wrote: Also, you spelled Homsar wrong in the third line.
Shopiom, I'm seriously not kidding about the nitpicking thing. Give it a rest. |
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| Author: | Super Orange! [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:30 pm ] |
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Everything from Homsar and: IT TASTES SO GOOD! |
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| Author: | Slifer [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:58 pm ] |
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Strong bad: "I'll kill you, I'll kill all your dogs" Homestar: Every thing in the Santamen thing, Army email, my sig, and "No I'd nevow do that fow you" Whats her face:"SOOOOO good", "I think I have a chance with this guy" The ugly one: "How do you be so short" Bubs: "Shining up a chicken a chicken in the morning, morning" Stinkoman: Everything in 20x6 vs 1936 and "Whaaaaat are you doing" |
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| Author: | Screech [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:07 pm ] |
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Hmmm... "Yeah, You stay obow deaw." "MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!" "Don'chu talk to me." "My choc'lates! Come back choc'lates! I didn't mean what I said!" "Ow! those things awe bad fow you." "Leeko Leeko Leeko! I'm a squeaky guy!" |
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| Author: | King o' Town [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 10:27 pm ] |
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1. Almost every quote from the Army e-mail 2. KoT: "OH! OH! MY LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF STRAWBERRY SUNDAYS HAS JUST ARRIVED!!!! I'M NEVER CALLING YOU BACK!!!! MEEE MOOO LOOO DOO HOO MOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!" 3. This a download from the website: Homestar: "Did you remember to saaaaaaaaave? All of your fiiiiiiiiiiiles?" |
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| Author: | Kaffiene [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:41 pm ] |
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"Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff!" -homestar. "He's behind the freakin' box! I'll kill ya! I'll kill all your dogs!" -Strongbad "Hey Reggie, have you seen the rhinoceros anywhere?" -homsar "Grabbin' your butt? that's not very ladylike." -Bubs and...see my siggy. |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:55 pm ] |
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Here's another one: Strong Bad: She partied without dancin', she partied with my heart! |
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| Author: | Pikachu Almighty [ Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:28 am ] |
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EH! STEVE! GET YO SASSY FRASS OUT MY BROILED HOLIDAY CABBAAAAAAGE!!!!! |
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| Author: | Hagurumon [ Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:05 pm ] |
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"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt!" Every Homsar quote. Every line from The Cheat is Not Dead. Many KoT quotes. "Coach Z, are you a poser?" |
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| Author: | soce,the elemental wizard [ Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:20 pm ] |
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Wow, all these memories make 'a me smile so much!! You guys are the awesomest!! Let's see.. too many to choose from, I'll just say a few (and sorry if I mess them up): Listen up, you undapants. Who wants.. to get hogtied.. and pushed.. INTO.. some snakewater? ..... Whaaaaaaaa!! Christopher Columbus. Wrong. F - -. What's a 7-letter word for.. 13-Across? Nah, I'm always doing that. The pipes are bwoken! Strong Sad?! How long have you been here? ... Okay.. that's weahd. 3 Noses?! [plus my siggy below..] |
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| Author: | InvaderTK [ Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:53 pm ] |
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Tompkins how do you be so short? Tendafoot, can you give me sound financial advice? I won't lie to ya. That's a hefty piece of real estate. He died somehow. The Trogdor Speech at the ending of PQ |
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| Author: | The Experimental Film [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:13 am ] |
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Shopiom wrote: cbrubaker wrote: "Hello Marzipan. This is um...Strong Bad! And um...Holy Crap! Crap crappity crap crap etc." - King of Town "I was raised by a cup of coffee" - Homsar "daaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAaaaa" - Homesar in that Ansering Machine (was gonna kick the Cheat) "Um...cwapface" "DELORTED" - Coach Z Homsar did not say "I was raised by a cup of coffee!" I don't know why everyone thinks he said it. Also, you spelled Homsar wrong in the third line. Actually, Strong Bad said that, in the email "interview". |
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| Author: | Hysterical Woman [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Balls or Butt? |
I always thought Homestar said, "Somebody's a grabbing my balls," and since he was dressed as tennis player, they could get away with this. Maybe I just have a dirty mind. |
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| Author: | thefreakyblueman [ Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:09 am ] |
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-Homestar: "Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff!" -Pretty much everything Homsar says -Strong Mad: "IT TASTES SO GOOD!" -The Cheat: "Yeah man, I'll gnaw your face off." -Bubs: "Check it out, check it out, etc." 1936 Homestarrunner: "What?" -Trogdor: "Sup mortal" Stinkoman: "It's pudding!" and some more stuff I can't remember. edit: Sorry for using icons in place of words, forgot about that. 
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| Author: | Dangeresque [ Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:25 pm ] |
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some of these may not be word for word.  :He's not even behind the box, he's barley obscured by it.
(simultaniously(spelling))  :I think he's flooding..
:Im flooding you out...
 :No, no, no. Getting me to say sbu only makes me lose my super powers.
:What super powers?
:To fly.
: You can fly?
:Not any more.
: So im gonna have to jump!
see sig. and a plethora of others. |
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| Author: | Warlordofhomsaria_v2 [ Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:31 pm ] |
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i like " i dont think that is entirely healthy" and yeah your probably right. i se those to alot because those ones are the ones that fit the best into everday conversations |
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| Author: | InterruptorJones [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:38 pm ] |
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I've got it. The funniest line in all of H*Rdom, bar none, is "Stuff some in your pocket for SECRET EATING!" Seriously. It has never been funnier than that. |
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| Author: | racerx_is_alive [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:13 pm ] |
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InterruptorJones wrote: I've got it. The funniest line in all of H*Rdom, bar none, is "Stuff some in your pocket for SECRET EATING!"
Seriously. It has never been funnier than that. I wholly concur. However, I just can't do the voice, making it unusable (at least humorously) in most situations. |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:32 pm ] |
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I don't think the above quote is funny. Nothing Marshie says is funny. I JUST HATE HIM SO MUCH! |
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| Author: | TheNintenGenius [ Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:39 pm ] |
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Best line ever is still, in my opinion "OW! Those things awe BAD for you!" (from invisibility) |
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| Author: | mikeaitch [ Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:43 pm ] |
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"I was saving that one for about two seconds ago" |
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