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Who do you think would suck to be the most on hr? I think , Because then I would have no friends.

i think cuz every one tells him to shut up (just like me )

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OK, this isn't a game. I'm moving this to Characters.

I'd say the Poopsmith. Everyone hates him, he's taken a vow of silence, and he shovels poop for a living for another guy everyone hates.

That would totally suck. Total, man.

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I wouldn't say that the Poopsmith is hated, and he doesn't seem to mind his job.

I think that Coach Z is in the worst situation, out of the main characters. I also wouldn't want to be Keyboard Strong Bad, because my theory is that he's exactly like normal Strong Bad, except he has a keyboard for a head and can't talk. I don't think he likes the other Sweet Cuppin' Cakes characters very much, and it must be horrible not to be able to make fun of them.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Nobody likes being around the Poopsmith anyway. That's close enough to being hated. And I think I would mind his jorb. So therefore I'd like it least. Coach Z is second though, followed by Senor Cardgage, then (now that you mention it) Keyboard Strong Bad, then the King of Town. After that it's kind of blurry.

I think I would get a kick out of pretending to be like Homestar and acting stupid just to see people's sappy, grumpy comebacks.
Maybe this wasn't the best place to say that last part. Oh well.

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The Poopsmith is friends with people like Pom-Pom and Homestar, though.... At least, I think he's Homestar's friend because Homestar gave him the Mayo sandwich in secret identity...

Coach Z has A friend named Pom-Pom. And probably another called Bubs.

I'd say Strong Sad, because he's the only character I can think of that is physically and constantly tortured. Constantly. And he reacts to it negatively. His "friends" don't really like him (or can't speak normally) and he doesn't have many.

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King of Town. He has no power, and no one likes him. I doubt the poopsmith even likes him.

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i would say either the poopsmith or strong sad

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I'll do this: Bottom Ten Style.















10.Strong Sad cause' He Gets Tourched And Likes Homsar.
9.Homsar Cause It Be Preety Hard To Talk Normal.
8.Eh! Steve! 'Cause He Is Compared To Homsar,Only Worse.
7.KOT. Sure He's The "king", But None Like Him.
8. The Poopsmith. He Shovels Crap.
7. Is The Blue Laser Commander. I'd Hate To Be Him Due To "Blue Laserdisc Challenge. (Ugh.... Poor Guy...)
6.The Cheat Because: He Gets Kicked By Stwong Baaaad!
5.Nibbles. He's Cool, But, Marshie Bullys Me.
4.Senor Cardgage.
3.Coach Z. More Than 2 Problemo's,My Eye! He's Got Tons!
2.Strong Mad. He's Just...Ya Know'.
And The Number Person I Don't Want To Be Is......[size=24]MARSHIE.
Kids Don't Like Him, He's Stupid,He's A Friggin' Moron, Mascot And SHOULD GO TO OLD TIMEY HECK LIKE OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD.

I'm Done, 'Nuff Said.

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"Pucker up Diceman, I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"

Well, I know I wouldn't want to be the Poopsmith, the KoT, or Coach Z. But then again...

Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me... da-da-da-da-daaa~

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HAYGUIZ AMIDOINITRYTE?

No, srsly. I hate Coach Z. Hence it sucks to be him. Because if you don't have my approval, nothing else matters.

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Strong Sad, no contest. None of the characters get abused like that guy.

Coach Z's a close second, though. Being a lonely old man can't be that fun.
Yeah, he's clearly an old man, shut up.

A peasant. Definitely a peasant.

Probably either the KOT or Strong Sad. Almost nobody likes them (except for the Strong Sad fans.) I wouldn't like to be the Poopsmith either, but I'm sure he at least has friends when he's off duty.

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Shameless Flogging Molly fan

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

Oh, being Strong Sad wouldn't be so bad, at least Marzipan doesn't mind you.
I would hate to be Senor Cardgage, I mean, Strong Bad likes you, but he's the only one, and I think he truly does have a hard life, and a hard place to sleep too, on the concrete, ouch.
I wouldn't want to be Homsar either, just because your only friends are pity friends, and nothing you say makes sense, personally, I think it's his hat that drives him crazy, imagine him loosing that, no fanfic writers, you can't use that idea .

New Paper would suck worst now. You can't do your job, nobody likes you, and the jokes involving Strong Bad's hatred for you are stupid and get old fast. They also make kitty scared.

My thoughts on being Coach Z are:

If I was him, I could at least try to take out Marzipan on a date with a bat, and put my hand into her hand and she'd get all warm and fuzzy inside (emphasis on INSIDE) or something like that.

Oh, man. i don't know how to respond to this. I basically, like, AM strong sad. It doesn't suck being me. that much. just kidding, I'm actually very optimistic. I'm like strong sad on anti-depressants. or maybe speed. if you want to knwo what I'm like,watch caffeine. that's only slightly faster than I talk. what was the question again? oh, yeah. it would suck to be the poopsmith, for all the great reasons you guys already said.

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"Nothing lasts forever in this wicked world, not even our sorrows" -Charlie Chaplin

YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE

I'd say the Brothers Strong's dad, seeing as how he doesn't have an appearance.

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You're playing Team Fortess 2... you are a heavy and you have two medics... you are taking out everone on the other team so easy... another medic aproaches... THEN HE TURNS INTO A SPY AND STABS YOU IN THE SPINE!
SPY PWNS ALL!

For all we know, he's always out ladying with that fake mustache he always wears, and that's why he's never seen.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Marzipan. First off, you'd be a girl, and th'ats bad enough. But not only that, you'd be the only girl, which means that in order to continue the circle of life, all responsibility falls to you. Im not even certai nthat she's biologically compatible with anyone there.

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Sincerely,

Vitruvian Zeno