likalaruku wrote:
IMO, I don't think they like eachother enough to date at all. They're like a couple that dates for image; him being the best athlete, her being the only girl. I can see Marzipan charting every guy in town & picking Homestar as "least annoying/least pathetic of the bunch." I even thought about the concept of Strong Bad having a fake-hate crush on Marzipan (like in Hey Arnold), but now I'm back to thinking he finds her genuinely annoying. The only guys who seem to like Marzipan are weird older men like Z & Bubs, possibly Strong Sad (may only be interested in being friends). The Cheat seems to be the most likely candidate for Marzipan, but she probably regards him to be more like a pet than a person.
A couple of problems with these ideas:
1. Homestar is probably the "most annoying of the bunch", and Marzipan gets very irritated by him lots of times.
2. Marzipan does date The Cheat, so probably does not view him more as a pet. But she says it doesn't work out because he has been de-clawed.
So I conclude that they really do like each other, but have an on/off relationship (as mentioned in Marzipan's character video).