Also, when he's wearing the daisy dukes, he's wearing pants. When you take of those and burn them, he looks like he always does.

Then again, Bubs could be going around with thems invisible pants.

Then what do you call the gray lower half of his body?

He doesn't wear pants, his shirt is a kilt.

I don't think he does. He has nothing under that shirt. He never feels more at nature than when he's running on a hot spring day, and feels the wonderful low breeze sweep down there. Aren't we all like that deep inside?

Long pants, people! The longest pants! Everybody everybody longest pants! Long long long long long long pants!

Hallucigenic rant aside, I now take this moment to bring up Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants. He looks like he doesn't wear pants either, just a shirt. But I have long since theorized that his pants look exactly like the lower portion of his body, and he wear thems to prevent public nudity charges.
Homestar = same theory? Hard to say.

I don't like where this conversation is heading: Does Homestar pee, and how does he pee?

Stinkoman: Okay, calm down 1-Up. I'm not gonna have to challeng--

1-Up: Long pants, Stinko! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody, longest pants!

{1-Up starts teleporting around the screen as he says each word.}

1-Up: Long long long long long long pants!

Stinkoman: Stop that! Okay, that's it! You are definitely asking for a challenge!

{Stinkoman begins to power up for his famous Double Deuce move, when Trogador comes into the scene.}

1-Up: Um, Stinkoman?

{Stikoman continues to power up}

Stinkoman: DOOOOOOOOUBLE--

{Trogador burninates 1-Up's creepy pants and shirt. 1-Up's torso is pixel-blurred. The rest of him is roasted. Stinkoman stops powering up, and tries to shield his eyes.}

Stinkoman: Aw, man!! Trogador, you made my stummy... I mean, eyes huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt!

{Stinkoman falls off-screen.}

1-Up: {inexplicably speaking in Stinkoman's voice} I guess Trogador wanted a challenge.

{1-Up falls over. The credits roll.}

Another disturbing image you may never get out of your mind (at least, not until you go back to playing SBCG4AP): How would it look if TBC remade "long pants" with the 20X6 characters?


Now you'll never be able to get that image out of your mind. Can I write or what?