In the Free country world people don't care if you wear pants or not.

Yeah, well, we're not in the Free Country world, are we?

whort???

What I mean is, we don't live in the Free Country world, so we can care about this, can't we?

As said by Strong Bad in Long Pants: "Uh, no. You wear no pants and have blue soles guled to the bottoms of your feet!"

Uh, maybe you better re-watch that one again. He says, "Uh, no. From what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet!"

He said, "From what I can tell," meaning, "I think."

As said by Strong Bad in Long Pants: "Uh, no. You wear no pants and have blue soles guled to the bottoms of your feet!"

Homestar is clearly under the delusion that he is wearing pants. If he was wearing pants, then why would it get the blurred box when he doesn't have a shirt on? Other guys don't get the
blurry box when they take off their shirts!

Maybe something incredibly damaging happened to Homestar when he was a child (like getting blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet) that causes him to block the memory of it by acting under the delusion that he has pants on so he doesn't have to deal with some past abuse. This can be supported since we already know that Homestar is oblivious to insults and physical attacks from Strong Bad. He clearly felt incredibly threatened when Strong Bad accused him of having no pants which could've triggered the mental meltdown that we see in Long Pants.

I think I'm right.

I don't think you're right either.

*cough*
That could be it, I seriously doubt it..But that is pretty funny.

Well, Homestar may not have REAL pants (I don't think the long pants were real) and I think he goes around with a long shirt and underwear.

Speaking of underwear, I still want to know what color Homestar's underwear is.

Maybe he's wearing a jumpsuit that covers his whole body, head and all.

No pants. But if he did wear them, the certain scene from Jumping Jack Contest would have been even more disturbing. I couldn't help but think about it when I watched it.

Well, if he doesn't have any, all the Poopsmith would have to do was hold the glass under it. But if he HAD pants... oh please, don't make me write it out!