Strong Bad's favorite girl on HR

POSB · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 4:46 am

Okay, out of ANY and EVERY female that's ever been on Homestarrunner.com----this includes characters, secondary characters, made-up characters, inanimate objects, AND people who've gotten their emails answered----what lucky lady do you think Strong Bad is most interested in, or would be most likely to date if he had the chance?

Me, I can't answer this. There are just too many choices, and I know I'm too biased to make an educated decision. So I would like your input.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 4:55 am

Mazipan's cousin, Deborah.

POSB · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 2:50 am

Okay, so far we've got Deborah. (Nice, I didn't even think of her) My original answer was going to be Ali and Ali's Sister. So lets' go ahead and throw them into the mix too. Any more guesses? Anybody? Jelly? Grapity?

Groovy Dudette · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:34 am **Posts:** 318

katie80

devil.of.firewalls · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:22 pm **Posts:** 103

I really think, ever since 195, that SB, actually

has a crush on Homestar.

POSB · **Posted:** Mon May 26, 2008 11:54 pm

Groovy Dudette wrote:

katie80

Another good one.

You know what bugs me? The fact that in "monument" he says he thinks Kaitlin (not too far off from Katie) is a generic name, and then in dreamail he says he wants to get an email from 128 Katies. Grrrr. Why couldn't it have been 128 Gabbys?

*pictures 128 of herself running around*

:eek:

Okay never mind. One of me is enough.

devil.of.firewalls wrote:

I really think, ever since 195, that SB, actually

has a crush on Homestar.

I actually think I might ship that. Strong Bad would kill me if he found out.

Shwoo · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 1:22 am

The Lappy 486. He's clearly in love with her. Or sees her as a daughter, it's hard to tell.

POSB · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:22 am

Shwoo wrote:

The Lappy 486. He's clearly in love with her. Or sees her as a daughter, it's hard to tell.

Yay! Shwoo! You're here! I've seen you postin' around. I like you.

I also like your avatar.

Hmmm yes....Lappy. I approve. Tech-no-log-ic-al ROMANCE!

Shwoo · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 4:10 am

Thanks! You're pretty cool too from what I've seen. I enjoyed reading your site. Finally, someone who likes Strong Bad as much as I do. So if the Lappy is Strong Bad's girlfriend, what does that make the New Paper?

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:23 pm

He totally loves The Lappy, and The Hotgly One's a close second. The New Paper is his assisstant.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:45 pm

Setsumi-san wrote:

He totally loves The Lappy, and The Hotgly One's a close second. The New Paper is his assisstant.

I see the New Paper as more of his "red-headed stepchild"

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

The wagon fulla pancakes.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 6:01 pm

gino wrote:

The wagon fulla pancakes.

I'm pretty sure the wagon's gender is debatable.

Smartie · **Joined:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:28 pm **Posts:** 79

Himself.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 6:49 pm

Smartie wrote:

Himself.

I'm also pretty positive that Strong Bad isn't a female.

Smartie · **Joined:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:28 pm **Posts:** 79

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Smartie wrote:

Himself.

I'm also pretty positive that Strong Bad isn't a female.

Still. According to other guys, he likes Homestar.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 6:53 pm

Smartie wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Smartie wrote:

Himself.

I'm also pretty positive that Strong Bad isn't a female.

Still. According to other guys, he likes Homestar.

If he liked Homestar, that still wouldn't make him female. Being gay(or bisexual) doesn't change your gender, smartypants.

Smartie · **Joined:** Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:28 pm **Posts:** 79

I'm also pretty positive that Strong Bad isn't a female.[/quote]

Still. According to other guys, he likes Homestar.[/quote]

If he liked Homestar, that still wouldn't make him female. Being gay(or bisexual) doesn't change your gender, smartypants.[/quote]

wefwladjf. You know what I mean. And, why call me "Smartiepants." Have you seen my name?

Zim Del Invasor · **Joined:** Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:49 am **Posts:** 405

He's always secretly loved Modestly Hot Homsar. No matter how he acts, he's always secretly envisioned the two of them in a relationship, eventually buying a condo and having 400 babies.

SnowyFox · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:04 pm

Since Katie 80 isn't real, nor are her 127 hot friends, I'd say it's Ali and her sister.

Or perhaps... secret forbidden love with... Fhqwhgads!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:22 pm

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

He's always secretly loved Modestly Hot Homsar. No matter how he acts, he's always secretly envisioned the two of them in a relationship, eventually buying a condo and having 400 babies.

Or a double-wide trailer, and having a few abused children.

Zim Del Invasor · **Joined:** Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:49 am **Posts:** 405

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

He's always secretly loved Modestly Hot Homsar. No matter how he acts, he's always secretly envisioned the two of them in a relationship, eventually buying a condo and having 400 babies.

Or a double-wide trailer, and having a few abused children.

Well obviously it'll end up this way, but Strong Bad just envisions it being a condo and 400 babies. Of course, it'll end up how you said, eventually with both Strong Bad and Modestly Hot Homsar cheating on each other for Eh! Steve, but neither would know. Eh! Steve would be himself by day, for Modestly Hot Homsar, and by night, he would be Eh! Stephanie, for Strong Bad. But then one tragic day, they'd forget to set Daylight Savings Time or something, and so Strong Bad would show up an hour earlier. He would cut them both to death with the nearest object, then out of guilt develop a coke problem. He would soon end up in rehab, being treated by Marzipan, who would be married by now to Strong Sad, who would be a famous scientist for some reason. Everyone else died of AIDS. The end.

TheGlitchmaster · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:42 am

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

He's always secretly loved Modestly Hot Homsar. No matter how he acts, he's always secretly envisioned the two of them in a relationship, eventually buying a condo and having 400 babies.

Or a double-wide trailer, and having a few abused children.

Well obviously it'll end up this way, but Strong Bad just envisions it being a condo and 400 babies. Of course, it'll end up how you said, eventually with both Strong Bad and Modestly Hot Homsar cheating on each other for Eh! Steve, but neither would know. Eh! Steve would be himself by day, for Modestly Hot Homsar, and by night, he would be Eh! Stephanie, for Strong Bad. But then one tragic day, they'd forget to set Daylight Savings Time or something, and so Strong Bad would show up an hour earlier. He would cut them both to death with the nearest object, then out of guilt develop a coke problem. He would soon end up in rehab, being treated by Marzipan, who would be married by now to Strong Sad, who would be a famous scientist for some reason. Everyone else died of AIDS. The end.

....Wow. I'm printing this out.

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Personally, I think that Strong Bad is most likely to want The Hotgly One...or What's Her Face. I mean, they're the Teen girls who get the most romance out of all of them... and look at TGS 10. Making out with looseleaf...teehee.

pcp11 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:59 pm

Katie 80!

Chocolate Milk · **Posted:** Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:54 am

his wife, Agnes maybe? xDD I liked the idea of Katie80, or Deborah.

...just not Marzipan. xD

non-sequitur champ · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:19 pm **Posts:** 23

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

He's always secretly loved Modestly Hot Homsar. No matter how he acts, he's always secretly envisioned the two of them in a relationship, eventually buying a condo and having 400 babies.

Or a double-wide trailer, and having a few abused children.

Well obviously it'll end up this way, but Strong Bad just envisions it being a condo and 400 babies. Of course, it'll end up how you said, eventually with both Strong Bad and Modestly Hot Homsar cheating on each other for Eh! Steve, but neither would know. Eh! Steve would be himself by day, for Modestly Hot Homsar, and by night, he would be Eh! Stephanie, for Strong Bad. But then one tragic day, they'd forget to set Daylight Savings Time or something, and so Strong Bad would show up an hour earlier. He would cut them both to death with the nearest object, then out of guilt develop a coke problem. He would soon end up in rehab, being treated by Marzipan, who would be married by now to Strong Sad, who would be a famous scientist for some reason. Everyone else died of AIDS. The end.

Um... should I refer you to a good therapist?

Anyway, I think Strong Bad has the most interest in Ali and Ali's sister mainly because he won't ever see them again. You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

He's always secretly loved Modestly Hot Homsar. No matter how he acts, he's always secretly envisioned the two of them in a relationship, eventually buying a condo and having 400 babies.

darn it, i was gonna say modestly hot homsar

OneGyT · **Posted:** Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:45 pm

Modestly hot my eye!

I'd say either Ali, Deborah, or Agnes.

Hyde · **Joined:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:12 pm **Posts:** 6

Agnes

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