Who has the coolest name?

mikeaitch · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:51 pm

Definitely The Cheat. :cheat:

ramrod · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:56 pm

I went with The Poopsmith, because his names describes it all.

Hysterical Woman · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:53 pm

I like Homestar Runner. It's just so iconic. It's like a surrealist americana and other phrases only I understand. The other names pale to that.

Franz Ferdinand · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:48 pm

Marzipan, definitely. :marzi:

Swooshoman · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:57 am

I'm not that fond of Marzipan as a character, but her name is just so- out there! Its one of those obscure things that works as a name because you don't know what the flip it is, and have no interest in knowing until after you hear it! Marzipan- Intriguing folks with her name since the "She Loves Me" game!

Hysterical Woman · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:29 pm

Marzipan (almond paste) is delicous. I don't think it's that obscure. That may be because I've been to Colonial Williamburg a trillion times.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:59 pm

Hysterical Woman wrote:

Marzipan (almond paste) is delicous. I don't think it's that obscure. That may be because I've been to Colonial Williamburg a trillion times.

No, it's not obscure at all. It is, however, disgusting and should be outlawed.

As for name, definitely Poopsmith. C'mon... Poop... Smith! It's hilarious.

Utard · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:49 pm

Aw comon people! Poopsmith? Potty humor doesn't make me laugh. It just makes me wonder why on earth the kot has a...

Anyway, Coach Z has my vote... awsome name!

Krissy · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:05 pm

I've always liked The Cheat. It's such a cool name in itself, plus, it's got so many different pronunciations - Da Cheat, The Chort, etc - that are always fun to hear.

thefreakyblueman · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:55 pm

I went with the Poopsmith for the simple reason that he was the best delivered character:

So they questioned the Blacksmith...

then they questioned the Poopmsith...

I just found that hilarious.

Anydangway · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:21 am

Utard wrote:

Aw comon people! Poopsmith? Potty humor doesn't make me laugh. It just makes me wonder why on earth the kot has a...

Well... I don't really consider "Poopsmith" true toilet humor. I think it's funny because of its simplicity, and it's making something dumb, like shoveling poop, into an important-sounding job. It would be the same if you called a janitor a Mopsmith.

SEAN'D! · **Posted:** Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:32 am

Teh cheat definately, just look at it. THE Cheat. No matter what, you always have to say THE at the start.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:07 am

I don't know why, but I think Marzipan is a cool name. So, I voted for that. :marzi:

Upsilon · **Posted:** Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:46 pm

The Cheat. Having "The" as part of your name is just awesome.

the_stolker · **Posted:** Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:02 am

Homsar Because the name fits his perosnality and the word makes no sence to me.

thefreakyblueman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:03 am

The Stolker wrote:

Homsar Because the name fits his perosnality and the word makes no sence to me.

Well, in his debut (the sbemail, homsar), he was created just to make fun of the person's spelling of "Homestar". That one person's typo has changed Homestarrunner.com forever... *tear*..

the_stolker · **Posted:** Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:05 am

I Know But if you were to say it to any of my friends they would ask me "what?"

Mikeyman · **Joined:** Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:44 am **Posts:** 184

Pom Pom. (Man, he's so cool...)

cyrax279 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:04 pm

i went for the cheat

Overused&Underappreci · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:07 am

I went with the Coach Z because I like the letter Z! Why? Because Z is awesome! Coach Z! It's all the Coachness of a Z, without all the Zeeness of a Coach. And he can pronounce it! Unlike some people who cannot pronounce their own names, despite his rep for mispronouncing more often than not.

Hmm... who could I be thinking of who cannot pronounce their own name? :hr:

bmhg15 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:44 pm

PizzaTrophy · **Posted:** Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:29 am

for sure. It's an interesting and unlikely combination of words that you're not gonna forget. Anything else would sound just plain stupid.
Running StarHomer?
HomeRun Starrer?

homestarmy · **Posted:** Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:34 pm

Pom Pom Must be the coolest name ever. Pom Pom like a cheerleader but a look cooler.

Mashed Potato Jones · **Joined:** Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 35

Bubs its just so friggin kul :bubs:

Lyzz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:37 am

Coach Z. I mean come on! His name has a Z in it! Any name with a Z in it is automatically cool. Like me. I'm cool. :coachz:

TehLutt · **Joined:** Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:14 pm **Posts:** 4

Can I write-in a vote for the Thnikkaman?

MagicHero · **Posted:** Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:04 pm

Marzipan is my favorite because of its randomness. (it also has a "Z" in it!

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StrongCanada · **Posted:** Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:07 pm

The Cheat, mostly because you HAVE to call him "The Cheat", it can't just be "Cheat" or "That Cheat" it's always "The Cheat". :cheatgrin:

ramrod · **Posted:** Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:30 am

StrongCanada wrote:

The Cheat, mostly because you HAVE to call him "The Cheat", it can't just be "Cheat" or "That Cheat" it's always "The Cheat". :cheatgrin:

There as been a few times where the 'The Cheat' has been broken. Like in Caffiene where Strong Bad uses his test Cheat, or when Marzipan holds a sing that reads 'I (heart) that Cheat' in Mile.

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