I think he's got 3 (4 if you count thumbs) just like his brothers.
Probably the only family resemblance they have
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| Author: | Potates [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
I think he's got 3 (4 if you count thumbs) just like his brothers. Probably the only family resemblance they have
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| Author: | Biscuithead [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad has under his gl... |
Obviously Strong Bad has ten fingers, otherwise he wouldn't be a normal guy. Strong Bad is supposed to be the character who is most like a normal person, so the viewers can relate to him. Would you be able to relate to a guy with only 3 fingers and one thumb? That would be stupid. Also, which hand would get the thumb? |
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| Author: | It's dot com [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad has under his gl... |
Potates wrote: I think he's got 3 (4 if you count thumbs) just like his brothers. Strong Mad has five fingers on each hand (including thumbs). Only Strong Sad has four. |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad has under his gl... |
Oh, that Strong Bad fellow is far too unique to have "fingers." While I would say up-front what he has, I feel that a story of this great man's life must be told to everybody. You see, Strong Bad has always wished to be a man of good morals. While not raised as a religious man, Strong Bad figured that he could be the helpful, everyday hero that his father wanted him to be by joining the military. And so, as soon as he turned eighteen, he packed his knapsack and marched over to the army, requesting his submission as a simple infantryman. He was humbly accepted and shipped over to the lands of our hated ones. Strong Bad became a war hero after surviving a grenade going off while clasped within his warm, nurturing hands. After extensive, painful surgery that required the amputation of most of his hand and all of his fingers, his nubs were fitted for two pairs of gray boxing gloves. Despite this major setback, this striving young fellow continued on in the military to follow in his great-step-uncle's footsteps of not giving up until he was shedding his last ounce of blood on the battle field. Ironically, it was not his blood that was shed, but his enemies' over top of his rock-hard gloves. This is how Strong Bad's gloves, without a doubt, became cherry red. After years upon years of the hustle and bustle of shooting at innocent civilians and tanks, Strong Bad retired at the ripe age of fifty-seven, choosing to appeal to orphan's ears by pursuing a career in singing. While his voice was suave and attractive at one point in time--enough to make some of the army men fantasize about him in the cold, long nights of his past--the smoke and fog of war had affected his throat for the worse. Instead of singing to the kids directly, he chose the alternative: making a CD. Thankfully, with the wonders of technology, all of his raw vocal tracks were able to be altered to be of a smoother tone and higher pitch--Strong Bad was back into the good times. Sadly, though, the truck delivering his first and only batch of CDs to Walmart was high-jacked by some pesky teenagers whose fathers served in the war with Strong Bad. Never giving up hope for making the world happy, Strong Bad chose to volunteer checking emails redirected to TBC's spam box by crazy Homestar fans. Matt Chapman, being the great man that he is, accepted Strong Bad for the duty, stating that the Amazon MP3 previews of his voice were enough to make him go ga-ga over the masked wrestler's personality. And so, with his final days drawing nearer and nearer, Strong Bad has chosen to pursue checking emails until the poor, poor day that he will fall over and die. However, being the unsung hero that he is, it is a sure fact that nobody will notice his death, and he will choose to decay all alone on a shaggy brown rug until the end of time. FACT: Strong Bad was originally Barrack Obama's running mate in his campaign for presidency. Joe Biden, however, won the spot from Strong Bad after an intense game of cribbage. FACT: Strong Bad has a bottle of tears collected from the times in war when he felt like giving up. It is rumored that upon their release, every square inch of land in the world will be covered in rich vegetation, thus ending world hunger. The tears are kept safe within a fire-proof vault acquired from his old elementary school's book fair. FACT: Strong Bad was not the original man to check TBC's spam emails. The identity to the original checker, however, has was lost in a recent basement flooding and mind-wiping. Legend has it that it was somebody on the HR Wiki. So, kids, in conclusion, being the great man that he is, Strong Bad does not have fingers underneath his gloves. |
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| Author: | Phlip [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad has under his gl... |
Of the main characters, we only have a finger count for 4 of them... 5 have no fingers, as far as we know (Strong Bad, Bubs, Coach Z, Pom Pom, The Cheat), and 3 don't have visible hands at all (Homestar, Homsar, KoT). Of the other 4, Strong Sad and The Poopsmith have 4 fingers, and Strong Mad and Marzipan have 5 (though the latter is only seen in In Search of the Yello Dello). [edit] Disk: that was epic. And it explains so much. |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad has under his gl... |
DS_Kid wrote: ...LONG WINDED POST... So, kids, in conclusion, being the great man that he is, Strong Bad does not have fingers underneath his gloves. [Citation Needed] |
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| Author: | It's dot com [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
I couldn't choose the correct answer in the poll. Strong Bad has 11 fingers (not counting thumbs), although not necessarily all at once:
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
Surrogate fingers don't count. This is a well known fact. |
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| Author: | Homsar Runner [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
2 on each hand. The boxing gloves ARE his hands. See sbemail1  for this.
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| Author: | It's dot com [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
MikeMcG wrote: Surrogate fingers don't count. This is a well known fact. Of course they count. They actually count more. Everyone knows this. |
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| Author: | SnowyFox [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
He has one finger, that is simultaneously partially on both hands due to molecular resonance on a larger scale. |
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| Author: | High Skool Artist [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
exactly 0 fingers, those boxing gloves are his hands, i mean, look at how he flips people off, he shows them his glove, 0 fingers, case closed |
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| Author: | Groovy Dudette [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
no fingers. 
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| Author: | CaptainPastHisPrime [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Strong Bad's fingers |
I realize only too well that Strong Bad's hands are obscured by his boxing gloves, but how many fingers do you think he has? Are they like four fingers like Strong Mad or three like Strong Sad? |
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| Author: | Omnisweater [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Strong Bad's fingers |
He doesn't have fingers; those gloves ARE his hands! He said it himself. |
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| Author: | Coach z's cool [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Strong Bad's fingers |
He also said his mask was his face but he took it off once. |
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| Author: | Homestar-winner [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Strong Bad's fingers |
Coach z's cool wrote: He also said his mask was his face but he took it off once. But it did really hurt him. |
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| Author: | Mariofan1000 [ Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Strong Bad's fingers |
Coach z's cool wrote: He also said his mask was his face but he took it off once. that scene nearly made me puke. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
Is the amount of fingers you have under you hands more than the amount you can see? And if so, are you some kinda robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? He has one finger on each hand. His thumbs. The other part is too big to call a finger. Strong Mad and the Poopsmith are the only main characters to have the right number of fingers. See this list I compiled right this second: No hands: Homestar, Homsar, the King of Town, Marzipan No thumbs: Bubs, Pom Pom, The Cheat No fingers other than a thumb: Coach Z, Strong Bad Four Fingers: Strong Sad Five Finger: The Poopsmith, Strong Mad |
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| Author: | CaptainPastHisPrime [ Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
Shwoo wrote: No fingers other than a thumb: Coach Z, Strong Bad Yet Coach Z did have fingers in 2000 as part of his Flavor Flav costume for Halloween. |
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| Author: | Stinkobubsarman [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
Exactly zero. |
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| Author: | flicky1991 [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
Um... 10, like a normal person. And his older brother. |
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| Author: | Ugozima [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
Well, he has to have a thumb. |
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| Author: | Key-sword-tar [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
His mask is his face, so his gloves are his hands, so if he has no visible fingers he has no fingers, logically speaking. Unless he isn't some kind of robot... |
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| Author: | Homestarshie [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
He has no fingers but two thumbs. His boxing gloves are his hands. That's why he made his fingers. |
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| Author: | Homestar-winner [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How many fingers do you think Strong Bad really has? |
I'd say he has none, though sorta has two fingers on each hand. |
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