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Now, H*R is in most places, flawless. However, there are some areas that might benefit from some improvement. Post here what you would do to the H*R setting, characters etc.
Here is what Strong Lad would do.

-Have Marzipan go through an art class to re-emerge as someone who is not really annoying. The new Marzipan would be more like a rock chick, with a more, shall we say, "left-wing approach to life." Meaning she would still be a hippy, but one who would DEFY THE RULES. Expect confilct between the KoT and Marzipan.
-Pom-Pom would appear more. At times, we would see him with one of his Pom chick girlfriends. Because, lets face it, the Male/female ratio is really off at H*R. And this is from a guy's perspective.
- The Cheat Commandos would have a series of episodes.
- Significantly less Trogdor.
- Significantly more Limozeen.
- Strong Mad would have his own episode. I just find that guy hilarious.
- And there would be an episode with Homsar. Possibly similar to my story in the fan fiction section of the Wiki.
- Finally, a bit more background stories of the characters. This might not please the guys in the Wiki that made all of those background stories for the characters, but it would be nice to see an official one instead of all of the mixed ones.

That's what *I* think. Tell me, what would *you* do?

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if i could change h*r i would-

- put senor cardgage in the welcome screen
- make the poopsmith speak
- as stronglad said strongmad would have his own series
- more trogdor
- less marzipan ( or more of somother female character)

plus i would make the puppet time and cheat commandos a series
and i aggree with the backround stories thing

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How is that even possible? The guy has had one e-mail all to himself and one game. He's made a cameo appearance in two other e-mails and had a song on the CD. He's nowhere near regular. Significantly less Trogdor would just about wipe him off the face of the Internet.

There's not really much I would change. I think the Chaps are managing perfectly at the moment. Actually, the only thing I would do is make Homsar's appearances slightly less frequent. At the moment, he's being overused just a little bit. Oh, and more Pom Pom. But that's it.

No thanks!


Eh... Anyway... What I'd do...

Keep Homsar's appearances pretty much as they are.

More Pom-Pom.

More Homestar! (Not that he's underused, but he could use a new movie where he is the star again.)

Secret The Cheat/Goblin dance in the next halloween ep!

Maybe a little more Bubs... Maybe some Bubs/Coach Z thing.

A new Marzipans Answering Machine!

Use the Homestar Puppet for something non-musical, such as his 'borrowing stuff' from Strong Bad.

Maybe a new Strong Bad song in one of the e-mails?

By the time Strong Bad is due for a new computer, have the Compy short out right when he was about to finally answer the Boxing Gloves question.

A sweet cuppin' cakes ep!

Also, I do agree that the Cheat Commando's should reappear...
But, not soon!
They already had two appearances close to oneanother, so whilst I do think they should show up again, I also think it should be a while before we see 'em again.

Ninjas, we need ninjas.
And maybe a new character or two...

Speaking of Marzi an the KOT, did anyone notice how they never said anything to each other the entire series?

More Teen girl Squad!
Less Puppet Jam!
I love the idea of episodes for Sweet Cuppin' Cakes...whoever said that...
I'd have one Strong Bad Email where random characters came in and answered emails...sort of like the one where Homestar came in and "BALEETED" stuff.
And the Cheat would be my Vice President if I ruled Free Country, USA...

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Strong Bad would get a new computer, a new Marzipan Answering Machine would magically appear, there would be a Strong Bad email for every character (like the time Homestar answered one) except Homsar. What would be REALLY cool is if in every email answered by someone else there'd be an EASTER EGG of Homsar answering an email. That'd be awesome! GO HOMSAR!

Yeah, and Homestar... not underused, but rarely ever the star anymore.. fix it...

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no limozeen! it has got to be the dumbest thing on homestarrunner by far!!!! by dumb i dont mean the awesome, hilarious doesnt make much sense dumb that everything else is, i mean just plain...dumb. i hate it. they would have been completely fine without making it, in fact, even better. thats my biggest annoyance about the site. and obviously some things are more funny than others, but overall other than that i wouldnt change a thing. these guys have a talent for making awesome things up, and you dont mess with talent.

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He works alone, except for when he works with Rinaldo which is all the time, Dangeresque!

I would...
- Even though I love Homsar, I'd use him less to make him funnier
- Find Out if Homestar and Homsar are realated.
-Alot more Pom-Pom and Strong Mad
- Alot more tire and Cinderblock

Thats all I can think of right now.

I'd COMBINE all of ya'lls ideas!

PLUS:
Make Homeschool WInner come back
Make all rejects come back
Make the characters' IM names real so we could IM them
Same thing with Pom pom's phone numbers

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I see what you mean, make Marzy a rebel. I could see that...

Also, more Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

And the KoT and Marzipan would acknwledge their farthe/daughter relationship

Eek... why does everyone always talk about the KoT and Marzipan being related? It was only ever mentioned in an old character page that was removed from the site. If we go by everything that was on an old character page, then Coach Z isn't really a coach, but calls himself Coach Z because it sounds cooler than just "Z".

I would definitely venture to guess that the KoT/ Marzipan relationship was an old idea that TBC had that they gave up on, just like the idea of Coach Z not being a real coach. If KoT and Marzipan were really related, then why would he introduce himself on her answering machine as "The King of Town", and why would she refer to him as "that stupid King of Town" (Halloween 03) rather than "Dad" or something like that? I would also imagine that, if they were related, they would interact a bit more often than they do. At the very least, I would expect them to stand near each other in some of the group "photo ops".

But anyway, pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh Steven?
I mean... make the town different eh Steven?

- More Coach Z raps (though not so many that they get old)
- More Marzipan's Answering Machine
- More Old-Timey Toons
- Close-to-weekly Strong Bad Emails
- No more Limozeen or Senor Cardgage or Puppet Singing (but it's cool to use the puppets for other things)

More Trogdor, less puppets, more Powered by the Cheat, more Marzipan's Answering Machine and Teen Girl Squad, more Bubs.

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I'd make Strongsad get hit in the face alot more...or in the gonads.

Would that mean more Trogdor or NO Trogdor? And More Limozeen or NO Limozeen?

I would make everybody go to the Green Goblin's dancing classes. Also maybe some courses in looking around. Maybe 5??

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-NO Limozeen. That's just annoying and their songs are mediocre.
-Puppet songs would go down the tube (use 'em for mini episodes)
-Definately more Pom Pom
-Make Marzipan slightly less hippie
-EVERY WEEK WILL BRING A SBEMAIL
-A closer look at the Strong Family's past
-Slightly more elaboration on the Coach Z/Bubs friendship
-Strong Mad. Need More Strong Mad.
-Explain why the crap the Poopsmith shovels crap from one patch of grass to another (i know, bad pun)
-More KOT, but not as much
-Bring in Pom Poms girlfriends
-Bring back Homeschool Winner
-Less Homsar, so he's funnier when he's there

I know that's a lot, but aside from that, i LOVE H*r.com

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Some of the stuff u said : ain't gonna happen.

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Most of the stuff, I would say.

I think 99% of the stuff mentioned in this thread won't happen. I mean, that's kinda why it's here.

ugh. They never introduced him in the first place. How can they bring him back? I'm tired of people going "We want Homeschool Winner back!" or "Homeschool Winner is my favorite!"

He was an idea the Brothers Chaps toyed with. They decided they didn't like it, so they scrapped it. Chances are, they scrapped it because it just wasn't funny. So stop wasting your time wishing for it.

Still, good idea or not. The fact that alot of people seem to like the idea of Homeschool winner kinda makes me wonder if it wouldn't be a nice idea for TBC to put him in the background sometimes, as sort of an in-joke to those fans who know about him.

Something silly like a halloween easter-egg where you click on something during the special and it briefly stops, similar to that one where Homsar came onto the scene dressed in a rasta wig, and Homeschool's head pops up in a way comparable to how Homestar rises up from the ground during 'The house that gave sucky treats'

Except maybe it'd just be a small piece where he pops up, blinks and looks around and then moves down again.


That said, actually the idea of Homeschool Winner as a diametrical opposite to Homestar. Where the character is actually very smart, could actually make a good addition really. I don't think the cast has anyone truly smart in it. Bubs seems to have relatively normal intelligence, but he still accepted pencil shavings as legal tender. And Strong Bad might be pretty sharp, but he's not the genius he deems himself to be. And the rest of the cast... Eh...

Coach Z thought the King was gonna eat the Chort!
Marzipan thought two blocks of Tofu where Homestar
The Cheat, Pom Pom and the Poopsmith might well all be very intelligent.. but.. they don't talk! At least not in English!
And the rest of the cast? Uh.. I obviously don't have to explain how Strong Mad and Homestar are both about as sharp as rubber balls....

I guess Strong Sad could be sort of an intellectual, but it doesn't show much, because the focus of his character is that he's well.. Sad! (in both ways.)

Of course we all love the H*R cast for this. And IMHO they don't really NEED new castmembers.

But that doesn't mean a snooty intellectual who uses big words probably only Strong Sad understands couldn't be funny! And Homeschool wouldn't be a bad choice for that...

Hmm. I likes your thinking, Pardalis. It leaves room for some scenarios that could easily be imagined. Example...
Homeschool: I can't take much more of your putrilanimous insubordination!
Strong Bad: What?
Strong Sad: He thinks you're obnoxious.
Strong Bad: Oh. Right.

And he needs to sound like Kelsey Grammer. But "classic" Kelsey, not the new one.
It might be interesting to find out a little background on Homeschool, first. And that in itself could be funny.
Homestar: So..I haven't seen you since Bubs's dance contest. Where have you been?
Homeschool: Ah, my dear brother, that is a tale that will leave your subconcious taunted and tainted.
Homestar: Right, Right. But, where have you been?
Homeschool: (Pause) Yemen.
Homestar: Oh, oh oooooh. It all makes sense, now.

Understand?

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I would first cause the whole place to be conquored by StrongBadia, Including the those "forein" places, like Prance, Dortugal, Bungary, Far-off Lands, and Parts unknown. I would make Strong Bad king, while I was Prime minister (who would have true power until I fixed everything, then I'd give power to Strong Bad). The Cheat would be vice-something, Stop Sign would be in charge of the census, Cinderblock would be the taxman, and Tire would be the head of trasportation (Woudn't it be funny seeing everyone have to report to those things?) Seriously, though:

*Less Homsar so he would be funnier.
*Strong Mad would be the star of a few shorts.
*Bubs-and-CoachZ-centered shorts.
*More 20X6.
*More Puppets (but less puppet jams, they're not very good)
*A permanent ban on any H*R forum on the phrase: "More Homeschool Winner"
*A short where PomPom was the star.

A short with Pom Pom??? That would be kinda... hard to follow...

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It would be subtitled.

Ohh.... Then it wouldn't be hard to follow.

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I would also like to see more Powered-by-The-Cheat.

Yes! More 20X6! I like alternate versions (but not really the Old-Tyme). Everything else is pretty good as-is. H*R in general is hilarious!

-Teh Coach

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