If you ruled Free Country, USA....

Coach Mindwarp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:13 pm

fhqwhgadshgnsdbkhsdabkfab wrote:

waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiittt-ah! what the crap is homeschool winner?

Homeschool Winner is in Rejects. I don't know the exact link.

-Teh Coach

ThatGoblin · **Posted:** Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:18 pm

Umm... Coach Mindwarp. Looks like you forgot the:

-Teh Coach

Coach Mindwarp · **Posted:** Sat Aug 07, 2004 2:46 am

Sorry. I don't want to put it in my sig because it'd end up twice. I'll fix that.

-Teh Coach (I got it!)

Shopiom · **Posted:** Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:38 pm

If I ruled FCUSA:

1. There would be more Cheat Commandos, definitely!
2. Marshie would be eaten.
3. Strong Bad would get punished for a few days for kicking The Cheat so much.
4. The Cheat would have his own e-mail.
5. A little more Senor Cardgage.
6. A little more 20x6.
7. I'd get someone to get rid of that horrible "Everybody! Everybody!" theme.

That's pretty much all I want.

Didymus · **Posted:** Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:42 pm

I'd have a big ol' throne, with like maybe a hundred cup holders on it.

StrongCanada · **Posted:** Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:14 pm

One of my hands would be a bullhorn:

"Attention everyone....I am STILL awesome.....seriously."

Slifer · **Joined:** Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:00 pm **Posts:** 39

+Senior Cardgage
+Puppets
+20x6
-Old timey toons
-Limozeen
Big changes:
A new, bearable, girl character who hates Marzipan
Homestar would sit on the answering machine and break it
From all this marzipan would snap and go too a mental hospital
Once in a while there would be easter eggs with small clips of marzipans day
Homestar would have his own feature where he makes a video tape of his day

Pikachu Almighty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:50 am

I'd demolish Strong Badia to make way for Homsaria, make :homsar:

my vice president, make :hr:

smart, arrest :sb:

,

would get a shopping mall, :cheat:

would be given to a family who really cares about him, make the Poopsmith a Secret Service agent, and arrest :marzi:

for being so annoying.

Screech · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:58 pm

I would want to see an episode of Stinkoman 20x6, featuring all the characters.

And clear up the issue of weather The KOT is Marzipan's father or not, becuase I'm sick of hearing people arguing about it.

Figure out the actual sizes of Trogdor and the Kerrek.

Give Bubs and coach Z their own cooking show.

Another Fan · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:15 am

You guys are asking WAAYYY too much. Marzipan is not that bad. For the 20X6 thing they need plot, not just "lets feature all the 20X6 characters!".

Kaffiene · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:11 pm

...She is to some people, character prefs are all opinion. I personally don't like her..

The one change I'd make is definitely to have another female character. Possibly a girlfriend of Pom Pom.

Another Fan · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:53 pm

Understand that that is your opinion and have the right to not like her. But, WHY don't you like her?

Tiggera · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:56 pm

If I had my way, all the characters would change drawing styles (not 20X6, 1936, or Powered by The Cheat) randomly and for no reason, but they would still notice it. So there would be the normal flash cartoon style, Puppet Style, maybe WillDrawForPocky's deviantart style, and a live-action style where people dress up as the characters, and some sort of ASCII style, and maybe a (rambles on for quite a while)....

Kaffiene · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:30 pm

Another Fan wrote:

Understand that that is your opinion and have the right to not like her. But, WHY don't you like her?

Dunno, I'm just not a fan of her overall personality (like, never really seeming to agree on much else the other characters say, the fact that she's so oblivious to everything..etc.) But yeah, it's only my opinion! After all everyone has totally different character preferences.

Another Fan · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:29 pm

I don't. On every show or movie, I like all characters the same for some reason.

Kaffiene · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:25 am

Another Fan wrote:

I don't. On every show or movie, I like all characters the same for some reason.

Yes, and that's your preference. That you like them all the same.

osiris-kitty · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:34 am

Homeschool Winner is a little like Homestar...he is in the background of Dancin' Bubs. He's kinda skinny-ish and is wearing a blue shirt thing like Homestar.

I wish they would introduce him a little more.

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:28 pm

Strong Lad wrote:

Hmm. I likes your thinking, Pardalis. It leaves room for some scenarios that could easily be imagined. Example...
Homeschool: I can't take much more of your putrilanimous insubordination!
Strong Bad: What?
Strong Sad: He thinks you're obnoxious.
Strong Bad: Oh. Right.

And he needs to sound like Kelsey Grammer. But "classic" Kelsey, not the new one.
It might be interesting to find out a little background on Homeschool, first. And that in itself could be funny.
Homestar: So..I haven't seen you since Bubs's dance contest. Where have you been?
Homeschool: Ah, my dear brother, that is a tale that will leave your subconcious taunted and tainted.
Homestar: Right, Right. But, where have you been?
Homeschool: (Pause) Yemen.
Homestar: Oh, oh oooooh. It all makes sense, now.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This post was hilarious. I think Homeschool should become a normal character, but be rarely used, as Pom Pom is now. And Pom Pom's appearance should be doubled.

TURKEY · **Joined:** Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:40 pm **Posts:** 337

Coach Mindwarp wrote:

fhqwhgadshgnsdbkhsdabkfab wrote:

waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaiwaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiittt-ah! what the crap is homeschool winner?

Homeschool Winner is in Rejects. I don't know the exact link.

-Teh Coach

http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/cards.swf

Uh, I always imagined Homeschool as a british dude. So it would fit that he would sound like old Kelsey Grammar. I dunno. Maybe it's just me.

Overused&Underappreci · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:24 am

You guys aren't being serious enough (call me Miss Nagger Strong-Coach, no Overused&Underappreci is fine)
So here's what I'd do:
*Take Homestar to a nightschool to make him smart.
*Arrest Strong Bad for theft, attempted theft, kidnapping, and insane brother abuse
*Strong Mad gets the wrestling ring to fight the dancing box daily.
*Strong Sad is given a welfare home just so he can stinkin' start a new life.
*The Cheat would be a lot more pumped up.
*Bubs would charge a billion dollars for Strong Bad to buy things.
*Coach Z would be imprisoned until he started showering, wearing deodorant, or something else to make him smell better.
*The Poopsmith could retire and move to a big sewage plant city.

Naked_Lunch · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:55 am

*More of the Tire
*We'd actually see where the people all live
*Strong Bad would use Linux
*Strong Mad will take back the title
*Pom Pom would get shown more
*The KOT will acutally say someting funny

MagicHero · **Posted:** Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:40 am

-A favorite character poll featured directly on the site with every character
-A link to this site and other Homestar fansites
-More cartoons on:
--20X6
--1936
--Powered by the Cheat
--Cheat commandos
--puppets
-A home page for every character, not just Homestar
-Cartoons that advance the character development and plot further (coach Z coaching sports, PomPom's background, the strong brothers as kids, ect.)

ninja pirate · **Posted:** Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:44 am

*The Poopsmith, he could talk.
*And Marzipan would rock.
*And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and Strong Bad. And Strong Mad? We'll see.
*And the King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.
*Bubs would give away flame throwers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills
*And Strong Sad would have been born with horns and a tail
*Coach Z would wear this cool jacket
*And Homestar just couldn't hack it
*And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball
*This little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me throught the hard times. You know the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don't mess around with other guys

MagicHero · **Posted:** Sun Dec 26, 2004 3:08 am

ninja pirate wrote:

*The Poopsmith, he could talk.
*And Marzipan would rock.
*And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and Strong Bad. And Strong Mad? We'll see.
*And the King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.
*Bubs would give away flame throwers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills
*And Strong Sad would have been born with horns and a tail
*Coach Z would wear this cool jacket
*And Homestar just couldn't hack it
*And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball
*This little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me throught the hard times. You know the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don't mess around with other guys

Hmm. Someone's had a bad influence from Strong Bad.

ramrod · **Posted:** Sun Dec 26, 2004 3:36 pm

If I ruled Free Country, USA, I would go deeper into the Bubs/Coach Z friendship. That really needs to be talked about. That, and I would have more of Pom-Pom and Marzipan.

Shim-Sham-Sam · **Posted:** Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:41 am

I would:
-Force Strong Bad to use new computers
-Make Strong Bad answer emails every day so we can have seven times the Strong Bad and seven times the fun!
-Force the King of Town on a diet (maybe one where he starves)
-Know the names of all 20X6 characters
-Make Teen Girl Squad and Cheat Commandos be made daily, or at least weekly
-Make other people answer emails.

That's all I've got, at least so far.

Puphles · **Posted:** Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:58 pm

Deffinitly more 20X6
Maby a whole toon with Bubs & Coach Z
More toons showing how pathetic the KOT realy is
Other charicters anwsering e-mails like in anything (Homsar especially)
More Marzipan and PomPom, like in the older toons
Homestar would become a more impotant charicter (it seems almost everything is about Strong Bad these days)

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:58 pm

We definitely need more Teen Girl Squad. I don't know about more Homsar, Coach Z or Bubs, though. Part of their appeal is that they show up so rarely, so their random strangeness is all the more random. But for sure more TGS and more Powered by the Cheat. And what's with people coming down on the Puppet Jams? Sure, they aren't very good, but They Might Be Giants fans (like me) sure do appreciate them.

Dankstoner · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:25 pm

If I could rule FCUSA.....

I would probably let the poopsmith talk.

And marzipan would rock out.

And the stick would grow up and become a big, old tree.
And he would have a defense mechanism (ingestion) that would act on all except for me, the cheat, and strong bad (and possibly strong mad)

and I would order the previous King of Town to be buried alive underground in a box. I would probably have it filled with some sort of vegetables that he doesn't like.

Bubs would give away flame-emmitingg weapons, that would instead emit immitation chocolate currency.

Strong Sad would be born in the image of 'El Diablo'.

Coach Z would wear his really cool coat.

Homestar Runner would have to regisn due to stress.

I would dress up Pom-POm so that he looked like an basketball from the ABA.

Homsar would be a reletivly attractive woman, who would always be loyal.

And that would be my FCUSA

Encountering Gremlins · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:16 am

I honestly can't think of any changes I'd make to Free Country itself. Maybe I'd want to focus on locations we either haven't seen before or not very much of (like CGNU, for instance - surely there's more potential in that place). Other than that, I just don't know.

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