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I once saw someone new to H*R call the Poopsmith "Mushy Chamberpots", and someone else call Strong Sad "some bony guy" or something, presumably referring to Sickly Sam. We should have some kind of character guide, with links to the wiki and their character videos, right? That's what I thought.

Homestar Runner (character video) (Wiki page)

Homestar Runner is the main protagonist of the Homestar Runner body of work. He is generally... unintelligent and has a speech impediment. He is usually the victim of pranks from Strong Bad and The Cheat, and has an on-off relationship with Marzipan.

Variations:
Old-Timey: The Homestar Runner
20X6: 1-Up
Storybook World: The Homestar Runner

Strong Bad (character video) (Wiki page)

Strong Bad is, according to him, "the real reason you're [at homestarrunner.com]". He is usually up to something with Strong Mad and The Cheat. He wears a Mexican wrestling mask and boxing gloves, which he claims are his face and hands. He regularly checked sbemails, but as of now has capped off at 200. He doesn't like Homestar Runner, and plays video games. He has two brothers; Strong Mad and Strong Sad.

Variations:
Old-Timey: Old-Timey Strong Bad
20X6: Stinkoman
Storybook World: Tiny-Handed Strong Bad

The Cheat (character video) (Wiki page)

The Cheat (always used with "The") is the animal-like pet of The Brothers Strong. He speaks in "meh"'s, which are sometimes audible. He often helps Strong Bad and (sometimes) Strong Mad prank various people, usually Homestar Runner. He is yellow with black spots down his back.

Variations:
Old-Timey: The Sneak
20X6: Cheatball
Storybook World: The Cheat

Strong Mad (character video) (Wiki page)

Strong Mad is arguably the strongest character in the Homestar Runner body of work. He also has the largest stature, taller and, ahem, wider than the other characters. He is the brother of Strong Bad and Strong Sad. He is best friends with The Cheat, and often screams his words.

Variations:
Old-Timey: Strong Man
20X6: none
Storybook World: Strong Mad
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes: Ready For Primetime

Strong Sad (character video) (Wiki page)

Strong Sad is the wimpy baby brother of Strong Mad and Strong Bad. He has very good handwriting, and talks in a very weak voice, which over the years has went from fatigued to delicate. He enjoys bands such as ʎɥsols, and seems to suffer from chronic depression.

Variations:
Old-Timey: Sickly Sam
20X6: none
Storybook World: Strong Sad

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