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 Post subject: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:22 pm 
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This is a thread for making up quotes that Senor Cardgage might say, not unlike the thread on making up quotes Homsar would say. Anyway, here's one to start with:

"I'm bowling hone." (means "I'm going home.")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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"Fay, rut his gulling own heel?" (means "Hey, what is going on here?")

and also...

"Shiny! Gut me a banish!" (means "Stiny! Get me a Danish!")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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:senor: "Hey Jim Jam Bobson, My dragnaling needs some caned guitar fan" means . . . I . . . I don't know what it means! I just made it up! :senor:

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"Physicalize hurled bees!" (means "Visualize world peace!")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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"Hood you white to pry a haldo heel?" (means "Would you like to try a combo meal?")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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"Lou grought me this for wright the mast thrive leers, man!" (means "You got/bought me for like the last five years, man!")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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cello belinda, haf you scene drogcar brown rear?
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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Server your leg peas. It's a crated day! Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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How about this one:

"Flings were rust about to start getting glazy-go-guts!" (means "Things were just about to just to start getting crazy-go-nuts!")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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This one is after Coach Z buy something on Senor

Hello Coke Zeet shok me the monkey. (Hello Coach Z show me the money.)

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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Competing against Bubs in Senorial Day:

"You're glowing sound, Cubs!" (means "You're going down, Bubs!")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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CaptainPastHisPrime wrote:
Competing against Bubs in Senorial Day:

"You're glowing sound, Cubs!" (means "You're going down, Bubs!")


I forgot to mention one thing: Bubs replies, "Don't you talk to me!"

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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:senor: Tax your every bunch, Montelbon, I will trevor it up a sum.
(thank you very much, I will treasure it like a son)

:senor: Try our stickers, and um, holes. We has the rest subsection of grabments and basefall cats in all the lambs.
(general salesmanship)

:senor: *groan* strenuous absentations gruntlebirth, could you help this tired pediatrestrian across the seven seas?
(could you help me across the street)

:senor: *groan* I feed a hamrock.
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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"Hits the prinicpal of the ding." (means "It's the principle of the thing.")

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Senor Cardgage quotes
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:senor: "Breadgar, grood thy wrong musels beat this chacken witch of sand?"

Translation: Edgar, could your strong muscles eat this chicken sandwich?" :senor: :senor: I don't know. :) :) :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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