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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:02 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:10 pm 
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:sb: " I want a refund!"
whale: " No money down until September 2009. That will be 20 bites
:sb: " What the crap does that even mean?"

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:58 am 
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joshp406 wrote:
:sb: " I want a refund!"
whale: " refunds not available in canada, wyoming, pantsberg and puerto rico
:sb: " What the crap does that even mean?"


Something wrong with that is that it makes perfect sense, save for the mention of Pantsberg. Strong Bad would likely have no trouble understanding the whale.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:01 pm 
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that'll be a manbooger, slice your fingers thin, please.

(that's what i think he said before the easter egg in the blubb-o's commercial started, like a few seconds before)

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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"Welcome to Bluboooo's! Please enter the oaktag and devour your right buttock west into Saturn's failing atmosphere. Your contributions help us all discuss pasta. Just say no to Jenga."

...O_o I kinda freaked myself out with that one...

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:36 pm 
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Homestar-winner wrote:
joshp406 wrote:
:sb: " I want a refund!"
whale: " refunds not available in canada, wyoming, pantsberg and puerto rico
:sb: " What the crap does that even mean?"


Something wrong with that is that it makes perfect sense, save for the mention of Pantsberg. Strong Bad would likely have no trouble understanding the whale.

Just changed the quote, hope its good.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:37 pm 
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:hr:: i'd liiiiiiike... a hundred and eighty seven piled fries, aaaaaaand a jumbo/LARGE melt shake...

whale: i've got a 187 on a guy that dies and a dumb ol' sarge melting drake, will that beehive on your head?

:hr:: a beehive on my head? GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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"We're sorry. This money is not really."

How did I get this quote? One time in China, I attempted to pay at a restaurant with what turned out to be a counterfeit note. The waitress, after trying to explain it in Chinese (which drew blank stares from me), finally explained in broken English, "This money... is not really!" This has since become a catch phrase of mine, which is how DorianGray got the idea of making it a Drive-Thru Whale quote. I think it sounds hilarious in his voice!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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And here's some made-up Whale hints for "Baddest of the Bands", since the Whale doesn't apparently give hints in that episode:

[Hints regarding getting Strong Sad to take the security job]
"Would you like extra cheese on your fence?"

[Hints regarding getting Cool Tapes to join the Battle Royale of the Bands]
"Bats should be machine washed with like colors. Use bleach only as needed."

[Hints regarding getting Homestar to pass the audition]
"Enjoy your red wine before the snails, sir."

"Our Jalapeno cheese sauce can withstand temperatures in excess of 1000 degrees Celsius."

[Hints regarding getting the Two-O-Duo back together]
"You can take your security and stick it where the sun don't shine!"

"I'm not your biggest fan, miss, but I play one on TV."

"If you're ready to rock, drop it in the fish tank."

"Wipe that smile off your stick with our T.P. Stampers Combo."

May do some for 8-Bit is Enough, if I feel like it and someone doesn't beat me to the punch.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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Location: On the wiiiiiiiiiings of an emaaaaaail!
Whale: Welcome, sir. What would you like to order?
:sb: Lemme get a combo meal.
:cheat: Meh meh mehmeh meh.
:sb: My The Cheat says that if the crappy toy he gets isn't blue, he'll sue your place.
Whale: Okay, so that's a combo beard, 56 pairs of pantyhose, and 2 elderly ladies from Wisconson. Would you like some mustard on your elderly ladies?
:sb: why do I even bother talking to you? it's like Homsar got a job in food service.
Whale: Oh, that guy? He's running the second window.
:homsar: AaAaAaAa'm a microphony on the window of my aunt Frank!
:sb: "Aunt Frank"? What the crap?
Whale: Oh, so you'd also like a hotdog covered in crap. That'll be $99.79.
:sb: NO!
Whale: Okay, two million cheesburgers.
:sb: STOP!
Whale: Welcome, ma'am. What would you like to order?
{Strong Bad leaves}
Whale: Okay, so you'd like a leaf...

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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Lucsar wrote:
(to :homsar:) Hi Mr AaAaAaAaAaAaA. can i eat you hat?

:homsar: DAaAaAaAaA, Don't count on it, blue fish!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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Marzichan wrote:
Lucsar wrote:
(to :homsar:) Hi Mr AaAaAaAaAaAaA. can i eat you hat?

:homsar: DAaAaAaAaA, Don't count on it, blue fish!

Serve your head Bowlered Hat!

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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Would you like Pinkie Pie with that?
For 9 dollars, you can get a free frozen frog with your blubber meal.
The blubber of the day is an eek-dance hot dong.

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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:sb: says "I would like a refund."
Whale says "Refunds aren't available in Pantsburg, Homestarria, Calliborn, or Skaia."

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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Save the whales. May eye borrow a bilingual sponge?

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 Post subject: Re: Making up Blubb-o's Whale quotes
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HomestarSB12 wrote:
:sb: says "I would like a refund."
Whale says "Refunds aren't available in Pantsburg, Homestarria, Calliborn, or Skaia."


You copied Joshp406's quote (and my signature).

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