Making up Senor Cardgage quotes

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:22 pm

This is a thread for making up quotes that Senor Cardgage might say, not unlike the thread on making up quotes Homsar would say. Anyway, here's one to start with:

"I'm bowling hone." (means "I'm going home.")

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:38 pm

Hello Barbara, do you herb the cartoon part round black?
(do you have the car parked round back)

flicky1991 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:40 pm

Hey, Judith, well comb to my house beat. If you need a feed, I'll bail your potties!

T3H_CH3K7_888 · **Joined:** Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:59 pm **Posts:** 147

"Hallways, Willa. Your show's down on the prowl."

Homestarshie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:50 pm

Sorry, Grumbelina, the torsos are captured in catch up...
(the tacos are covered in ketchup)

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:19 pm

"Fay, rut his gulling own heel?" (means "Hey, what is going on here?")

and also...

"Shiny! Gut me a banish!" (means "Stiny! Get me a Danish!")

ninjamitsuki · **Posted:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:58 pm

"This band is laid off glove and peas," (This land is made of Love and Peace)

"I am a tractor," (I am a traveler)

"Dog on bow dislike slowpoke," (Dodongo dislike smoke)

"Mall wife benign end blends with gnu," (All life begins and ends with Nu)

stinkomanfan · **Joined:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:48 am **Posts:** 22

"Hey Jim Jam Bobson, My dragnaling needs some caned guitar fan" means . . . I . . . I don't know what it means! I just made it up! :senor:

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CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 7:42 pm

"Physicalize hurled bees!" (means "Visualize world peace!")

The Wheelchair · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2009 10:05 pm

Welscome home, Bethesa. Your cassroller is on tablet.

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sat May 30, 2009 3:08 pm

"Hood you white to pry a haldo heel?" (means "Would you like to try a combo meal?")

Anonymous User · **Posted:** Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:54 pm

welcome to semprons bether, keys for the restbaths are on the hookdle.

(semprons = sempers/tanprons, restbaths = restrooms/bathrooms, hookdle = hook/handle)

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:00 pm

"Lou grought me this for wright the mast thrive leers, man!" (means "You got/bought me for like the last five years, man!")

Ugozima · **Joined:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:42 am **Posts:** 273

Rye would like to pay Soupy Marlo Brows? Why would you like to play Super Mario Bros?

joshp406 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:40 pm

cello belinda, haf you scene drogcar brown rear?
( Hello belinda, have you seen trodgor around here?)

Severyourleg59 · **Joined:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:36 am **Posts:** 28

Server your leg peas. It's a crated day! Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:34 pm

How about this one:

"Flings were rust about to start getting glazy-go-guts!" (means "Things were just about to just to start getting crazy-go-nuts!")

Lucsar · **Joined:** Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:01 pm **Posts:** 170

This one is after Coach Z buy something on Senor

Hello Coke Zeet shok me the monkey. (Hello Coach Z show me the money.)

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:01 am

Competing against Bubs in Senorial Day:

"You're glowing sound, Cubs!" (means "You're going down, Bubs!")

StrongRad94 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:46 am

When camp we mawtch they Jetkins?

Translation: When can we watch the Jetsons?

user name styles · **Posted:** Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:24 pm

" Bay there little big birdies want me's to read ya a bedtime front pager " ( holds up a dirty crumpled newspaper to a dead bird )

DorianGray · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:48 am

"Good marlin, customsumer. Can I scalp you find anything todate?"

RickTommy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:14 am

My lampcot is musing its battering powder!
(My laptop is losing its battery power!)

Heimstern Läufer · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:09 am

Thanks for corporation! (I.e., "thanks for cooperation")

I admit, I stole this from a poorly translated sign in China. I was having quite a time explaining in Chinese to the people with me what was so funny.

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:44 am

CaptainPastHisPrime wrote:

Competing against Bubs in Senorial Day:

"You're glowing sound, Cubs!" (means "You're going down, Bubs!")

I forgot to mention one thing: Bubs replies, "Don't you talk to me!"

crispy · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:06 pm **Posts:** 4

Tax your every bunch, Montelbon, I will trevor it up a sum.
(thank you very much, I will treasure it like a son)

:senor:

Try our stickers, and um, holes. We has the rest subsection of grabments and basefall cats in all the lambs.
(general salesmanship)

:senor:

*groan* strenuous absentations gruntlebirth, could you help this tired pediatrestrian across the seven seas?
(could you help me across the street)

:senor:

*groan* I feed a hamrock.
(???)

HomestarGal189 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:08 pm

"

Breathings, Shameela. Will you jumble-john to crown with a roamless follower like byself?"

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:28 am

"Hits the prinicpal of the ding." (means "It's the principle of the thing.")

HomestarGal189 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:49 pm

"Breadgar, grood thy wrong musels beat this chacken witch of sand?"

Translation: Edgar, could your strong muscles eat this chicken sandwich?" :senor:

I don't know.

BucketHand · **Posted:** Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:28 pm

"Saluciations, Helga. Crazy weffer we've bean having these eggs, eh?"

"Dont make any sudden breathmints, Felicity. I tot I heard sompin'..."

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