Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

This is where you post some ideas for things the characters are doing over the Baby Break.

Strong Bad:
- Collects Chuck Norris jokes and rewrites them to be about himself
- Practices his discount liposuction on brother Gron Sad
- Blacks out for two hours, finds another Teen Girl Squad minor character has come to life
- Makes out with all his lady fans (maybe??)
- Watches Newgrounds Assassin videos unironically
- Attemts to learn mad skateboard tricks, deems it "lame Nineties crap" after multiple failures

Homestar Runner:
- Change falls out of his pocket after regularly scheduled beating, believes he is in SSB Coin Battle for a week
- Sings "Tiny Dancer" on The Show, ratings drop violently
- Causes global cataclysm with computer game (wait, wrong "homes"!)
- Secretly releases 90 more hremails via Bubs' Shady Tape Trading Co.
- Cancels #91 under orders by Middle Brother
- Bakes a delicious pie through a series of hilarious antics and sheer dumb luck; throws it at girlfriend

Homsar:
- Does not exist for several months; this is probably not the strangest way Homsar has broke reality

King of Town:
- Cuts back on the MSG consumption. However, he continues eating the Staples Center and Wrigley Field
- Fires the Archer, a character explicitly created for a "someone gets fired TONIGHT!" episode
- Buys a Jimmy Eat World CD hoping for recipes
- Graduates the 4th grade

Bubs:
- Becomes the third "Nature Boy"
- Establishes Highly Educated University to rival CGNU; the entrance exam consists of, "How much you got? _______________"
- In a moment of weakness, serves Onion Bubs in a burger
- Is on stage tonight in Angel Town
- Creates banana waffles in basement lab; expirement deemed a success

Marzipan:
- Accidentally topples houseplant during environmentalist outrage, makes a "sweet save bro"
- Finally gets Caller ID
- Saves the whales from forest fires, wonders how they got in the forest in the first place
- Tries unsuccessfully to break up with Homestar over his headphones
- Is voiced by Craig for a day as Missy is out sick

Coach Z:
- Gets own spinoff show; HRWiki refuses to transcribe it
- Finds trouble with copyright law over Jimi Hendrix sample
- Feeds his pet cat that he's totally always had but you never saw
- Stays in his locker room for a month like Bryan Wilson, except we don't get a really good album out of it
- Becomes a fan of Larry Zybysko, causing everyone to run for cover when he tries to pronounce Larry's name
- Stands outside Marzipan's window with a boombox. She's not home for the weekend. He's pretending she is.

WOW.

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