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It also may be because he has, like, a really slow metabolism.

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Yeah that is a possiblity, or it could be the fact he was created that way.

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Slow metabolism because of depression, maybe.

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"I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat"

Guys, I AM fat, so I don't think that it's very offensive considering what my body weight mainly consists of...

I'm fat because I used to eat thirds everyday and enormous lunches and sometimes big breakfasts and didn't cut calories, and just sat around all day watching TV because that was before I knew about Homestar Runner and some before it even existed. I never exercised it off because in PE all we really do is run which is hard for the 2 obese people, including myself. The other one always has two plates of food at lunch at school.

My question I guess is just, I know he's fat like me, but did he GET that way the same way I did? I wanna see if I can actually get MORE similar to him.

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He's fat more than likely because of some of he reasons you gave Over/Under. It's more than likely a combination of many of the things that has been said here.

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Well, the main reason has to do with his depression. It's just so obviouse that he was born heavy, and as being the youngest and picked so much, he became depressed and sorry for himself. Then, he started eating his feelings away(mainly junk food, like chhocolate). And, now he just doesn't excersise at all, which doesn't help. That's what depression does to some people, and to others it causes anerexia. In this case, obeasity. Plus, he might have a slow matabulism. So there are pretty much everyones comments put together into one solution.

And, believe me, I may not be nearly as big as him, but I am not skinny, at all. But I do suffer from depression (like most very, very VERY unpopular teen girls) and I can relate to him in many ways. I like to eat, it makes me feel happy, as ubsurb it sounds. But I can honestly say that I know what he's going through, and based on my life, this is somewhat where I got the conclusion.

he eats brown sugar out of the box
he says baking chocolate is his only friend
eats whole boxes of oreos at a time
eats huge subs
doesn't excersice
what more can I say about being fat
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It's been two years since 2 years was released, so by now Strong Sad should be more whiny and not like food anymore.

Yeah, if that happens, he'll probably get thin.

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i can sort of picture him making, like, 17 Pb&j's then eating them in his room, crying while he eats them. that is, after applying mascara just to get that runny angst effect.

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Aren't elephants fat? Isn't Strong Sad based on an elephant?

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I've never actually seen Strong Sad as "fat". I think he's more along the line of "big", but not literally "fat".

I agree with this, mainly because when Strong Sad pats his stomach, it makes a sound like an inflated rubber ball. Also, his body looks perfectly round, as opposed to having a more naturally-distributed flabbiness.

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Strong Sad is depressed, so he eats a lot of food. Simple.