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Sorry 'bout the cwappy subject name. This is where you post 2 characters that have never really talked to each other, and what a conversation would be like. Like Coach Z and Homsar. I'm not that great with coming up with what Homsar would say. Someone try making a conversation between those two!

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"You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV?" -Strong Bad

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Senor Cardgage and Homsar.

SC: Whoa, exardon me, Julia. Could you pass up an old fellaman my glasses?
Homsar: DaaaAaAAAaa, I was brought up in the bottom of a baaag.
SC: Do you understand my exquestions, Lillian?
Homsar: My houseflies are bigger than raccoon's finger.
SC: Are you irritoying me, Catherine?
Homsar: I've gonna open up a can of crackers. WaaAAaaAaAA.
SC: Well, if you prosist on doing so, I'll just be on my way. Saluloha, Gertitude.
Homsar: Bydie Bye, Mr. Fly!

True?

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^^^^^ I LUVED THAT!

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Doo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...

He works alone, except for when he works with Rinaldo which is all the time, Dangeresque!

Mine is Strong Mad and Homsar.

Strong Mad:WHO ARE YOU! WHO ARE YOU!

Homsar:DAAaaa!Well corny fred, I am the back side of an east end goat

Strong Mad: WHAT? YOU DONT MAKE SENSE!

Homsar: DAAAAA!! Lets bake a ram!

Strong Mad: I DONT LIKE YOU!!

Homsar: Lets sing county donce!!

(Mouments before Strong Mad destroys Homsar)

Strong Sad:There you are Homsar! Lets go play connect four! I spend an hour looking for you!

Homsar: DAAaaa! Well, Gotta Jam, Tucan Sam!

Strong Mad:DID YOU JUST SAY TUCAN?

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Marshie and Marzipan?

Marzipan: Who are you? What are you doing in my house?
Marshie: Just tryin' to get you to try my new Fluffy Puff Marshburgers!
Marzipan: Marshburgers? Are those like tofu burgers?
Marshie: No... WAY!! With these all-new Fluffy Puff Marshmellow Marshburgers, you won't have to ask your doctorman! 'Cause these things are...
Marzipan: That doesn't sound entirely healthy.
Marshie: But they're maade from the beeest stuuff!
Marzipan: Like what?
Marshie: Little ponies and baby seals!
Marzipan: That's disgusting.
Homestar: Yeah, that's diswupting.
Marzipan: Homestar, where'd you come from?
Homestar: Oh, I dunno. I thought I heawd a cewtain gigantic cywindew awound, but I guess not.
Marzipan: He's still here, Homestar. Get him out of my house.
Homestar: What, and wuin my suntan?
Marzipan: Ugh. I'm going to bed.
Homestar: What, and wuin youw suntan?
Marshie: Hey there, white-head! You'd best be trying these all-new Fluffy Puff Marshburgers!
Homestar: Mawzipan! You've got a flying Q-tip in youw kitchen!

The original poster's wish for and hasn't been fulfilled, so...

Coach Z: Why, hey there, uh...{reading shirt} Homsar? Who are ya's, anyways?
Homsar: DaAaAaAa!
Coach Z: Gee, I can't pernounce that one.
Homsar: I'm the top of Mount Everest.
Coach Z: Mount Everest? Say, you know, I been there once. Or maybe it was Kilimanjaeero. Er, Kirimanj...Kili...McKinley. Climbing a mount'n is sorta like runnin' a field, except ya gotta go up, and wit' ropes. But you still gotta not fall down, 'n' --
Homsar: AaAaAaAa! I love you.
Coach Z: Er, that's nice, Homsar, but I don't swing --
Homsar: Syzygy is a four-letter word.
Coach Z: I can't pernounce that one either...
Homsar: I think my mother is calling me.
Coach Z: Gee, I don't hear anything. Kinda wish it'd stay that way.
Homsar: DaAaAaAa! {He runs off.}

- Kef

Homsar and Homeschool:


(Homeschool's reading homsar's shirt.)

Homeschool:Homsar?
:AaAaAaAa!
Homeschool: What the crap was that?
:Hey nickie! where's that redneck?
Homeschool: My name's not nickie!
shoo!AaAaAaA!pshoo!

(Note: Homsar called homestar a redneck by mistake. It's just his CRAZY talking.)

Whos Homeschool? And make Homsar say DAAAAAaaa instead of pshoo

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What exactly does homeschool do and where is he from?

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It's that GOBLIN!

He doesn't do anything and nobody knows who he is. We've only seen him in Dancin' Bubs and on those card things. He's kind of like the characters in the original book -- intentionally forgotten, except only moreso.

- Kef

Tim, that was really funny. The suntan thing mad me laugh.

Homestar and Strong Mad have never really talked to each other...

Homestar: Hey Stwong Mad, have you heawd any good jokes?
Strong Mad: I DON'T WANT TO SAY A JOKE!
Homestar: Whoa! You've gotta cool voice! Say someting cool like... Witch's brew!
Strong Mad: Gah?
Homestar: It easy as... pie! Say it with me! Witch's
Strong Mad {annoyied}: {grumbles something that sound a little like witch's}
Homestar: Brew
Strong Mad: ....GO AWAY!
Homestar: Only if you say brew!
Strong Mad: I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY!
Homestar: It's ok Stwong Mad... Stwong Mad?
{Strong Mad chases Homestar like in SB E-Mail: Little Animal}

Heh, what do you think? I'm not that great at transcribing. I know Homestar has talked, but it wasn't much of a conversation.

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"You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV?" -Strong Bad

Heres bewteen Homsar and Marzipan

Marzipan: Hello Homsar, how are you today?

Homsar: DAAAaaAA! I'm doing the late night dance!

Marzipan: Ok... did you see Strong Sad today?

Homsar: DAAaaa! I'm a moose's uncle!

Marzipan: ...Whatever. Would you like to see Carol?

Homsar: I'm like the swining sixties!

(Marzipan gives Homsar her gutair)

Homsar immedatly starts rocking, even though its an acoustic guitar.

Homsar: I'm like a Wedge of chesse! DAAAAaaa!

(Marzipan snatches the guitar away from Homsar, probably from jealasouy)

Homestar: Hey Marzwpan, whats going on? I heawd rweally loud muwic..

Marzipan: Oh, that was just Carol and me, pratacing...

The Cheat: Meh Meh MehMeh Meh!

Homestar: Rweally, you thwink Homsar did that the Chweat?

Homsar: I'm going to dally the pickled spam!

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Hahaha Hard Rocker Homsar

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It's that GOBLIN!

I got the idea from the Halloween special easter egg were Homsar dresses as Slash from Guns and roses, and now hes in velvet revolver.

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Homestar and homsar

homsar walks into the window of marshmello's last stand

homsar:daaaa the cheese cheats me!

homestar walks outside

homestar: dude, who are you and why are you acting like witche's brew?

homsar:enigma i am and i ate spam

homsar burps out cd of email address fromunused emails

homestar: a talking cash machine, that is just cweepy.

homsar: creepy i am the one who sees clams

homestar: clams? where?!?!

homsarl: the cheese comes back!

homsar runs into the window repeatedly while homestar runs around looking for clams


strong badweirdos!

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its friday night and im home all night (all night)
and saturday night doesnt look much better (oooahhoo)
and nobody likes me coz im a loser (hey! you're a loser)
and everything is going to go my way someday, someday
everything is gonna go my way someday

Requests:
Stinkoman K 20X6 meets Coach Z
Reynold meets Whats Her Face
The Wheelchair meets Bubs
Homestar Runner meets Homestar Runner

Homestar Runner meets Homestar Runner? That's easy! Just put him in front of a mirror...

{HOMESTAR MIRROR always talks simultaneously with HOMESTAR RUNNER.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello! Who are you?
HOMESTAR MIRROR: Oh, hello! Who are you?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm Homestah Wunnor.
HOMESTAR MIRROR: I'm Homestah Wunnor.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why do you keep talking while I'm talking?
HOMESTAR MIRROR: Why do you keep talking while I'm talking?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {lowers eyebrows angrily} Stop that!
HOMESTAR MIRROR: {lowers eyebrows angrily} Stop that!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {backs off} alwight...
HOMESTAR MIRROR: {backs off} alwight...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You are weird...
HOMESTAR MIRROR: You are weird...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {smiling} OK, bye! {leaves}
HOMESTAR MIRROR: {smiling} OK, bye! {leaves}

- Kef

My pathetic attempt at Coach Z + Stinkoman K

(Coach Z walks up to Stinkoman and pats his butt)
Coach Z: 'ey there, Storknomarn.
Stinkoman: Aaaah! Who are you!
Coach Z: I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me, or --
(is cut off by Stinkoman)
Stinkoman: What is up with that green body! or those HUGE clown feet? or your strange, obsessive fetish of super excessive butt-slapping?
Coach Z: Well, Stranglindan, I'll tell yah. It all began back in Barston...
Stinkoman (quickly speaking): areyouaskingforachallengewiththatstupidfakevoiceof YOUUUURS? Double deuce!

(Before anything happens, a Heavy Lourde falls on the two. Homsar scuttles out from somewhere)
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! A catfish feels like the taste of a lifetime. Pshoooo.

end.

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Zann: Resident Fish Overlord and proud of it!
Allied with Angry Ken

Strong Mad and Stinkoman. Two of my personal favourites.

(Strong Mad and Stinkoman bump into each other.)
SM: WUH? ARGH!!!
Stinkoman: Hey, big guy! Waaaaaaatch where you're going! You almost jostled me in my prime!
SM: DAH?
Stinkoman: What is WITH your head, anyways? Do you even HAVE a head? Or a body? And WHAT is THAT that you're wear-ing?
SM: (Pause) THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SINGLET!!! WHO ARE YOU??
Stinkoman: I'm Stinkoman! Most people call me the guy! That's because I win all my challenges!
SM: (Pause) I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
Stinkoman: Waiiiiiiiiit a minute here. Didyoujusthintthatmaybeyouwereaskingmefora CHAAAAAAALLENGE?????
SM: Uh....
Stinkoman: DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Flies into Strong Mad's outstretched fist.)
Stinkoman: Ouch..(Jumps up) heyhey! You are a talented fighter! You wanna tag along with me and be my special bodyguard?
SM: WILL THERE BE POP ROCKS???
Stinkoman: Whaaaaat? No! What is a...
SM: BODYGUARD!!! BODYGUARD!!! (Runs towards Stinkoman, trying to hug him.)
Stinkoman: Wuuuh! Stop! You'll cramp my style! (aside) where did he come from, anyway?

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Hey, all you guys are pretty good at this. Strong Lad, Zann, and Kef, all good scripts.

You all get two silver stars each.

How about The Ugly One vs. Senor Cardgage?
Strong Sad vs. Eh! Steve and the little worm the cowcopter is trying to get?

I'll do Strong Sad with Eh!Steve

Strong Sad:Hey, who are you?

Eh!Steve: Eh!Steve!

Strong Sad:What? Your name makes no sense..

Eh!Steve: Eh! Stevvve!

Strong Sad: Oh, I remember you. My brother made you up when that guy asked him to make a crazy cartooon.

Eh! Steve: EHH! Stteeve!

Strong Sad: Man, your creepy. Even Homsar scares me less than you do.

Homsar: DaaAAAaa!I'm gonna rock this world!

Strong Sad: Actually, I take that back...

And

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Bubs and the Poopsmith! Pom Pom and Bubs! Eh... The King of Town and Senor Cardgage? Eh.. not THAT wild about Cardgage actually, but they are both creepy old men.

Marzipan and the King of Town?

The Cowcopter and Strong Sad?

Also, there have been alot of chars who probably met but never really interacted much. Such as The Cheat and Marzipan. Even though The Cheat apperently is interested in her.

The Ugly One and Senor Cardgage, eh?
That might be tricky to do, as tricky as writing a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky. I will give it my best shot.

SC: Excardon me, vivian, but could you pass me that demalf-eaten candolate bar that I dropped in the vicinitance?
TUO: Who are you? You look like my grandpa, and my name's not vivian, it's...what is my name, anyway?
SC: Whoa, parduse me, Harriet, but I exsumed that you would be volunsuaded to help an old fellerman out.
TUO: You're weird! I don't want to associate with you because I want to look SO GOOD! And you'll just make me look bad, that's why I hang around Cheerleader and So-and-So. I'm the prettiest girl there!
SC: Uh...parduse me for axing, but did you just explay that you were a girl?
TUO: Uh..yes?
SC: Whoa, I apologive, Freddy. I thought otherelse.
(Giant laughing mouth falls onto The Ugly One.)
Announcer: IRONY'D!
SC: That appooked as if it stinged. Goodnara, Brian.

IT'S OVER!

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I'll do Bubs and Pom-Pom

Bubs: Hey Pom-Pom! Have you seen Coach Z lately?

Shakes head) Bubble-bubble bubbblebubble bubble

Bubs: Oh really? Why is Coach Z sad?

:Bubble-bubble bubble bubble bubble-bubble

Bubs: He's sad because he lost his favorite "Z" madallion?

:Bubble-bubble bubble bubble bubble, bubble-bubble

Bubs: Huh, I'm guessing The Cheat and Strong Bad took it!

: Hey we did no such thing!

: Meh Mehmeh meh meh meh meh!

To be continued..

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OMG cliffhanger!

poor coach z...anywhats, here's the worm (sweet cuppin cakes) vs. Strong Sad. enjoy.

(The worm is slithering up and down as usual. SS walks up.)
Worm (going up and down): wuup, duun, wuup, dunn
SS: Hey, I know you! You're that worm thing that my spazzo brother made up. But you're not real!
(Worm stops moving and looks at SS.)
Worm: Is A Miracle.
SS: Is a miracle? What are you talking about? That's not even a full sentence!
Worm: Is A Sentence.
SS (annoyed): You're not even real! How are you here if you're not even real?
Worm: Is A Miracle.
(SS stares at the worm, who stares back at him. Then SS walks away, weirded out.)

Worm (after a while): Is The End.

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Zann: Resident Fish Overlord and proud of it!
Allied with Angry Ken

Marzipan and the KoT:

Marzipan's feeding bread crums to some squirrels, Kot walks up, carrying a tub of butter.

: MMM! Bread crums!Hoo doo hoo! (Picks up bread crumbs off the ground and eats them.)

Marzipan: Uh, those bread crumbs are for the poor, innocent squirrels that...

(cutting her off): What if I told you that I was a squirrel?

Marzipan (flatly) : Um... no.

: Well, can I at least feed the squirrels with you?

Marzipan (perks up): Sure!

: Hoo doo hoo! (opens tub of butter and pours it all over the squirrels, then walks away)

Marzipan: Oh, you poor things! Let's get you home for a bath!

I really don't think wasting food would be characteristic of the KoT...