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| Author: | Plaster-Man [ Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:25 pm ] |
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Heres That Goblin and Homsar, and guest apperance by The Coach Z. : DAaaAA! Hwelo, greenlady, have you seen that rhienousarus?
(Thats "Have you seen Strong Sad in Homar's lanuage) :goblin:: (Several organ notes as he dances about) : DaaAA: I'm raising the funk on a nasty dog!
:goblin:: (Single organ note) : DaAAaa! I'm gonna power up for the Sunday!
: Oh, hello there Homsars, wutcha doing around these here parts?
: I'm gellin with those doors!
: Ok there Homsar, your starting to creep me out here
:goblin:: (Three organ notes) : Hey, I thought you only show up in Halloween specials!
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| Author: | Zann [ Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:17 pm ] |
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anyone have any requests? just ask...cause me has no ideas left =( darned writer's block!
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| Author: | Plaster-Man [ Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:32 pm ] |
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Strong Mad and Eh! Steve |
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| Author: | Another Fan [ Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:53 pm ] |
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Please stop homsar making him say something more than once in the same bit make the joke staile. this line is annoying too: Strong Sad:There you are Homsar! Lets go play connect four! .... Strong Mad:DID YOU JUST SAY TUCAN? |
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| Author: | lumberpeg vegeplank [ Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:24 am ] |
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Thank you, Strong Lad, your senor-speak really took off near the end there. |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:56 am ] |
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I know Strong Bad and Homsar have talked before but i just want to make one anyway. Homsar: Well, heidi ho Kane Strong Bad:(groan) oh, for the last time, my name is not Kane. Homsar: DaAaAaA I can sing without a trumpet Strong Bad: oh man, I dont know how I was persuaded to talk to this guy, he's so... non... talkable... um... too... Homsar:DaAaAaA AaAaAa Homestar walks in Homestar:Hey, Stwong Bad, I was gonna ask- hey whos that guy? Strong Bad: oh, this is homsar, I thought you'd know him, (whispering) isn't he like, your Granpa or sumthing? Homestar: oh, I doubt it, he looks more like Homsar. Strong Bad: um... yeah... hey, I need to go and, um, put Strong Mad to bed, um, yeah. Homestar: oh ok (Strong Bad runs away) Homsar: DaAaAaA I can go into tomorrow Homestar: oh, well can you bwing a porscawd (postcard) or something Homsar: DaAaAaA I like the that way (down comes the paper) Homestar: i wonder how Strong Bad even gets Strong Mad to bed? (Strong Bad goes flying past in the background) so there it is |
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| Author: | Strong Lad [ Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:01 am ] |
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lumberjack vegetable wrote: Thank you, Strong Lad, your senor-speak really took off near the end there.
Why, many thankogies, Millicent. I hope you recend my thessings..... Anyway, Strong Mad and Eh!Steve it is. Strong Mad: SWEETIE CAKES! Eh!Steve: Thank you, my friend! I get recognised from that show so I can't see where I am going! Strong Mad: SAY IT!!!! Eh!Steve: I am afraid I do not know what you are talking about, my friend. Strong Mad: SAY IT!!!! Eh!Steve: Ah, I should think that by what you refer to, you could refer to..say.. HEY! CHEESE! Strong Mad: NO!!! SAY IT!!! Eh!Steve: I was only joking, my friend, I know you meant...STAY! FLEAS!! Strong Mad: ARGH!! WAAH!!! SAY IT!! Eh!Steve: You know, I hate to work under pressure, my friend. I wonder if I should just.. (Suddenly) EH! STEVE!!! (runs off.) Strong Mad: YAY!!! (Wheelchair zooms in) Wheelchair: Darn you, Eh!Steve! I'll find yooouu and then I'll finally be the star of the cartooooooooooon. (zooms out.) Strong Mad: (pause.) BUBS? |
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| Author: | Krissy [ Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:52 pm ] |
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Strong Lad wrote: Strong Mad: (pause.) BUBS?
Bwa ha ha... The entire conversation was hilarious, but after I saw this, I just lost it. Anyway, does anyone want to try Bubs and Strong Mad? |
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| Author: | Ingiald [ Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:23 pm ] |
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I'm doing The Cheat and Homsar. The Cheat:(thecheatspeak) What the crap? Homsar: Hello there, yellow bat! Reggie's combustinatin' dragon's my Mona Lisa! (thecheatspeak) Oh, no! It's the guy from the Jack-o-Lantern contest who made an eggplant!
I'm a song from the sixties!
(thecheatspeak) Get out of here before I throw this bust of FDR at you!
'Kept telling him, but he didn't leave!
(thecheatspeak) That's what I was going to say!
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| Author: | furrykef [ Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:27 pm ] |
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Ingiald wrote: (thecheatspeak) Get out of here before I throw this bust of FDR at you!I really don't think we should reuse old gags in these, even if we change the names or things...TBC wouldn't, so why would we? (Yeah, I know TBC reuses a lot of their own material, but I really don't think we're going to see The Cheat throw anymore busts, or more Strong Mad lines similar to "Did you just say parakeet??", or whatever...it was funny because we didn't see it coming...) |
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| Author: | Ingiald [ Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:40 pm ] |
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Sorry. I know that was an old gag, but, if you can interperat Homsar's ramblings, you can kind of see a joke there. |
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| Author: | Another Fan [ Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:17 pm ] |
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furrykef wrote: Ingiald wrote: (thecheatspeak) Get out of here before I throw this bust of FDR at you!I really don't think we should reuse old gags in these, even if we change the names or things...TBC wouldn't, so why would we? (Yeah, I know TBC reuses a lot of their own material, but I really don't think we're going to see The Cheat throw anymore busts, or more Strong Mad lines similar to "Did you just say parakeet??", or whatever...it was funny because we didn't see it coming...) Thank you. I hate that. Thank you. That is why i hate those fanfics and like PomPom's Eleven. PP'S 11 didn't do that. |
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| Author: | Ingiald [ Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:53 pm ] |
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Okay, anyone got anymore requests? I have one: The Cheat and The Goblin. (please translate) |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:48 am ] |
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Talking of made up conversations, my friend Nick (aka Eh! Nick) and I made up a longish toon about the kinda long-haired band. Sea, we thought, who ARE the kinda long-haired band, then we thought, wouldn't it be cool if it were Coach Zee, Bubs and Strong Bad as they have no hair, and so this toon was born. (Strong Bad, Coach Zee and Bubs are in a recording room) Strong Bad: Hey, we're the kinda long haired band, I'm Strong Bad Coach Zee: I'm the Coach Zee Bubs: I'm Bubs! SB: But we have changed our name, we.. like.. got our hair cut, super short and no we're kinda, the kinda no-haired band. But today, we are going to sing a song dedicated to, the place where people with HAIR... like us, get their hair cut. CZ: You mean a Borbeir, I mean a Beirbor, I mean a Berry Haley. B: He mean a barber SB: yeah, that's it, so, here we go, a song dedicated to the beirbor. Bubs: A-one a-two a-one two three four (backing techno track, lotsa bass) SB: Coach, you go first. CZ: (rapping) Yo, I'm the Coach an' I'm here to say, That I ain't got no hair today, 'Cos I went down to the boiber shop, An' then I got my hair cut. Techno: Boom Boom Boom CZ: Boirber shop T: Boom Boom Boom CZ: (distorted) Boiberboibershopshop Take it away SB SB: Yo ima SB an' I'm also here to say, that I also have no hair today, 'Cos I went off an' did some stuff, and now I got no hair. T: Boom Boom boom SB: Oh.. crap T: Boom Boom boom SB: CRAAAAAP B: (Jazz wording) biddle diddle boopa deedle ga needle do pa etc. SB: Now take it away, the fourth member. (vvvvvvvvvvvvvvt sound as the record is ripped) CZ: Uh, Strong bad, we need a fourth member. B: Yeah, this is sposed to be a barber shop quartet SB: I'll be back (SB runs off then comes back) SB: Ok, cue music. (music starts) Strong Mad: I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD! (vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvt) CZ: you're sposed to sing about hair SM: I HAVE NO HAIR! SB: You sing about not having hair SM: I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE! The Cheat: Mah SB: Hey how'd the Cheat get in here? CZ: Yeah, I thought this was sposed to be sound proof, Bubs? B: 'Ey, you never said Cheat proof (drum roll) SB: Oh brother. I wonder what else is in here? (Homestar walks in from nowhere) H: Hey guys, this is the best concert evor, I even got popcown and evowything. SB: How did you get in here? H: Get in? I haven't been able to get out since Marzipan wecowded hor song. CZ: You mean you've been in here 2 weeks, how'd you survive? H: Well, I've been eating this popcown, and that mikewofone has watow dwoplets on it. SB: Ok, thats gross, I'm leaving. (Strong Bad leaves) CZ: Yeah, I need to go... coach... Homestar. H: I'm right here- CZ: (butting in) No you're not. (CZ leaves) B: Uh... see ya (B runs out) SM: RAAAAAAAA! (SM walks through the wall, followed by the cheat) H: So whats the next song about? ...You guys? .... HEY WOW A DOOR! (Home star runs out the door) That's it |
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| Author: | CB [ Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:28 pm ] |
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Let's see some other people besides homsar. Like: Strong Sad and King of Town Anyone up for the challange? |
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| Author: | Ingiald [ Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:42 pm ] |
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Will anyone do The Cheat and The Goblin? |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:58 pm ] |
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OK, the Reynold and Whatsherface request has been fufill'd! Here we go: WHF: Who are you and why are you naked? R: I'm Reynold, one of the Cheat Commandos! Now, who are you? I never knew garbage could talk! WHF: I'm not garbage!...Even though my friends say I am....and my uncle...I'm so pathetic. R: Yes, you are! WHF: I like Gunhaver better. IT'S OVER! Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage: SS: Oh, no! Not you! You're Senor Cardgage, the guy who gave me nightmares! SC: Very sorry, Sandyman. I'll try brilliantly not to make it a predicament again. SS: That was barely even English! SC: Would you like to try my mortgage business? We've got refinancin', percent signs,- SS: Get away from me! {runs away} Sorry they were short. I didn't really know what to do. |
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| Author: | M.J [ Sun Aug 22, 2004 7:34 am ] |
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20X6 SB: Waah! Who are you? Poopsmith: ..... 20X6 SB: I said, who are you? Poopsmith: ..... 20X6 SB: You seem like you may not be from around here. {Poopsmith shrugs} 20X6 SB: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!!!??? {Poopsmith hits 20X6 SB over the head with his shovel} |
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| Author: | Strong Lad [ Sun Aug 22, 2004 7:45 am ] |
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Somebody a millenium ago asked for Bubs and Strong Mad. Seems simple enough. Lets go over to the concession stand.... Bubs: Hey there, big fella! What can I get you? Strong Mad: EATS!!!! Bubs: Hmm... let's see... I got a hubcap with special bar-B-Q catsup... Strong Mad: GIVE IT!!! GIVE IT HERE!!!! Bubs: WHOA, big fella! WHOA! Don't you have any cash to pay with? Strong Mad: Uh....(Pause, looking around.) I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! (Comes back with a torn-out ATM machine, and chucks it onto the counter.) Strong Mad: I GOT YOU CASH!!!! Bubs: Uh....huh. Well, fair is fair. Here ya go! Strong Mad: (Eats the hubcap like a pizza.) I LIKE IRON IN MY DIET!!!! Any good? |
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| Author: | Another Fan [ Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:11 pm ] |
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Yeah. Really good. And not cheesy at all. Well done. |
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| Author: | Haddi-Man [ Sun Aug 22, 2004 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Homestar Vs. Homsar |
I'm not sure Homestar and Homsar have actually even been seen in even a ligitimate scene together, let alone talked to each other. Wait... there was the Strong Bad e-mail army where they were in the same scene, but here's how a conversation just might go: (and by the way, I left out Homestar's speech impediment... just imagine it.) : Hey, have you seen Strong Sad? I came to return his... yoga tapes.
: DaAaAaAaAh, Pass the butter-cakes.
: Butter-cakes? You're really weird... have you been smokin' somethin'?
: DaAaAaAaAh, I'm a whale on a corn stalk.
(long pause and awkward silence. Homestar's eyes get shifty but Homsar hasn't moved a muscle. Strong Bad walks by) : (coughing) *ehem* moron *erhm*
: YaAaAaAaAh, There goes a Cuban sports car.
: (chuckling) Yeah... he's weird... (long pause) ... so what's with the hat?
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| Author: | Kaffiene [ Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:02 am ] |
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not trying to be picky...but in one of the Halloweem specials, the one where Homestar judges the pumpkins, Homsar enters an eggplant with a spoon...they have a conversation there. It's an easter egg, maybe you didn't see it! Could someone do The Ugly One and Homestar? that would be pretty funny.. |
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| Author: | Tiggera [ Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:55 am ] |
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No, that was actually Strong Bad dressed up as Homestar. |
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| Author: | Zann [ Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Its not funny...just disturbing |
An original Zann-script! Coach Z to the third power plus Senor Cardgage squared = funtime.358! (( Everyone is at a party. Coach Z wanders away to get some punch.)) Coach Z: I'ma go get some parnch! ((From the punch table, a dark, sinister shadow rises. Coach is terrified...I mean, torrified.)) Coach Z: Hoo! Hah! What is thart? Senor Cardgage (revealed to be the shadow): Hello, Sweet Mesquite. Are you enjoying this celebarty? Coach Z: ...I guess so, Cardgamar... Senor: Would you parjoy of a chocamel? (He holds out a three-day old candybar labeled "Chocamel".) Coach Z: I just want some parnch! Do youz have prablems, Cangladash? 'Cause if ya do, I used to know a guy -- Senor (cutting off the coach): I must be miscorrect, Grenwich. I thought otherways of your identifity. (He puts the Chocamel away and begins to walk away.) Farebye, Bertha. Coach Z: That...was distarbing. Now for some parnch. ((The Coach pours himself some punch. Er, parnch. He walks away. Inside the parnch bowl, a Chocamel wrapper floats around...)) END [/b] |
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| Author: | Shopiom [ Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:31 am ] |
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Another Fan wrote: furrykef wrote: Ingiald wrote: (thecheatspeak) Get out of here before I throw this bust of FDR at you!I really don't think we should reuse old gags in these, even if we change the names or things...TBC wouldn't, so why would we? (Yeah, I know TBC reuses a lot of their own material, but I really don't think we're going to see The Cheat throw anymore busts, or more Strong Mad lines similar to "Did you just say parakeet??", or whatever...it was funny because we didn't see it coming...) Thank you. I hate that. Thank you. That is why i hate those fanfics and like PomPom's Eleven. PP'S 11 didn't do that. Well, that doesn't bother me much. What really annoys me is when people type Homestar's accent!
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| Author: | Overused&Underappreci [ Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:45 am ] |
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Anybody call? This is for you CB. Strong Sad and the KOT? I'll give it a shot. Strong Sad: Umm... hello, Mr. King of Town. King: Oh, hello... umm? Who were you again? Strong Sad: I'm Strong Sad. King: Okay, man, people these days don't give out distinct names Strong Sad: I was wondering... do you want my salad? They put anchovies on it. I dislike anchovies. King: You... give... me... the... salad? Strong Sad: Yeah, you can have it. King: You're my new best friend! Strong Sad: I'M your best friend? Wow, over a salad? King: Yeah, well I don't have any friends either so we have something in common. Strong Sad: I thought you just said I was your friend. Do you think I don't exist? King:... Strong Sad: You don't have to explain. I understand (walks away glumly, like even for Strong Sad) King: My life's a joke. |
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| Author: | gone [ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:16 am ] |
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and
Hey, Poopsmith.
*waves*
So, uh, I was wondering if you might want to be friends?
*looks down*
I mean, do you like to play boared games?
*shakes head*
*sounds dissapointed* Ooooooh... never mind.
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