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Ok folks, this is the ultimate random battle: Homsar Vs. Senor Cardgage! We all know that Homsar doesn't make sense and Senor Cardgage's english could be better. However, what if they were to meet face to face, head to head, Buisnessman to PowerBall Winner, Senor to Gravy Train Capitan? Who do you think would take home the title as the ultimate F.C.USA Random Man?

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homsar is the king of random, no doubts

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Oh wait. I voted Senor Cardgage because I thought it was about "who would win in a fight," but I guess for randomness I would vote for Homsar. Of course, that's not a good thing. I like random things but not Homsar or his crappy mindless randomness.

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It'd be a tie because homsar would run away I guess and s'nor would just be like "you should treat me to your prize now" and they wouldn't stay focused

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I think what would eventually happen is that Strong Bad would go crazy from the ramdomness. But it would be a tie if between Senor Cardgage and Homsar.

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I think Homsar would die from Senor's creepiness....

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Well, Senor Cardgage could of been a "wrestle man", But Homsar, the captain of the gavy train won the powerball! In other words, he can defy all logical and gravitivtoinal laws. He defy the laws of physics!

I'm so glad there was a both option, cuz I like them both, equally.

This is my 128th post!! I have the same # of posts as Strong Bad Emails!!

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It's not who you like, it's who would win.

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Is this supposed to be to be who would win a fight, or who is the most random? Because for either it would be a tie.

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At least you can understand Senor Cardgage. Homsar's jibberish makes him the random-est of all by a landslide.

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Homsar, because it's like even if we win, he wins.

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They would just stand around for awhile, Homsar saying things like "AaAaAaAaA! I don't think I wanna bicycle!" And Senor Cardgage would say "Oh, pardolation Linda, but can you help this ol' wintogreen remove his haircase?"

It'd be a tie.

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Well, I'm under the impression is Senor Cardgage doesn't defeat Homsar, they'll just both blow up...some...how....

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For the poopteenth time, this is not a battle, it's a RANDOMNESS CONTEST

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Wow, poopteen. Is that any relation to tooty-two? So, I was right!! I picked them both cuz I like them both because they're equally random! Heh heh...

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Homsar. Definitly. Senor is kinda creepy, but Homsar is so random you can quote him.

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"Alms for the pudgy!"
"I'm forever your girl!"
"Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"

Homsar by far. Both are funny, but I can quote Homsar easier.

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Here's how it'd go down...

*Homsar and Senor C meet at the stick*
: Hey there! Have you seen the number 3?
Senor C: What the hell are you taking about Olivia?
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAa!!! I'm gonna go meet the easter pumpkin!
Senor C: When's the last time you saw your doctrenarian?
Homsar: *starts running along the edge of the screen* AaAaAaAaA!!! *Homsar stops running and the screen behind him starts spinning instead*
Senor C: I think I'm gonna be sick, I knew I shouldn't of eaten so much escrow... *runs off*
Homsar: I'll see you around then, eh Carpgrade?
It's over!

It's a tie guys. It's gotta be a tie. Senor Cardgage is creepy and funny, and Homsar is random and funny. Random beats creepy, but I like 'em both. n_n

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Homsar would definetly win in the randomness...ness area. Nothing Homsar says ever has any relation to what's going on. While The Senor sometimes makes sense.

Like "Caramel Corn for president please."

while senor Cardgage: "How 'bout I hit you up the slant?"

I doubt such a scenario of Senor Cardgage and Homsar meeting could ever happen - that's just too far out even for TBC. Seriously, try to imagine it for a second, and it's difficult NOT for your head to nearly asplode. The world as we know it would be over.

I think technically the phrases Senor Cardgage says can usually be taken to mean something normal, he just says them in a weird, random way ('my left name is Tremendous Savings', etc). I can only think of a couple times where Homsar's had anything resembling coherent lines ('what is it Strong Bad?' in e-mail #2 and 'That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?' in for kids) Just about every other time his sayings were completely out of nowhere.

So he probably wins the randomness battle. Although I was dumb and voted Senor because I assumed it was a fight scenario.

Agreed that it wouldn't happen, since both characters serve a similar purpose.

That said, Homsar is definitely way more random than Cardgage. The good Señor says things that kind of apply, the whole "not quite one word and not quite another" thing, whereas Homsar tends to be completely random. Consider "Call now for a free canceltation" versus "I'm a trendy tote bag!"

Of course, as hilarious as I find "Hey tubs, I just lost my jenga jam!" to be, it's also hard to deny that "My left name is Tremendous Savings, Miss America" is one of the funniest lines ever uttered on the site.

H: will you pass me the carriage please?
S: try my new salsa dip, molotov cocktail.
H: you're surely the graaaaaaaaaaand.
S: well i do believe in the small teeth of a lion, john trevolta.


and that's pretty much what would happen...until one got hit on the slant.

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Homsar would win in both counts. His randomness cannot be matched, and he could easily defeat cardgage by moving out of the way of the heavy lourde and making cardgage under it instead.

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Hee hee, that's pretty funny! But remember, Senor Cardgage calls people girl names so he probably wouldn't say John Trevolta...that is, unless you think John Trevolta is a girl o_0

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I'm sorry, but Senor Cardgage just naturally rocks. He's a cool cool guy. He could totally beat Homsar in a randomness contest.
(Man...so cool!)

Cardgage isn't nearly as random as Homsar, but that's not an insult. In the case of Señor his phrases kinda sound like what he's trying to say, but not quite be right. Things like "My left name is Tremendous Savings" or "Many combolations, Elizagerth".

Homsar's dialogue is, on the other hand, completely out there and rarely has anything to do with what's going on. Señor's toons show he can speak in paragraphs and you can at least follow what's going on, with Homsar's character page he doesn't make any sense at all.

Who's funnier? I couldn't say one over the other, I prefer the weirdness of Homsar but Cardgage is definitely close.

I think Homsar would win for randomness, though it would be a tie for funnyness. Homsar would probably win in a fight, since he seems to be able to do anything, although he might give up early if Senor Cardgage tells him to.

"I do what I'm told."

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Homsar would definitely win! Homsar is WAY to awesome to lose anyway. He would go crazy in a battle against Cardgage!