Joshua wrote:
For the poopteenth time, this is not a battle, it's a RANDOMNESS CONTEST
Wow, poopteen. Is that any relation to tooty-two?
So, I was right!! I picked them both cuz I like them both because they're equally random! Heh heh...
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| Author: | Bad Graphics Ghost [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:29 pm ] |
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Ok folks, this is the ultimate random battle: Homsar Vs. Senor Cardgage! We all know that Homsar doesn't make sense and Senor Cardgage's english could be better. However, what if they were to meet face to face, head to head, Buisnessman to PowerBall Winner, Senor to Gravy Train Capitan? Who do you think would take home the title as the ultimate F.C.USA Random Man? |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:52 pm ] |
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homsar is the king of random, no doubts |
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| Author: | madefromthebeststuf [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:50 pm ] |
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Oh wait. I voted Senor Cardgage because I thought it was about "who would win in a fight," but I guess for randomness I would vote for Homsar. Of course, that's not a good thing. I like random things but not Homsar or his crappy mindless randomness. |
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| Author: | ed 'lim' smilde [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:12 am ] |
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It'd be a tie because homsar would run away I guess and s'nor would just be like "you should treat me to your prize now" and they wouldn't stay focused |
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| Author: | ramrod [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:38 am ] |
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I think what would eventually happen is that Strong Bad would go crazy from the ramdomness. But it would be a tie if between Senor Cardgage and Homsar. |
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| Author: | Shishu Hiwatari [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:38 am ] |
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I think Homsar would die from Senor's creepiness.... |
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| Author: | Ekul [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:11 pm ] |
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Well, Senor Cardgage could of been a "wrestle man", But Homsar, the captain of the gavy train won the powerball! In other words, he can defy all logical and gravitivtoinal laws. He defy the laws of physics! |
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| Author: | Princess of StrongBadia [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:35 pm ] |
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I'm so glad there was a both option, cuz I like them both, equally. This is my 128th post!! I have the same # of posts as Strong Bad Emails!! |
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| Author: | Bad Graphics Ghost [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:40 pm ] |
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Princess of StrongBadia wrote: I'm so glad there was a both option, cuz I like them both, equally.
It's not who you like, it's who would win. |
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| Author: | ramrod [ Sun May 01, 2005 3:24 pm ] |
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Is this supposed to be to be who would win a fight, or who is the most random? Because for either it would be a tie. |
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| Author: | Joshua [ Sun May 01, 2005 4:18 pm ] |
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At least you can understand Senor Cardgage. Homsar's jibberish makes him the random-est of all by a landslide. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sun May 01, 2005 4:18 pm ] |
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Homsar, because it's like even if we win, he wins. |
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| Author: | Jitka [ Sun May 01, 2005 4:24 pm ] |
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They would just stand around for awhile, Homsar saying things like "AaAaAaAaA! I don't think I wanna bicycle!" And Senor Cardgage would say "Oh, pardolation Linda, but can you help this ol' wintogreen remove his haircase?" It'd be a tie. |
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| Author: | Shishu Hiwatari [ Sun May 01, 2005 5:49 pm ] |
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Well, I'm under the impression is Senor Cardgage doesn't defeat Homsar, they'll just both blow up...some...how.... |
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| Author: | Joshua [ Sun May 01, 2005 6:37 pm ] |
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For the poopteenth time, this is not a battle, it's a RANDOMNESS CONTEST |
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| Author: | Princess of StrongBadia [ Sun May 01, 2005 6:40 pm ] |
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Joshua wrote: For the poopteenth time, this is not a battle, it's a RANDOMNESS CONTEST
Wow, poopteen. Is that any relation to tooty-two? So, I was right!! I picked them both cuz I like them both because they're equally random! Heh heh...
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| Author: | Haddi-Chick [ Sun May 01, 2005 8:37 pm ] |
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Homsar. Definitly. Senor is kinda creepy, but Homsar is so random you can quote him. |
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| Author: | Monaro Doorslammer [ Mon May 02, 2005 7:02 am ] |
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Homsar by far. Both are funny, but I can quote Homsar easier. |
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| Author: | PAUAU [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:00 am ] |
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Here's how it'd go down... *Homsar and Senor C meet at the stick*  : Hey there! Have you seen the number 3?
Senor C: What the hell are you taking about Olivia? Homsar: AaAaAaAaAa!!! I'm gonna go meet the easter pumpkin! Senor C: When's the last time you saw your doctrenarian? Homsar: *starts running along the edge of the screen* AaAaAaAaA!!! *Homsar stops running and the screen behind him starts spinning instead* Senor C: I think I'm gonna be sick, I knew I shouldn't of eaten so much escrow... *runs off* Homsar: I'll see you around then, eh Carpgrade? It's over! |
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| Author: | MrsCommanderson [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:26 pm ] |
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It's a tie guys. It's gotta be a tie. Senor Cardgage is creepy and funny, and Homsar is random and funny. Random beats creepy, but I like 'em both. n_n "Exobably not..." "I'm a trendy totebag!" |
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| Author: | Douglas [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:13 am ] |
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Homsar would definetly win in the randomness...ness area. Nothing Homsar says ever has any relation to what's going on. While The Senor sometimes makes sense. Like "Caramel Corn for president please."
while senor Cardgage: "How 'bout I hit you up the slant?" |
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| Author: | Encountering Gremlins [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:25 am ] |
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I doubt such a scenario of Senor Cardgage and Homsar meeting could ever happen - that's just too far out even for TBC. Seriously, try to imagine it for a second, and it's difficult NOT for your head to nearly asplode. The world as we know it would be over. I think technically the phrases Senor Cardgage says can usually be taken to mean something normal, he just says them in a weird, random way ('my left name is Tremendous Savings', etc). I can only think of a couple times where Homsar's had anything resembling coherent lines ('what is it Strong Bad?' in e-mail #2 and 'That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?' in for kids) Just about every other time his sayings were completely out of nowhere. So he probably wins the randomness battle. Although I was dumb and voted Senor because I assumed it was a fight scenario.
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| Author: | HippityHomsar [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:49 pm ] |
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Agreed that it wouldn't happen, since both characters serve a similar purpose. That said, Homsar is definitely way more random than Cardgage. The good Señor says things that kind of apply, the whole "not quite one word and not quite another" thing, whereas Homsar tends to be completely random. Consider "Call now for a free canceltation" versus "I'm a trendy tote bag!" Of course, as hilarious as I find "Hey tubs, I just lost my jenga jam!" to be, it's also hard to deny that "My left name is Tremendous Savings, Miss America" is one of the funniest lines ever uttered on the site. |
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| Author: | Duct Tape Patrol [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:25 am ] |
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H: will you pass me the carriage please? S: try my new salsa dip, molotov cocktail. H: you're surely the graaaaaaaaaaand. S: well i do believe in the small teeth of a lion, john trevolta. and that's pretty much what would happen...until one got hit on the slant. |
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| Author: | Black Metal [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:39 pm ] |
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Homsar would win in both counts. His randomness cannot be matched, and he could easily defeat cardgage by moving out of the way of the heavy lourde and making cardgage under it instead. |
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| Author: | Princess of StrongBadia [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:32 am ] |
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Duct Tape Patrol wrote: H: will you pass me the carriage please?
S: try my new salsa dip, molotov cocktail. H: you're surely the graaaaaaaaaaand. S: well i do believe in the small teeth of a lion, john trevolta. and that's pretty much what would happen...until one got hit on the slant. Hee hee, that's pretty funny! But remember, Senor Cardgage calls people girl names so he probably wouldn't say John Trevolta...that is, unless you think John Trevolta is a girl o_0 |
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| Author: | Code J [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:19 pm ] |
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I'm sorry, but Senor Cardgage just naturally rocks. He's a cool cool guy. He could totally beat Homsar in a randomness contest. (Man...so cool!) |
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| Author: | HippityHomsar [ Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:57 pm ] |
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Cardgage isn't nearly as random as Homsar, but that's not an insult. In the case of Señor his phrases kinda sound like what he's trying to say, but not quite be right. Things like "My left name is Tremendous Savings" or "Many combolations, Elizagerth". Homsar's dialogue is, on the other hand, completely out there and rarely has anything to do with what's going on. Señor's toons show he can speak in paragraphs and you can at least follow what's going on, with Homsar's character page he doesn't make any sense at all. Who's funnier? I couldn't say one over the other, I prefer the weirdness of Homsar but Cardgage is definitely close. |
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| Author: | Ungurait#7 [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:26 am ] |
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I think Homsar would win for randomness, though it would be a tie for funnyness. Homsar would probably win in a fight, since he seems to be able to do anything, although he might give up early if Senor Cardgage tells him to. "I do what I'm told."
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| Author: | Troy [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:21 am ] |
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Homsar would definitely win! Homsar is WAY to awesome to lose anyway. He would go crazy in a battle against Cardgage!
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