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So my dad takes me to Harvey's for lunch today. We order, get our food, and my dad takes it to a seat while I get napkins, kethcup, etc. As I start pumping ketchup into the little paper cups they give you, I hear a mumbling sound to my left. I glance over and there's a guy there mumbling to himself as he pours sugar into his coffee. Once I've got everything I take a bit of a closer look. He's a tall, older man with a combover, wearing ratty clothes and cheap sunglasses. In one hand he is holding a plastic grocery bag filled with unidentifiable contents. And he is still mumbling in a really creepy voice. I quickly make my way to my seat, slightly freaked out.

Have you ever met someone who reminded you of a H*R character?

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That's...intriguing...could you make out anything he was saying?

I have this uncle who reminds me of Coach Z.

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I've got a Marzipan at my school. Only she can't play the guitar...

No, and I didn't really want to stick around and listen.

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XD That's amazing! I almost wanna say you should put this in sightings

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Same here. These three girls in my class are always saying stuff about saving trees and animals.

Myself and my brothers are like the Brothers Strong. I'm like Strong Sad, tortured by my older brothers, and my other brothers are like Strong Mad and Strong Bad, respectitavely.

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There are a TON of graw mads at my school. Just a bunch of loud people not making very much sense.

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I act very much like Strong Bad sometimes....seriously, I'll be all analytical and stuff XD

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I once met someone scarily like Homsar.


No wait, that was my little brother.

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Once for kicks I drew pictures of humans that would look like something they like. YOu know, how people usually have an "image" that somewhat fits their interests. So for a star wars fan, I drew someone with a small nose, a large jaw, high cheekbones, angry-shaped eyebrows, and a mullet. Darth Vader. So I tried drawing someone who looked like Homestar. Every so often you meet people where the bottom of their eye isn't very distinct- light/thin eyelashes you could say. That's a key element. Of course the bigger jaw and cap (had sort of a large-but-short straight nose) finish the picture. Also drew Strong Bad-like person. So this guy looks kinda scary, he's bald, sort of a square mouth, small and pointy nose, shadowy face. And a wrinkle that looks like that blue diamond thing.

Now that I think of it there was this kid I knew years back that reminds me an awful lot of Homsar. I guess he had a really bad stutter and a high boyish voice even for a 6th grader. Did have sorta piggy eyes but also had glasses. Hats not allowed in school. But he'd be sort of like "www-uh-uh-umm..." Sometimes "Hey shh well um" which ultimately fused to "heyschwum" We ought to have been a little nicer in retrospect.

Maybe we should start a new thread. Or not. Anyways, which character do you resemble the most visually? (Girls have more than just Marzipan to choose from, ther's M.H.Homsar and TGS girls) To be honest I most look like Pom Pom. Not a lot of hair, slightly orange, big black innocent eyes, recessive nose/mouth. Although when cheezed off I highly resemble Strong Mad. Maybe I'll get a pic of that someday, me doing my Strong Mad impression.

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Okay, aside from the mullet and angry eyebrows, you just described my boyfriend. To a tee. Creeeeeeeepy.

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Aside from the large jaw, that sounds like my chipmunk-looking friend Jackson >_>

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My little brother reminds me of Homestar. My brother is a really good athlete, but he's kinda dumb.

There are a lot of criminal masterminds with really high voices at my school. If they wore yellow, they'd be dead ringers for Teh C.

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Well MHG your boyfriend's one of your icons right? I'd have to say my Darth Vader fan's head was wider, eyelids a little lighter. But I guess I can somewhat see the resemblance.

Come to think of it I know someone who resembles Bubs. A "black" guy actually. He's got somewhat small eyes and that big wide smile. And head tapering down a little more than usual. Although their voices are not anywhere common, but the talk sure is.

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No, no, that's my dream boyfriend. Not my real boyfriend! Although sometimes I wish he was...

It's Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio.

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There's some tall kid at my school who talks like homestar runner.
And Maybe some kids that are stupid *cough* GAVIN *cough* are like Homsar...

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My friend's brother looks and sounds a lot like Homestar. When I was new to the site I was actually gonna ask him if he did HR's voice!!

Oh, and for what HR character we resemble most: Why do we have to resemble someone of the same gender? My best friend looks like Homestar and I look like Strong Bad, and we're both girls.

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I have a friend that I swear sounds like Homestar Runner, with a cold.

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My old gym teacher is like the Z.

My friend is EXACTLY like SS. Only she's a small Indian girl, not a big, half-elephant guy.

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I actually knew a coach from my old school who's last name started with a Z. So I'll let you guess what her nick-name was.

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My little brother's kinda like Homsar... he says random stuf... like all of a sudden he jump up and scream, "FLANK STEAK"

I Have This Creepy Nerdular Weird Kid That Everyone Dislikes A Lot So I Guess I Know A Strong Sad

"I Dont Like Food Anymore!

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I just saw Coach Z at Subway. He was in front of me in line, a skinny, athletic-looking old man in denim shorts and a t-shirt. Maybe he didn't have Coach Z's whole hip-hop thing going on, but he definitely had the high-pitched voice, poor grammar, and emphasis on the wrong syllables of words. I asked him what time it was, and he says "10 minutes until 12! That's where the big hand is on the 10!" Then they were asking him what he wanted on his sub, and he's like, "some lettuce, some cucumbers maybe, some of those oils, and what was the stuff you was shaking in that shaker there?" Ok, I just realized in writing that doesn't sound very funny at all, but picture Coach Z saying it, and I promise it was comic gold.

We have a good topic for this: http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=3109

But that's scary

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Merged.

I usally remind my self as Homsar (That guy is awesome )

Okay, okay. At my old school, there was this guy who was really good at sports, but was a complete moron. And he had an underbite. But he was really nice, and most people liked him, but there were the odd peoples that just hated his randomness, and cluelessness. It's kinda funny, having a real life Homestar

Whoa! I didn't know people actually had underbites! Sure, I knew people in real life have overbites, but underbites?

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