What would each character's superpower be?

Raiku · **Joined:** Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:47 pm **Posts:** 2

If a homestar character had superpowers, what do you think it would be? Discuss. I think Homestar would have super speed.

Aussieguy · **Posted:** Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:39 am

is the fact that your name is sylar mean anything to this topic??? (and yes, "Heroes" rox)

and wasn't it already revealed that strong bad's power is that he can take people cap's off??? (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail25.html)

and that shapeshifting is a bad power to have? (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail192.html)

lol, but I said that it'd be shapeshifting. That'd be good, but homestar super speed is pretty good.

Key-sword-tar · **Posted:** Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:27 pm

Also, several other powers you mentioned are already taken.
Bubs could (apparently) fly until he said sbu', and :hr:

and

can all use a certain form of telekenesis. Homsar also clones himself up to 4 times, as seen in "fall float parade" and "dethemberween". And SM may have super strength.
I think Senor Cardgage should have telepathy, though. That way he know's exactly what you are thinking, and you haven't got a clue what he even say's, let alone thinks. Also, Pom Pom should have elemental powers, like he showed he may have some knowlege of in summer short shorts while using his Bo. And Coach Z... Let's say that he could probably do more damage with JEAReuoearbs and jorbs and freestyling than Jesse (Heroes) ever could.

It's dot com · **Posted:** Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:54 pm

Key-sword-tar wrote:

and

can all use a certain form of telekenesis.

You mean invisible arms. :-D

Key-sword-tar · **Posted:** Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:34 pm

If so, homsar has reeeaaaaly numerous, long and flexible arms. Isn't there some sort of debate about that, like Homestar's trousers? Daisy dukes aside? Wouldn't you see the KoT's robe(?) move when he uses his arms if he had any? This is why I claim they have a form of telekenesis.

It's dot com · **Posted:** Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:52 pm

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Key-sword-tar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:40 pm

Thanks, It's dot com, I'm aware of it. It was a rhetorical question. This was written there:

Quote:

The most common explanations for this phenomenon are that they either have invisible arms or can manipulate objects with some kind of psychokinesis. Some suggest the latter over the former, as these characters' articles of clothing rarely have sleeves where arms would normally be.

I am one of those who suggests the latter.
Also, about my previous comment about homsar:

Quote:

Homsar's solo in the music video One Two, One Two involves his hat flying farther than arms on a character his size would allow. Another theory for this is that Homsar, and quite possibly the other characters lacking arms, have limited psycho-kinetic abilities. Indeed, it appears that the laws of both science and logic do not apply to Homsar.

It's dot com · **Posted:** Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:40 am

I guess you should phrase your rhetorical questions so they don't look like real ones? Either way, my link was as much for you as for anyone else following the thread.

Im Not homsar · **Joined:** Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:59 pm **Posts:** 44

- Teleportation (everybody, everybody longest pants!)
:sb:

- Opening Cold Ones
:sm:

- Super Strength
:sad:

- Ability to know how hot it is
:cheat:

- Kickability
:bubs:

- Mind Control to make people buy his crazy crap.
:coachz:

- Ultra Smelly Sweat
:marzi:

- Gardening power?
:pom:

- Super Speed
:kot:

- Quick Eating
:poop:

- Ability to withstand the smell of Watsit
:homsar:

- Flying

- Supreme Burnination

Hungry Shark · **Joined:** Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:08 pm **Posts:** 56

Telepathy

grawmad55585 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:45 pm

Are you saying that homsar doesn't already have super powers? have you seen the crap that guy can do? and some-a the udders already have super powers.

Strong bad can open cold ones with his mind
the cheat can explode
pom pom can fly
the KOT can eat an entire swimming pool full of fluffy puff translucent dessert related substance
and coach Z is as anatomically incorrect as a ken doll! (I think that's a super power)

see? why are we asking about super powers when the crew is already the freakin' justice league!?!?

Pom Bad · **Joined:** Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:23 am **Posts:** 43

Pom pom could have elemental control!

:pom:

: (Water flows in as he fire punches)

ThePapersmith · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:05 am

super speed
:sb:

popping stuff off stuff
:sm:

super strength
:sad:

same as Reynold.
:cheat:

temporarily blind people with his gold tooth.
:bubs:

well, he COULD fly...
:coachz:

has powers so disgusting that he isn't allowed to go on patrol
:marzi:

controlling PLANTS?!
:pom:

like a ninja and a bob-bomb combined
:kot:

eating EVERYTHING
:poop:

withstand odor and acid
:homsar:

twisting the laws of physics

narutojonin · **Joined:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:53 pm **Posts:** 9

Super Stupidity
:sb:

Opening Cold Ones
:sm:

Super Strength
:sad:

Willing people to death
:cheat:

Cheating

Dancing

Accent...ing
:marzi:

Gardening?
:pom:

Being an Awexome Ninja Shogun thing
:kot:

Eating stuff
:poop:

Surviving his own job
:homsar:

Daaaaaaaaaa! Being the ghost of Christmas Past!

50jay50jay · **Joined:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:47 pm **Posts:** 14

Telekenisis Is defeintely my favorite characters power. Who is this character you ask? None other than HOMSAR. :homsar:

Heres a theory what if he has the power and when ever he says "AHHHHHHHHHHH" hes trying to bend a spoon or something.

Key-sword-tar · **Posted:** Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:22 pm

Isn't it more like he's lifting his hat by going 'AAAAHHH!' ? This is an ocurrance oftentimes.

thedeathlypallor · **Joined:** Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:42 am **Posts:** 22

strong sad, the ability to turn into a ghost, and be dead.

and

someduck · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:09 pm

grawmad55585 wrote:

Are you saying that homsar doesn't already have super powers? have you seen the crap that guy can do?

Quote:

he... there... those aren't super powers! he. is. a. CARTOON!!! but... maybe.. they could be super powers? in a messed up.... you know what? nevermind!

Darth Homsar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:10 pm

Okay, most of the charcters HAVE powers!
:hr:

Telekenesis, Speed
:sb:

Pop off caps
:sm:

Super strength
:bubs:

Fly until saying "sbu"
:kot:

Eat fast without a full stomache, telekenesis
:homsar:

floatation, telekenesis, immune to the jibblies.
:pom:

Ninja powers
:marzi:

telekenesis
:poop:

withstands horrible smells
:cheat:

Ability to talk in other languages(How else would he make the PBTC toons?)
:sad:

Ability to will himself to death.
:coachz:

Can talk on disconnected phones.

SgtRufufuEmails · **Joined:** Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:46 am **Posts:** 149

Super speed
:sb:

Popping the caps off of stuff
:sm:

Super strength
:sad:

Ability to tell the weather
:cheat:

Lazer tooth
:bubs:

Fly until he says "sbu"
:coachz:

Disgusting powers
:marzi:

Plant control?
:pom:

Super speed + ability to float around
:kot:

Speed eating
:poop:

Immunity to odors and acids
:homsar:

Immunity to physics
:trogdor:

ULTIMATE BURNINATION!
:senor:

Lazer eyes?
:ehsteve:

Heaviness, thus giving him the ability to squash ANYTHING.
:stinko:

DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Blow Up the Ocean · **Joined:** Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:03 pm **Posts:** 63

It's dot com wrote:

I guess you should phrase your rhetorical questions so they don't look like real ones? Either way, my link was as much for you as for anyone else following the thread.

That was really mean.

Kirbythebanshee · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:11 am

a lot of these "powers" you all say each character have aren't really powers, more so talents.

Fo Example

Homestars running ability: A skill
Pom Poms ninjaness: A skill
Strong Mads strength: Maybe a power
Poopsmiths ability to withstand whatsit: He doesn't have a nose
Strong Bads cold one cap thingy or whatever: Thats a legit power
Bubs' ability to hover: Was a power, but he lost it. Shame shame

and homsar. . . he's just homsar

Foomarito · **Joined:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:28 pm **Posts:** 10

SUPER ZPEED
:sb:

HE already has a super power
:sm:

Super strenghth and sonic screams
:sad:

doing things 12 tiimes
:cheat:

Turning tiny...or somwthing
:bubs:

KING BUBSGONZOLA SUPREME
:coachz:

hhhmmmmmm.... i gotz notin'
:marzi:

Guitar sound wavs of DOOOOM
:pom:

Karate or flying or cell phone powers...idk
:kot:

SUPER eating powers
:poop:

ydwtk ( you dont want to know)
:homsar:

time-space corrolations
:trogdor:

BURNINATiON
:ehsteve:

That mouth-explodey thing from the decemberween episode.
:senor:

Terrbile gramr powers.......... :-|

DOUUBBBLLLLEEE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!

Gfdgsgxgzgdrc · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:26 pm

Key-sword-tar wrote:

If so, homsar has reeeaaaaly numerous, long and flexible arms. Isn't there some sort of debate about that, like Homestar's trousers? Daisy dukes aside? Wouldn't you see the KoT's robe(?) move when he uses his arms if he had any? This is why I claim they have a form of telekenesis.

I agree. WARNING: INCREDIBLY LONG POST AHEAD
In "Search of The Yello Dello" Marzipan slaps Homestar, leaving a visible handprint, but does that mean that they have invisible arms/hands? No, it means that the characters' telekenesis can leave handprints and/or fingerprints. In The Reddest Raddish, Marzipan knocks on the door of Homestar's house with her head, despite the fact she could have used her telekinetic powers instead. Likewise, in 3 Times Halloween Funjob, Homestar knocks on Marzipan's door with his head. This is probably because the characters forget they have telekenesis. The goblin easily manipulates both of Strong Bad's arms when he is in costume (and also removing it). This is because he has telekenesis that can control arms in a costume. Also, Strong Bad is able to perfectly manipulate his Homestar costume without using any arms. I don't know how THAT is possible. And Puppet Homestar doesn't have telekenesis because it's an alternate universe (proven in email #150). Wait a minute! Maybe they have telekenesis AND invisible hands/arms!

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