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Author:  Kakapo [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:37 am ]
Post subject:  Top 5 Greatest Homestar Quotes Ever
This is something that I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up with my favorite 5 quotes from each character, and others may follow me up with their own lists. Naturally, I'll start with the lovably idiotic title character, Homestar Runner. The rest are coming, except for Pom-Pom, the Poopsmith, and The Cheat, for obvious reasons. Maybe I'll also do Señor Cardgage, Marshie, and Stinkoman. They seem like the only minor characters worth doing to me. Hmm... maybe the top 5 Eh! Steve quotes as well? :ehsteve:

Disclaimer: There is a buttload of H*R quotes. I know I'm forgetting some.

OK, so without any further ado or rambling, here are my 5 favorite Homestar Runner quotes:

5.) :hr: : "Oh, hey guys! (punched in the gut by :sb: ) Owww... those things are bad for you!" (from e-mail #41, 'invisibility.' Spoken to a stack of Swiss cake rolls that appear to be floating because Strong Bad is carrying them while invisible.)

4.) :hr: : "It deliciously didn't work!" (from 'Bug in Mouth Disease.' In response to eating Pom-Pom and the KoT's ice cream pops in effort to "freeze" the bug out of his mouth.)

3.) :hr: : "Duuuhh... some animal died." (from e-mail #82, 'impression.' Said while in a Strong Sad costume involving hippo (or elephant) slippers and a sock attached to his head. Trying to imitate Strong Sad.)

2.) :hr: "Uh oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner." (from e-mail #50, '50 emails.' After causing an error on Strong Bad's computer.) I realize I'm being really boring by choosing such a popular quote, but it's just kind of a classic. It's popular for a reason.

1.) :hr: "I'm the best... arou-ound. Bubbadubbabubbada take me down, I'm the best... arou-ound. Bubbadubbadubbada take me down." (from an Easter egg in e-mail #117, 'montage.' Sung roughly to the tune of "You're the Best" from the montage in Karate Kid, while lying down in a fighting ring after being KO'd by the Wagon Fulla Pancakes.) OK, so probably no one else will put this in the Top 5, let alone make in #1, but it has special meaning to me. My brother and I used to love Karate Kid, but we would still make fun of "You're the Best" even when we were pretty young, and we would sing it all the time. Most other people didn't know what we were talking about. So now, years later, it' was both hilarious and awesome to see that song used in such a great context on H*R. I can't recall being happier to see anything else on the site.
Author:  InvaderTK [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:27 pm ]
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5 :sb: :Well, take care... Bubs. I'm gonna take real, real, tiny steps on over to the stick.

4 :sad: :Wah-wah-wah-wait! You guys! You guys! I struck gold on the alien spaceship—I think it gave me super powers, there were wood-davers everywhere!

3 :sb: : Crazy beans double the real gold!

2 :sb: : I can do it! I will do it Nine Times!

1 :bubs: : Homestar, who were you just talkin' to?
:hr: : Um, nobody? Everybody? Strong... Mad?
:bubs: :Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go?
:hr: Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to you. He flew away.
Author:  Shishu Hiwatari [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:07 pm ]
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Here are mine. All Strong Bad ^_~
:sb: :sb: :sb: :sb: :sb:

5. Hey, brontasaurus baby...
4. I'm a squeaky guy! I've got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants ance!
3. SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKIN DUCK AWAY FROM ME!
2. You're a girl, or maybe a wagon, filled up with pancakes....'
1. When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:13 pm ]
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^^ way to read the OP, juys.

5. The whole rant from that one Answering Machine. "You'll be taking the alone train to Aloneville" etc. Followed by "Let's have a marraige.... let's have a marraige license."

4. "Freedom! Liberty! I mean, savings. Milk. Eggs. A low-priced automobile." from the broken Compy menu

3. "That deliciously didn't work." from Bug in Mouth

2. "Hot cold fresh witch's brew. Side effects include wine, women, and song." from Hallowen Fairstival

1. Long Pants. GLEAMING PANTS GLORIOUS PANTS.
Author:  Encountering Gremlins [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:58 pm ]
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Dark Grapefruit wrote:
^^ way to read the OP, juys.


Beat me to it.

In no real order, and there's many, many more I'm forgetting:

"This is Homestar. What is a seven letter word for thirteen across? And it starts... with... a five. I mean... an "S". I mean... there's not a letter there yet. Marzipan? Nothing? The old cold shoulder, eh?"
"Well then I'll just make my own time box with a gross old wig in it. So all the future peoples will know I had a gross old wig!"
"No, not singing. When you spin my buzzer, it plays the theme from Night Court starring Richard Moll. And it's custom-installed."
"All right, Pom Pom, the Poopsmith is missing, and we gots to find him! We're your first and last line of defense! Only you can prevent scouting! Boy, do we need forest fires!"
"Oh, man. That's not even fair. The Cheat would win with his hands duct-taped behind his back, and has little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear even."
Author:  Shishu Hiwatari [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:33 pm ]
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Oops >_>;;


5. Oh yes! I made Strong Bad say somethign stupid. The Grumblecakes will be mine!
4. Woah. That TV has words on it.
3. I think I might get into....male modeling!
2. *car alarm noise from the Strong Bad in Jail cartoon*
1. Science again! I said science again!
Author:  HippityHomsar [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:00 pm ]
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Only five? Jeez, there's some ties. I'll go by character. Yes, I know it's cheating. :p

:hr: Oh! I am Homestar, and This is a Website!
-tied with-
:hr: Pom Pom! Santa!
-tied with-
:hr: Oh hey Strong Sad. Batman.

:homsar: Ohhhhh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!
-tied with-
:homsar: Hey, Tubs! I just lost my Jenga Jam!

[Cardgage] My left name is Tremendous Savings, Miss America.

:sb: I would be called... da huuuuuuuuuudge.
-tied with-
:sb: AGGH-! GRAGH-! A- he died somehow.
-tied with-
:sb: Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HG HJHG HAAAALL right!
Author:  ed 'lim' smilde [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:06 pm ]
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:hr: You're not a broom? (email 124, secret recipes)
:sm: THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!!! (email 38, helium)
:homsar: Uh-oh, I think this is my favorite!
:sad: I am simultaniously honored and insulted to be here
:bubs: I remember learning that... in school
Author:  Kakapo [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:01 pm ]
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OK, maybe reading something other than the title of the topic will do you all some good. By Homestar quotes, I mean quotes by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS :hr: GUY<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Not the entire website. The other characters will come soon. Why else would this thread be in the characters section?
Author:  elila [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:10 pm ]
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Here's some Senor Cardgage Quotes:

5."I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?" (From "kind of cool")

4. "I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in." (From "kind of cool")

3.Strong Sad:"I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now."

Senor Cardgage: I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to!
(From "garage sale")

2."Come along down for a free canceltation with one of our handsome talking experts. One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A." (From "Senor Mortgage")

1. "Bring on down your whole fambly! We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies. Those like those, right?"
(From "Senorial Day")


For some reason I just find everything that guy mumbles hilarious. :p Sometimes I have to watch the cartoon again though, can't always catch what he says. Or use the wiki.
Author:  elila [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:12 pm ]
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Kakapo wrote:
OK, maybe reading something other than the title of the topic will do you all some good. By Homestar quotes, I mean quotes by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS :hr: GUY<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Not the entire website. The other characters will come soon. Why else would this thread be in the characters section?


Oh, well you said you'd do other characters- you never specified that they would be on a different thread, or that we couldn't put other characters either.
Author:  Duct Tape Patrol [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:20 am ]
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1 :sb: everybody knows i don't wear underwears!
2 :hr: squeekakoo i'm the cheat! Surprise! it's me! Homestar runner!...from school!!!
3 :bubs: don't you talk to me
4 :sm: THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!!! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!!!
5 :poop: ,,,,,,,,,,
Author:  Duct Tape Patrol [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:22 am ]
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oh...whoops..sorry i didn't read the last post....oh well...
Author:  Stormfeather Dancer [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:28 am ]
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:hr: : "Put that greasy sandwich down, someone please talk some sense into this woman.
Author:  Duct Tape Patrol [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:18 am ]
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1. Thanks for that skillet nap...
2. squeekakoo! I'm the cheat!
3.The good times are over!
3.Guess what i read in the newspapper today.
3.You got th H-STA-You got the H-STAR-R!!!!
Author:  crazylax42 [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:59 pm ]
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:coachz: Coach Z's drunken spiel from answering machine 5....here it is if you forget (how dare you!): http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Marzipa ... _Version_5

:sb: "screw all of yall" from the infamous sbemail 22

:homsar: "legitimate business!" from his menu

rather dashing- "throw baby!"

:sm: "did you just say parakeet!?" from sbemail "caffeine"
Author:  homsarR [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:19 pm ]
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I really like "hey stupid i brought you this stuff" from "where's the cheat"
Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:36 pm ]
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It's Jesty's lesson in counting! Hooray!

One. This is the first number in a sequence. It is not five.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:02 am ]
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Not in order.

:hr: Science again! I said science again! (from Stupid Stuff)

:hr: All right. Welcome back to the show. And now, I choose to recite a list. Ahem. "tetherball." "Olympic race." "sparkling." "Tim Duncan." "Wisconsin." "a book of matches." "next week." "a lot of money." "witch's brew"— (from The Show)

:hr: Skooko wibbo wee! You should serenade them! I can play the drum! (from Do-over)

:hr: Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll go first. Umm... Okay! Once, there was this green gobliiiin...um, he used to...look aroooound...And um, I guess he did a daaance. Oh man, that was terrible. (from Homestarloween Party)

:hr: (insert every one of his scenes from Long Pants here)
Author:  The Smiling Assassin [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:19 am ]
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No particular order.

"We've got a Homestar Runner for sale! Mostly used and slightly confused! We can't give these things away! I'll take it! I'll take twelve! Drive one home today!"

"Strong Bad, I need your help! The good times are over! I swallowed your computer!"

"I'm a belle!"

"Ohohohooooooooo! Li'l Brudder! I couldn't be happier with your network debut! This is your most ambitious album to date!"

"Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon?"
Author:  Ungurait#7 [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:23 am ]
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:hr: "Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me... Homestar... Runner... Homestar Runner. Um... what else?"
:hr: "And somebody's a-grabbin' a-my butt."
:hr: "Well, I was going to get a hight five, but I see that I'm already here. And with a snake on my head."
:hr: "Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent."
:hr: "Blah-ah-ah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blaaah!"
Author:  homsarR [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:53 am ]
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:sad: the voice change in Radio
:coachz: Delorted!
:marzi: Dang old Public Radio! I never got my tote bag
:hr: I hate that fweaking marshmellow!
Senor Cardgage: My last name is tremendous savings, ms. america
Author:  PizzaTrophy [ Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:31 am ]
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Here are the four in no particular order:

SEEEE! SEEEE! That's the sound that eyeballs make.
Thankyou for adding a step to my Halloween process.
Before I drink a tall slice of marmalade I eat lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean, Fluffy Puffys.
Let's have a marriage. Let's have a marriage licence.

And #1 goes to....!!!
1: Excuse me, sir or madam. Are you in need of medical resistance?
Author:  SuperNova [ Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:40 pm ]
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1. (Announcer)- I uhhhh... I dont even know what a poopaw is.

2. :sad: - Whats the phrase that pays and plays for days, its numbitty 902 the suurge!

3. :sb: -Screw all yall'

4. :sb: - Youre a girl, or maybe a wagon, filled up with pancakes

5. :hr: - And someones a-gwabbin my butt.
Author:  That Cinnamon Thing [ Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:58 pm ]
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this is all types of homestar...1936...20X6...Hey! You never said i couldnt do different times!

5: THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!!!( bug in mouth deisese )
4:Hey stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy!But I wanna be the guy too!( Pan-Pan: Prang prang prang prang- BOOM! ) * gets squished by pan-pan * 20X6 vers. ( sb email japenese cartoon )
3:I wanna be the guy too! ( high voice ) ( Stinkoman game )
2:I play a mean worsh bored! ( plays bored that says " Worsh it!" ) ( 20X6 vs 1936 )
1: Well folks..you know what dat means! Now I'll do a dance! ( 20X6 vs 1936 )
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