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Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:30 pm ]
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:sb: 20
:sm: 25
:sad: 18
:cheat: 17
:bubs: 47
:coachz: 40
:hr: 19
:marzi: 19
:pom: 20
:kot: 68
:poop: 59
:homsar: 45
:trogdor: 1000
:ehsteve: 2, crazy cartoon came out 2 years ago and eh steve was invented then and he's a cartoon

Author:  Mr.Bland [ Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:23 am ]
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Wow. This is going to keep me thinking

:bubs: = 39
:coachz: = 38
:sm: = 29
:sb: = 17-19
:hr: = 17-19
:sad: = 15-16
:marzi: = 19
:pom: = 22
:kot: = 37-40
:cheatgrin: = 20
:poop: =???
:homsar: =???

Author:  Trog-dork [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:21 pm ]
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Here's what I think:

Strong Bad is 25, (that's a conservative estimate since he seemed to be doing a lot of stuff in 1987)

Strong Sad is 16,

Strong Mad is 26,

The Cheat is 15,

Homestar is 24,

Marzipan is 27,

Pom Pom is 21,

Coach Z is 35,

Bubs is 32,

The King of Town is 48,

The Poopsmith is 29,

Homsar is 12,

Senor Cardgage is 49.

Author:  Homester Runna [ Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:42 pm ]
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Makes more sense that the cheat be 7 in human years and 21 in cheatite years ( made up race type thing for the cheat) since (7 * 3 =21)
which would say that cheat years are triple human years and i shall call this factor of age the cheatite factor but since its gotta be like 10 12 then it should be like 30-36 seems kinda old but almost at 30 so he could smoke and be a dj just by saying in cheat language or whatever that he would be 40 sum adding 10 years so he could nessesarly fake the age and tell people hes one of the little people (but how does he get away with being spotted yellow)
as for the KOT hes gotta be like 60 and homesar a crazy 80 year old guy
the brothers strong
sad: 16 most likely
bad: 21 since he is the middle child who can drink cold ones
mad: 25-30 but you cant actully tell since he looks more like a high schooler

Author:  Wigeon [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:47 am ]
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Homestar 20
Marzipan 19
Strong Bad 22
Pom Pom 20
Strong Mad 25
Strong Sad 18
The Cheat 7
Coach Z 41
Bubs 46
Tke KOT 78
The Poopsmith: A lot
Homsar 80

Author:  Metallic [ Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:53 pm ]
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CHARACTER: = Estimated Age

:hr: = 23
:marzi: = 21
:coachz: = 31
:pom: = 26
:bubs: = 47
:kot: = 63
:poop: = 42?
:homsar: = 23
:trogdor: = 1000+
:sb: = 28 (Only because his voice is made raspy, so he has to be older)
:sm: = 35
:sad: = 23
:cheat: = 19 (He smokes cigarretes...I doubt TBC would make him 8)
:cheatgrin:(Gold Tooth) = Has to be around 10

Author:  1 up runner [ Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  timeline

:hr: 18
Coach Z: 43 (He looks the same in the email "stand-up" where strong bad is little)
The Cheat: 16 (He's seems too interested in girls to be just a toddler...not to mention he gets along with strong bad, who does not like children...)
Marzipan: 17
Strong Bad: 20
Pom Pom: 22
Strong Sad: 16
Bubs: 40
The Poopsmith: 1,000,000 (haha...he seems like a million years old doesn't he?)
The King of Town: 71
Homsar: Completely unpredictable in my opinion. He's either way stupider than the other characters, or way smarter. He could be a kid, or as old as the King. I say it's unpredictable, like him.

Just to throw 1-up in:

1-up: 12

Author:  1 up runner [ Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  sorry

Sorry, in my last post, I forgot the big guy.

Strong mad: 26

Author:  Lunar Jesty [ Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: sorry

1 up runner wrote:
Sorry, in my last post, I forgot the big guy.

Strong mad: 26


Please don't double post. Just edit your last post to include the missed info.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:09 pm ]
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I have changed my answers.

Strong Bad: 18-23. (Old enough to know better, young enough to not care.)
Homestar: 18-23. (I think that Homestar's about the same age as Strong Bad, but a lot stupider.)
Pom-Pom: 18-23. (Probably about Homestar's age, perhaps a bit older. I say this because they're such close friends, and at that age, I wouldn't think the age gap would be all that big.)
Marzipan: 18-23. (Again, I doubt the age gap would be that big, considering that they're boyfriend and girlfriend.)
Strong Mad: Probably around 25. (Older than Strong Bad.)
Strong Sad: 16-19. (This one depends on Strong Bad's age. Strong Bad's probably only a few years older than Strong Sad--probably about 3. Thus, if Strong Bad was 18, I'd say that Strong Sad would be around 16. If he was 20, I'd say that Strong Sad was 17 or 18.)
Coach Z: 42. (Duh. My reasons for choosing this one are obvious.)
Bubs: 40. (Bubs seems to be ever so slightly younger than Coach Z.)
King of Town: 55-80. (He's old.)
Poopsmith: Still older than time itself.
Homsar: 22 cups of mocha.
Senor Cardgage: 42.

Author:  Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:36 am ]
Post subject:  AGE'D!

Well, here's what I think, with some non-main characters thrown in for fun.

King of Town - 56
Senor Cardgage - 46
Poopsmith - something between 39 and 43 (if absence of hair made someone old, everyone would be old but Marzipan and the Cheat.)
Bubs - 37 (yeah, I think he's older than Coach Z. it's prolly his voice.)
the Wheelchair - 36
Coach Z - 34 (well, he's my fave, so I don't want him to be a pedophile, I guess.)
Eh! Steve - 26
Strong Mad - 25
Sherlock (the cowcopter) - 24
Pom Pom - 23
Marzipan - 22
Baby Styles - 22
Strong Bad - 22
Homestar Runner - 21 (yes, he's younger than Marzipan. maybe his birthday is later in the year.)
Homsar - elebendy-nixt, tooty-two, or maybe just 20 (slightly younger than Homestar)
Strong Sad - 19 (weird how everyone agrees he's in the 15-20 range)
Homeschool Winner - 17 (he was older than Homestar, but he's been cryogenically frozen for a few years.)
What's Her Face - 16 (the oldest of TGS)
The Ugly One - 16 (taking into account her recent b'grl brthdy)
So and So - 15 (olda than Cheerleader)
Cheerleader - 15
Ready For Primetime - 14 (but turning 15 vrry vrry soon)
the Goblin (the one who likes to dress up as Santa) - 9
The Cheat - 8 (blahblahCheatyearsblahblahblah)
Sterrance - 5 (he wasn't actually born, Strong Bad just imagined him. at five years old. yep.)
The Worm - 3
Gavin - 1. or maybe more. eh, he's immune to nyookulers anyway.
Marshie - immortal. he's what Cher, Dick Clark, and Gavin will eat when the rest of us are long dead.

The 20X6 characters are a little younger than their current counterparts, maybe by about six years.


EDITSKIT! So, as revealed in space program, my new guess is:
King of Town: 62

Author:  butt dance again [ Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:40 am ]
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:hr: 21
:sb: 19
:sm: 25
:sad: 16
:cheat: 10
:bubs: 30
:coachz: 49
:marzi: 20
:pom: 23
:kot: 149
:poop: 20
:homsar: 21
:trogdor: 1700
:ehsteve: 12

Author:  homestarspants [ Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:59 am ]
Post subject:  Character ages

Now that the KOT has claimed to be in his 60's, I've been wondering how old each character is. How old do you think each character is?

Author:  Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:59 pm ]
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APB'd!
:mrgreen: I'm so proud of me. Though I think I guessed wrong on the King's age in that topic - think I went for late 50s? Eh well. To the edit button, Batman!

Author:  The Noid [ Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:14 pm ]
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:hr: Around...22. Remember, he has to be old enough to drink.
:sb: Same I guess.
:sm: 27-28
:sad: 19-21
:cheat: Well, he smokes, so...I don't know, exactly.
:bubs: 43
:coachz: 41
:marzi: Around 21
:pom: 22
:kot: 64
:poop: 36
:homsar: 21

And there ya have it.

Author:  Crystallina [ Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:03 pm ]
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Already Posted Been'd?

Author:  That Cinnamon Thing [ Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:29 am ]
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:hr: 21
:marzi: 21
:sb: 21
:sm: 22
:sad: 18
:cheat: 21 ( cheat years )
:bubs: 45
:coachz: 41
:kot: 68
:pom: 20 ; 21
:poop: 92
:homsar: 19
:trogdor: : Ancient. Nuff' said.

Edit by Lunar Jesty: Never do that again.
Sorry. I will take it out......

Author:  Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:36 pm ]
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Crystallina wrote:
Already Posted Been'd?


Talk like Yoda I must. Prefer Doctor Who do I though.

Author:  atacheat [ Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:31 pm ]
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Homestar:21
Maripan:20
Strong Bad:21
Strong Mad:23
Strong Sad:19
Bubs:45
Coach Z:44
The Poopsmith:47
King of town:65
The Cheat:6

Author:  homestarspants [ Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:47 pm ]
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Trogdor is probably thousands of years old.

Author:  skinnyblondegirl [ Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:59 am ]
Post subject:  My opinion

Homestar Runner Around 18
Strong Bad 21
Strong Mad 25
Strong Sad 20
The Cheat 13 in cheat years
Bubs 50
Coach Z 45
Marzipan 20
Pom Pom 19
The King of Town 68
The Poopsmith 55
Homsar 33

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:52 am ]
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A'ight, I'll take a wack at this (I will only use the icon things because I'm sleepy)...

:sb: :26
:hr: :26
:sm: :28
:sad: :24
:cheat: :20
:bubs: :37
:coachz: :39
:marzi: :25
:pom: :26
:kot: :64
:poop: :49
:homsar: :23

Author:  DeathlyPallor [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:38 am ]
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:hr: 21
:sb: 21
:marzi: 19
:sm: 23
:sad: 19
:cheat: 18 (Since 1987... it's still 2005)
:bubs: 44
:coachz: 45
:pom: 24
:kot: 67
:homsar: Transcends the bounds of time??
:poop: 45
:ehsteve: Perhaps 2600+ years old due to the fact he looks like something that came out of a Ancient Greek ruin.
:trogdor: Can possibly be 1000...at least

Author:  Crystallina [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:54 pm ]
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Homestar: 21. Old enough to enjoy a cold one, but too young to know much better.
Pom Pom: 23. He seems older and more experienced.
Marzipan: 20. *shrugs*
Strong Bad: 22. He needs to be over 18 due to his prior arrests.
Strong Mad: 21. Just seems younger.
Strong Sad: 19. He's SB's baby brother.
Bubs: 33. Old enough to have settled down into a nice job.
Coach Z: 30. Coach Z is NOT THAT OLD! Come on! I know 20-year-olds who call themselves "old men", usually it starts in the late 20s. He doesn't even look that old, he doesn't have a beerbelly yet.
The Poopsmith: 51. He could be a bit older.
KoT: 64. He's in his sixties, right?
The Cheat: 14. A lot of The Cheat's antics remind me of that of a 14-year-old AOL kid. Except Teh C is much cuter.
Senor Cardgage: 44. This, dear friends, is what a creepy 40-year-old looks like.

Author:  ramrod [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:50 am ]
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Crystallina wrote:
Strong Bad: 22. He needs to be over 18 due to his prior arrests.
Strong Mad: 21. Just seems younger.
Wait wait wait, you're saying that Strong Mad is younger than Strong Bad? Strong Mad is the eldest of the Brothers Strong.

Author:  Crystallina [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:42 am ]
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Ah. Reverse those two then. Falling into the trap of 'I can't picture an older person with such limited communication skills.'

Author:  Twisted Imp [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:10 am ]
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Crystallina wrote:
Bubs: 33. Old enough to have settled down into a nice job.
Coach Z: 30. Coach Z is NOT THAT OLD! Come on! I know 20-year-olds who call themselves "old men", usually it starts in the late 20s. He doesn't even look that old, he doesn't have a beerbelly yet.


These two HAVE too be older than that.If you remember Coach Z was still an adult when Lil' Strong Bad was a kid.I'd mark the Coach down for 47.[/i]

Author:  Joker [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:37 am ]
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Okay, Here's my guess:

Homestar Runner: 19
Strong Bad: 27
The Cheat: 8 (In human years) 25 (In The Cheat years)
Strong Mad: 31
Strong Sad: 24
Pom Pom: 22
Marzipan: 21
Coach Z: 45
Bubs: 52
The King of Town: 69
The Poopsmith: 58
Homsar: 38
Senor Cardcage: 48
Trogdor: 1500
Rather Dashing: 28
Eh! Steve: 29

Author:  The country listener [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:07 am ]
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:hr: =20
:sb: =21
:sm: =26
:sad: 19
:cheat: =18
:bubs: =36
:coachz: =30
:marzi: =20
:pom: =21
:kot: =48
:poop: =61
:homsar: =A pie's worth :p
:trogdor: -5000
:ehsteve: =2

Author:  Jello B. [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:08 am ]
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:hr: = ageless
:sb: = ageless
:sm: = ageless
:sad: = ageless
:cheat: = ageless
:bubs: = ageless
:coachz: = ageless
:marzi: = ageless
:pom: = ageless
:kot: = ageless, yet old
:poop: = ageless
:homsar: = ageless

So, yeah. That sums up my thoughts on the whole thing.

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