I've always noticed that the ages and pasts of the characters are never confirmed in any of the episodes, so I made my own for fun.
23-Just out of high school as track and baseball star and moves into town to find an old girlfriend
23-Also just out of high school, but was the greenie of her class. Tried College to be a teacher but found it to eco-unfriendly and moved to an eco-friendly town her dad rules.
23-Exchange student since freshman year from Pom Island at HSR and Marzipan's high school. Lived at the Runner's residence and became best buds with Homestar
29-Childhood unknown, but probably from the Detroit Ghettos. Started drug dealing as a teenager with gangs and landed in jail with his jail mate Zeke. Zeke annd Bubs bail out with some "friends" and escape to Freecountry.
27- From the Midwest Detroit Ghettos, Zeke gets involved with gangs and starts making money from "coaching" his gang friends in fighting (hence his street name Coach Z). Multiple troubles and trials with the gang life had left him mentally ill as he lands into jail with prison mate, Bubs.
Unknown-Found in an egg by Strong Bad and Homestar.
25-Once a very strong and smart wrestler from the same high school and HSR, Marzipan, and Pom Pom, a house fire caused him severe brain damage as a wooden beam gave Manolo severe cerebral hemmorage, and nearly died, now taken care of by his younger brothers.
23-Once a very good looking guy in the same high school and partner wrestler with his older brother, a house fire left half of Raymundo's face charred, and now wears a mask so conceal his blemish.
19-The youngest and happiest of all the family, the house fire killed the oldest sister (Strong Glad) and parents, leaving him perpetually depressed due to the fact Simon accidentally started the house fire.
57-Marzipan's Dad is a mentally ill man who is the mayor of his town, although he believes himself to be the king. Samuel also believes he has "special powers" and needs to keep eating in order to keep them.
42-Unemployed and used to working with pigs on a farm, the King of Town hired Shane since the K.O.T. realized the toilets no more were gonna do any good.
24- Raised by a cup of coffee, he has an extremely high IQ and no one can understand him due to his overintelligence.
The Girls and Gregs are all 17.
The other characters haven't been made up yet.
.....Ok, anyone want to change or add????? It's all free game