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3X7
Over 600
Younger than his current-time counterpart.
Old Timey Strong Bad: In his 30s

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That would make him 21, since 3X7 = 21.

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By 3X7, I meant Three hundred and Exty-Seven

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The financial aid office
is closed on Tuesdays
and steer clear of the beef stroganov at the dining hall.

" Oh, yeah. I feel at least 10 years younger. Time to go relate to some 18–24 year olds! "

Mainly from that quote, from the email "looking old", I think he's somewhere around late 20s, early 30s. And I've just always thought something like that.

I think:
= 20
= 28
= 30
= 25
= Meh!
= 40
= 37
= 21
= 25
= 48
= 45
=DAaaaAAAAaa!
= Eh, Seve!

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Does it matter? In the approximately ten or so years that HomestarRunner.com has been online, none of the characters has grown older. Remember, in cartoon physics, time passes by only when it is a funny gag.

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i think that...
20
25
16
30
18
27
20
36
48
63
75
15

ok, ok, ok. i know that the characters arent suposed to age, but some of the characters voices changed over time. personaly, H*R looked much younger when the website was first released (marshmallows last stand). then later in jumping jack contest, he looked and sound to be in his early teens, 13-15 (hes also slightly more pudgey than his current form).

anyways, in conclusion (current):
22
25
30
20
5 (which should make him in his mid 20's to 30's in The Cheat years)
45
42
22, maby 23
23-24
mid 60's
mid 50's
honestly dont know, maby in his 30's

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How old do you think the characters are?
- Around 18-25, I don't know, it's hard to tell with Homestar
- The same age as Homestar, maybe older. if I had to guess, 24
- 30-35 I really have no idea, but judging by the fact that SM was a teenager when Strong Bad was around eight and Strong Sad was around 6 he's a lot older than both of them.
- In the email "Looking Old" Strong Bad said at the end that he was, "Gonna go relate to some 18-24 year olds", then he goes up to Strong Sad; that means that he's 18 to 24 years old, but if I had to guess, I guess 22
- 3 years old in people years, which is around 25 in 'human' years. I don't know actually XD
- In his forties, I'm guessing his late forties, while would be in his early forties.
- I always imagined her a lot older than Homestar, so 30s? I don't really care about Marzipan though.
- o_o He's not even "human", but if I had to guess, in human years of course, in his 20s.
- Old man
- Um, 30s? It's really, really hard to tell.
- Over a million lightyears.
- 50s, no exceptions. It makes him creepier.
- 7 years old

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Marizpan is at least a couple years younger than homestar and strong bad. i tihnk she and strong sad would be about the same. the cheat is the youngest, considering he hatched from an egg of fishsticks while everyone was already around, though maybe in the teenage range. strong mad is about 6-7 years older than strong bad. coach Z was in the prime of his dating year in 1974, and sporting a heinous moustache, so he's probably over 40, and bubs is reaching 50.

Obvious issues are the various lies strong bad tells to make emails interesting, and the agelessness of them. this is based off personality mainly, as well as their interactions with each other (eg. strong bad tends to treat pom pom as older and cooler, and homestar as younger and lamer, also Bubs treats even coach Z as a young whippersnapper on occassion)

To recap:

23
24
32
21
13 human standard
52
47
20
25-35
61 seems like a good bet
35-70
a solid 1,829,347 Gleams

20-29
20-29, slightly older than Homestar
35-39
19-23, slightly younger than Homestar
5 in "The Cheat" years, 20 in human years
30-39
30-39, slightly younger than Bubs
20-29
20-25
60-80
40-50
20X6
7 in dragon years, 700 in human years
20X5
50-100
19-23, slightly younger than Strong Bad.

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Everyone is doing the main characters, so I decided to use other characters. Oh, and the old timey character's ages are when the cartoons took place. They're probally all dead by now, anyway.
The homestar runner:12
Old timey marizipan:9
Old timey strong bad:36
sickly sam:227
Senor Cardgage:67 (He was an adult when the Brothers Strong were kids, so it fits.)
Strong Man:42
The sneak:8
The Kaiser:As old as the earth itself. (He IS the ruler of hell, after all.)
The Demon:Read above
Fort Wayne Locomotive:36
Old Timey Bubs:58
Fat Dudley:28
Mr. Bland:36
Senor:32
The Robot:8
The Announcer:48
Nebulon:3 (I personally believe he is a baby of whatever species he is.)
Marshie:7
Mr Shmallow:32
The Little Chef Guy:28
The Blacksmith:41
The Hornblower:35
The Cleric:31
Stinkoman:17
1-up:13
Pan Pan:6
Cheatball:3
Peacey P:38
All Members of the Teen Girl Squad:14
Arrowed guy:43

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Fun! I love over-annalizing things. Strong Bad reminds me of a lot of geeks in their 20s & 30s who still live with their moms, & that a lot of people wait years to go to college after graduating highschool. I'm also positive that Marzipan is much older that Homestar. have mental disabilities, but I'm not going to vote them any younger for it.

UNDER THE HILL:
3-6 in Cheat years. (Dilinquent teenager with DJ gig)
17-27. (Emo before there was Emo)
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ON THE HILL:
21-31. (Jock, still in special ed, does part-time jobs).
21-31. (Typical geek, parasyte single, part-timer).
23-33. (Probably runs his own business, becides owning a club).
26-36. (Teaches special ed, politically active).
28-38. (Likely born with Downs Syndrome or something).
33-43. (Hermit, mentally out of touch with reality).
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OVER THRE HILL:
43-53. (The old guy who likes younger women & tries to be hip & trendy).
43-53. (Crafy businessman or swindling jipster?).
61-71. (Unhealthiest guy in town, but hardly the oldest).
70-80. (Hobo with Alzheimer's, arthritis, & you name it).
79-89. (Old, slow, quiet, won't retire, can't connect to younger people).

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I wanted to add "balding," but like, most of the characters are bald.

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Light-years measure distance.

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Which is only further proof of the type character that Homsar is!

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Coach Z: 45
Bubs: 47
Pom Pom: 23
King of Town: 61
Homestar: 22
Strong Bad: 26
Strong Sad: 18
Strong Mad: 34
Marzipan: 23
Poopsmith: 1000?
The Cheat: 15
Homsar: 36
Senor Cardgage: 49
Trogdor: 8 (duh!)

Homestar: 23
Strong Bad: 25
Strong Mad: 29
Strong Sad: 20
The Cheat: Doesn't really matter IMO
Bubs: 45
Coach Z: 40
Marzipan: 24
Pom-Pom: 25
KoT: 55
Poopsmith: 60
Homsar: 35
Senor Cardgage: 45

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My Guess:

26
28
30
24
20
50
47
26
28
63
51
48

What the wiki says:

40s or 50s
see above
mid-late 20s
see above
see above once again.
Late 20s or early 30s,
Early 20s,
Mid-late 20s
20s in people years
60s
Teen Girl Squad: 13-19
8
8

The age thing is one of the reasons "Regular Show" reminds me of Homestar; if I hadn't read on the Wiki that everyone in the show was 20 or older, I would have guessed it.


If you had asked me years ago, I would have guessed that Homestar & Strong Bad were both still in Highschool.

Actually, this topic was created in 04. Looking back through the posts, I seem to have responded to this topic in 3 different years.

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Well, in terms of the Girls, I would say that...

CHEERLEADER: 15
SO AND SO: 15
WHAT'S HER FACE: 17
THE UGLY ONE: 16

The reason I put Cheerleader and So and So at 15 seems to be that they seem to be the youngest and are about the same age (at least that's how they are supposedly in Issue 5, Cheerleader's argument notwithstanding).

And in Issue 10, The Ugly One is someteen years old, but it supposedly sounds like it's supposed to be 16, so I put that as a guess. And What's Her Face has had her license for about a year, in Issue 9, so I think she would have to be at least 17.

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Is that a reference to "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"?

I made a replica of Old-Timey out of a board! By the time I'm 24 this'll be worth a 4chan! Im only 8!

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Well we know that the main characters were a younger age at some point... according to the Highschool sbemail... but guessing all of that took place some time (prolly 5-90 years) before the first cartoon.. they're at least in their mid 20s to 90s.. But. Also given that each character has had multiple versions and changes in physical makeup (according to the 10-90 year old flashback books about the beginning of HR and SB's relationship), It's hard to say when exactly that happened, because MAYBE during the high school years, they were just changing versions. Also, there have obviously been liddle kiddie versions of Graw mad, The ghost of Christmas suck, and SB.. but as for HR... I think he just landed there off a comet of some sort... approximately the same years as the rest headed toward "highschool"... Anyway.. So I just got tired of writing this so... They're probably at least 7 years old. At. LEAST.

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Say 's age in pom years is PP.
How much is PP?

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They r possibly 8th graders

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Um...no they're not. Why do you think they went to a JUNIOR prom? Hint hint

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