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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:45 pm 
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I think none of the charictoress should age.

But if you think they do you should draw a picture of them

see what they look like in old age.


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Alright, these are my opinions, accompanied with why I think them...

Homestar: 19. He attends CGNU (which, for the sake of this conversation, is considered a real college) but, unless I'm mistaken, he's never been seen drinking a Cold One.

Pom Pom: 21. Since we can only assume that Coach Z works for CGNU, Pom Pom must be in college as he's been seen playing on Coach Z's field on more than one occasion, but he is definitely more advanced than Homestar.

Strong Bad: 24. Obviously older than Homestar, as he is the Dean of CGNU, and he can buy Cold Ones, but he's not that much older than Homestar.

Marzipan: 18. The teens are the rebellious stage. Everyone knows that. It doesn't seem so unlikely that Marzipan's form of rebellion is becoming a vegetarian hippy to rebel against the meat eaters.

Strong Mad: 26. As stated many times, he's older than Strong Bad, but obviously, due to the way he is treated, isn't so old that he has total authority over him.

Strong Sad: 17. Doesn't seem to be in college, but is very well read and, as I've stated, the teens are the age of change, so he took on a depressed personality

Coach Z: 43. Obviously older than any other character mentioned above, and since he is familiar with most, if not all, of the old school rappers, he seems around 43

Bubs: 46. Seems to be around the same age as Coach Z, and is a self made man, but he seems to be older because he seems to intimidate him (see SBEmail 121)

The King of Town: 64. Obvious reasons

The Poopsmith: 59. Balding, grey hair. Need I say more?

The Cheat: 21. (In Cheat years) for reasons mentioned in previous posts

Homsar: ---. As stated above, if Homsar can defy the laws of gravity and physics, it can only be said that he is some celestial being with an infinite age.


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Homestar has been seen with a cold one In the Theme song video so I guess he would be older that 21 but he could still be going to collage. The rest of the ages sound okay except Marzipan now she has to be a little older to be "going out" with Homestar

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The rest of the ages sound okay except Marzipan now she has to be a little older to be "going out" with Homestar



I don't see why. Even if he's 21, that's only 3 years difference. As you get older, the age gap decreases.


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It would seem weird (to me) to see a girl just out of high school going out with a collage seinor.

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I did it, why can't Marzipan? Anyway, I agree with Nevrmore on all counts except Homestar - I think he's a little older, maybe 21 or 22.

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The Stolker wrote:
It would seem weird (to me) to see a girl just out of high school going out with a collage seinor.



When my parents married, my mom was 17 and my dad was 27. That means that when my dad graduated High School, my mom was in the third grade. A girl dating someone barely 3 years older than her is not weird.


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Let's see here... my guesses are...

Homestar Runner: 20
Strong Bad: 26
Strong Mad: 30
Strong Sad: 19
Bubs: 45
Coach Z: 37
KOT: 63
Pom-Pom: 25
Marzipan: 23


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:27 pm 
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This is roughly what I think...

:hr: 19

:sb: 23

:sm: 26

:sad: 16

:cheat: {in human years}7{cheat years}21

:bubs: 47

:coachz: 43

:marzi: 19

:pom: 20

:kot: 63

:poop: 55 or 3000

:homsar: 26

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But guys, except for like, probably PomPom, there's no way to prove how old the characters are. But um... anyways, Sénor Cardgadge (Correct me if I spelled it wrong) is probably like, 80. Hahaha

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I feel required to age the charachters because as we like them they are timeless.

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I haven't checked the Cheat's secret identity lately, but isn't the Swedish miner like 45 years old?

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I haven't checked the Cheat's secret identity lately, but isn't the Swedish miner like 45 years old?


Yeah, but that's his fake ID.

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:cheat: Uhhhh... sorry if someond said this already.. but... the cheat would have to be at least 18 to smoke. (But he does have a fake ID) :cheatgrin:

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:cheat: Uhhhh... sorry if someond said this already.. but... the cheat would have to be at least 18 to smoke. (But he does have a fake ID) :cheatgrin:

Yeah, I can't really see the Cheat respecting age restrictions


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I think Homestar is more like 16 or 17 because his football team looks like High School. And "Baby Strong Sad" is not 18. He just acts like it.

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Okay, okay, okay. I don't get why you guys put that You thinks that The Poopsmith and Homsar are like 1000 years old, because that defies age. Although, Hosmar defies gravity, and laws of physics, so, um, why couldn't he defy age too? anyways, I think they are as follows....

:hr: : 22
:marzi: : 20
:pom: : 24
:sb: : 25
:sm: : 29
:sad: : 18
:cheat: : Unknown mostly, on his fake ID he's like, 45, but i think he's 21.(in Cheat years, of course..)
:bubs: : 44
:coachz: : 46 (yes, I think coach Z is older than Bubs)
:kot: : 60
:poop: : ??? You can't tell with that guy. But maybe in his.. 50's, say..?
:homsar: : Unknown. There is NO way you can tell this guy's age. I'm serious. He defies gravity, and the laws of physics.. and he just baffles me.


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They vary from toon to toon, but...

:hr: = 20 (Just immature)
:sb: =20
:marzi: = 20 (Not beatin around the bush with this.)
:sad: = 18/19 (Meh. Smart and cultured)
:cheatgrin: 22 (Kinda more mature that Strongo Bado)
:sm: = 25/30
:pom: = 20
:coachz: = 45
:bubs: = 48
:kot: 76
:poop: = 96
:homsar: = 15 (Just seems like Homestar's younger bro to me)
Homeschool= 25 (Older Bro)
:trogdor: =100000000000000 (Like, can't die.)

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Have I already posted here? I may have. Well, anyways, here's how I see it now.

:hr: = 24 (19 in 2000): he'd be an adult in 2000, but not far from being a teenager
:sb: = 25 (20 in 2000): he seems to me to be a bit older than Homestar
:sm: = 30 (25 in 2000): he's older than SB, and it's basically a hunch
:sad: = 23 (18 in 2000): he had to be an adult in 2000, since he's able to search for the Yello Dello, but he's younger than Homestar)
:cheat: = Hmm... 12 (7 in 2000): If Homestar was 12 in "Strong Bad Meets The Homestar Runner", then The Cheat hatched in 1993
:bubs: = 46 (41 in 2000): I estimate Coach Z to have been 26 in 1986 (in Li'l Strong Bad's stand-up comedy), and Bubs to be a year older
:coachz: = 45 (40 in 2000): As I said, Coach Z would've been 26 in 1986, judging by his hair. So he likes really younger women.
:marzi: = 24 (19 in 2000): Homestar's age
:pom: = 24 (19 in 2000): Homestar's age
:kot: = 66 (61 in 2000): It just seemed right.
:poop: = 58 (53 in 2000): This is judging by his thinning hair
:homsar: = 83 (79 in 2001): I stand by my opinion that Homsar is Homestar's senile grandfather

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I've been wondering about this for a while. I just want to know what other people think.

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He seems to be in his early twenties to me. Its hard to tell with his incredible shortness. He seems to be like somebody who just got out of college or something.

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Somewhere in his 20's probably. I mean, he's old enough to drink, so he has to be at least 21.

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Probably 21 or 22. 25 at most.

While we're at it, how old do you think the other characters are?

My guesses:

Strong Bad: 20-25
Homestar: 18-25
Marzipan: 18-25
Pom Pom: 18-25
Coach Z: 40-50
Bubs: 40-50
Strong Mad: 27-30
Strong Sad: 16-18 (younger than Homestar/Marzipan/Pom Pom)
The Cheat: 1-7
King of Town: 60-100
Poopsmith: Older than time itself
Homsar: ???

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I'd place him in the 20-25 range. He's gotta be old enough to enjoy those cold ones!

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Strong Sad: 16-18 (younger than Homestar/Marzipan/Pom Pom)

I don't know if SS is that young. I thought that SS and SB were around the same age, maybe a year difference.

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I'd say Strong Sad was nineteen or twenty. Still kinda naive. Then again so is homestar. Oh well I don't care. I think everything else is all right. I laughed out loud when I saw you put the poopsmith as older than time itself.

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Well, the guy has only 4 hairs...and they're all gray. He HAS to be old.

I'd also say that Strong Sad's either below college age or above it. He seems like the kind of guy who'd go to college to me.

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He seems like he is 16-19.

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I think he's aroind 19-21. It seems just about right. Old enough to do somethings, but still young enough to be immature.

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