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Not a kid or an old person (as said in monster truck). he seems to be mysteriously 22 to me though.

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Well, all indications are Strong Bad pretty much had to have been a child of the 80's, so I'd be incredibly surprised if TBC really intended him to be under 20 - I'd probably guess he's around 23 if not older, while Strong Mad might be around 25, and Strong Sad about 18 or 19. Though I'm almost positive we've had a thread about the ages of the characters before.

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Well, since I missed this thread the first time around:

Homestar Runner: 19
Strong Bad: 23
Strong Mad: 25
Strong Sad: 18
The Cheat: 12 (I know he'd have to be 21 for stuff that requires an ID, but remember his fake one)
Bubs: 48
Coach Z: 42
Marzipan: 19
Pom Pom: 18
The King Of Town: 61
The Poopsmith: 64
Homsar: ageless

What I'm wondering is if the H*R characters ever actually age or not. Judging by the last two or three years of the site, they don't seem to, but they all seem noticeably younger in something like A Jumping Jack Contest.

And... merged.

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Why does Bubs have to be older than the rest?

i think the ages don't apply..they act like children-civilized(and of course, children are so uncivilized, right?) But they live like...they'e i guess...like in college....or such...you can't really put an age on them..ages are obsolete in the HR world...how can you look at pompom..and say something like '18!'....no no no..wrong...DTP strikes the bullseye of right, yet again..but don't feel bad.,..you may get your chances at the high life..

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Their ages can't be translated into our scale of time. If that's ever possible, we'll all have our own The Cheats.

Also, I'd say that while they did age up to a certain point, time basically stopped when the current art style was adopted. The Simpsons works very much the same way. The characters aged in season 1, but haven't since despite all the birthday/holiday episodes.

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The Cheat is so a cow!!! A Scandinavian miner cow!!!

I've only gotten as far as WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE?
I do think the characters are each supposed to fit into certain agegroups based on their behavior.

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I think it's best to not worry about ages for the characters. Aside from the KOT being old it isn't a part of the storyline.

Homsar especially, he's just an entity. Trying to put an age on him is impossible.

Homestar- 18
Strong Bad- 21
Strong Mad- 26
Strong Sad- 17
Teh Cheat- 5 (18 in cheat years)
Bubs- 38
Coach Z- 34
Marzipan- 20
Pom Pom- 28
KOT- 87
Poop Smith- The master of time and space does not need an age.
Homsar- "Sporkikle", a number so large that it would take you 1,000,000 lifetimes to even begin to begin to begin to begin to begin to begin to comprehend its amount.

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Homestar: 24
Pom Pom: 24
Strong Bad: 26
Strong Mad: 29
Strong Sad: 19
Marzipan: 23(on the verge of 24)
KOT:65
Poopsmith:51
Coach Z: 42
Bubs: 45
Homsar: 36
The Cheat: 23(you have to 18+ to smoke!)

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I'll take your advice.
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Strong Bad's probably more than one year older than Strong Sad because he remembers Strong Sad as a baby. I also think you're choosing some pretty young ages except for the King of Town and the Poopsmith.

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= 16

= 17

= 34

= 39

= 78

= 17

= 54

= 23

= 19

24

= 9

= 13

= 573

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You can not put an age on these characters. They are immortal and have no age for all I say.

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Wait a minute, I know the ages of the characters.

Homestar: 8
Pom Pom: 8
Strong Bad: 8
The Cheat: 8
Strong Mad: 5?
Strong Sad: 5?
Coach Z: 5
Bubs: 5
King of town: 5
Poopsmith: 5
Homsar: 4

I'm pretty sure that's how old everybody is.

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Coach Z and Bubs are 5? How can they have jobs?

And Strong Mad is supposed to be older than Strong Bad!

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In the SBemail "Army", homestar calls the cheat a "yellow dog". dog years are 7 per each human year, so, 21 * 7.....147...... or 7 * 7 would be 49..... so the cheat is either 147 or 49.........

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Dude i totally thought was like 12-13

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Black Metal actually gives the most accurate ages. Think about them carefully.

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Makes perfect sence!

seriously!

Homestar, Pom Pom, The Cheat and Strong Bad where introduced at the same time. "Homestar runner enters the strongest man in the world contest"

Homsar's the youngest, he was introduced in a Sbemail.

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Well, I once asked a ouija board how old Strong Bad was and it said 24. And I believe it. Of course, then it would kinda be illegal for me to date him.....oh well. I still don't think they age at all, though. They're just at one certain age for the rest of eternity.

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To paraphrase Yoda, "Age matters not."

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I don't think Coach Z is 40...I know a bunch of 20-30 year olds who jokingly call themselves old. I'd put him in his late 20s.

see...from my experience with other friend's siblings, Strong Mad is not too different than Strong Bad because they are pretty nice to each other. Strong Sad and Strong Sad, however is alot of difference.

25
27
19

off to the next few...
TC is a big mystery...cause he's punky and smart...*sigh*

around the 20's

Homestar is stupid and hated by Strong Bad... so he's a little younger than SB

24

bubs is pretty close to Z cause they hang out together...it's pretty weird for an adult to go to a college and if he can run a business...

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27?

pom pom is young and smart and he is about homstar's age...all his girl friends...very young...almost illegal...

23

Marzipan is younger than homestar...obviously

22

KoT is OOOOOLD! heh, santa clause. almost Poopie's age maybe older...

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poopie is younger than KoT but his baldiness is obvious.

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capt. gravy is senile indeed...very senile.

23

that's it.

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I think they're all in their late 20s, early 30s with a little variation in the ages. Makes since that the creators would make characters their own ages.

HELLO?!?!?!?!


,:sb: , , and :all early 20's
and :both late 20's
and :both late 30's
and :both are just.. old
:about 18, 19.
and :well, he's a pet. It's just something you can't really pin down.


I always thought that Strong Sad was about the same age as everyone else, but he's the only one with the teenaged depression phase type thing, and still has some of his baby fat

= 20 - 23 (with Strong Mad being the oldest)

= 17 - 19

= late 20's - early 30's

= late 50's - 60's

= 70's - 100

= ???

= I believe that The Cheat ages differently than the other characters, so I'd say he's about 10 in The Cheat years, but at least 21 in human years

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