Favorite Strong Bad Insult

homestarman17 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:23 pm

Well? Mine is "You're fat!" to the king of town. He just says it so randomly I crack up everytime I watch "labor day".

PizzaTrophy · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:07 am

Can't beat an old classic:
Even the crap in your brains has crap for brains

Upset_Your_Balance · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:22 am

More like you write a book about comeback jokes, nerd!

Whenever someone makes a thread like this, I can never think of any of my favorites, even though if I were watching a bunch of SBEmails, I'd see several instances of great Strong Bad insults.

StrongCanada · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:37 am

I usually use, "Listen meatball face...head...butt!"

Upset_Your_Balance · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:45 am

His insults to Anonymous were pretty good.

DanBo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:07 am

Upset_Your_Balance wrote:

His insults to Anonymous were pretty good.

By far, you are correct!

"Hey annony! Why don't you write a poem and not attribute it to yourseeellllfff?!"

Marshmallow Roast · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:51 am

I obviously agree with Skee. That is quite possibly the best Strong Bad insult ever. No foolin'.

MrsCommanderson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:51 pm **Posts:** 71

Upset_Your_Balance wrote:

His insults to Anonymous were pretty good.

Yup. And the insult to his parents.

"HEY MR. AND MRS. CONTRIBUTOR! Way to name your kid!"

Unknown · **Joined:** Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:42 pm **Posts:** 32

Trying to get toher people to post insults so you don't have to think yourself?

Why you lazy crap for crap!

OK, seriously, did Strong Bad ever say that, because I remember it and it pwns o.o

Black Metal · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:28 pm

His insults to Steve/Watered Down/porplemontage were the best. He's had a lot of good insults, though.

Markie · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:33 am

MrsCommanderson wrote:

Upset_Your_Balance wrote:

His insults to Anonymous were pretty good.

Yup. And the insult to his parents.

"HEY MR. AND MRS. CONTRIBUTOR! Way to name your kid!"

That, and a few others:

-Strong Bad calling Homestar "Lionel Richie" in Homestar's Char. Video
-"Biggest Waste of Dump" record at Strong Sad (though I'm not sure that would count as Strong Bad saying it

Shishu Hiwatari · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:53 am

Oh man. There are so many.

I thinks it's been entirely too long since you consulted your M.L.A. handbook!
Uh, no wait, I lied. I nor anyone else have ever heard of DJ Smoldyface
Screw all y'all
Yeah that sucks (from the bet)
So....you're still dressed as a ship's captain.

Total pawnage, SB.

iKipapa · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:19 am

My favorite is how he calls Strong Sad "dumpus."
But, I also like, "Listen meatball face...head...butt!"

Erekrose · **Joined:** Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:54 am **Posts:** 120

Shishu Hiwatari wrote:

I thinks it's been entirely too long since you consulted your M.L.A. handbook!

That one's my very favourite. I'm such a grammar nazi. :mrgreen:

I also love the ones he shouted at Anonymous.

Shishu Hiwatari · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:54 am

erekrose wrote:

Shishu Hiwatari wrote:

I thinks it's been entirely too long since you consulted your M.L.A. handbook!

That one's my very favourite. I'm such a grammar nazi. :mrgreen:

I also love the ones he shouted at Anonymous.

I HAVE the M.L.A. Handbook XD

Upset_Your_Balance · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:32 am

how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina

Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?

~from the DVD email "E-Mail Birds"

SwissCakeRolls · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:58 am

Gaaa! Exactly what I was gonna say. I love that one.

It's hard for me to think of certain things I thought were funny unless I watch them. I dunno why.

The worst Strong Bad insult would totally be "Well, Dan, you big, dumb moron.." From 'Autobiography'.

Upset_Your_Balance · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:06 am

That one was funny because Strong Bad wanted to insult Dan but couldn't because his email was solid, and yet he did anyway.

Russdawg · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:39 am

My favorite strong bad insult is actually the entire japanese cartoon sbemail. They did such a good job of making fun of anime (don't get me wrong, though, anime is tite, word serious)

Shishu Hiwatari · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:10 pm

Russdawg wrote:

My favorite strong bad insult is actually the entire japanese cartoon sbemail. They did such a good job of making fun of anime (don't get me wrong, though, anime is tite, word serious)

They even managed to slip in a DBZ reference. Without any mention of constapation

ModestlyHotGirl · **Posted:** Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:35 pm

Yeah, I have to agree with Black Metal in that my favourite insults were hurled at our very own porplemontage.

"Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly, and I talk like this! And your name is Watered Down!"

I love his voice in that part.

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

Black Metal wrote:

His insults to Steve/Watered Down/porplemontage were the best. He's had a lot of good insults, though.

Yeah, those were hilarious.

Ath-a-late · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:50 am

*sigh* So, so many good ones. My favorite one is:

"What is this crap?! What are you, a dentist? Or a hippie? Or some kind of hippie dentist?!"
-- from the House that Gave Sucky Treats

mibluvr13 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:52 am

These aren't really insults, but they are threats.

I'll relegate your face to a...bloody pulp!
-Experimental Film

You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that. You know... 'cause I'm gonna hit you...and you'll need the ice cream to... stop the swelling.
-island

Pauses are always funny!

Crystallina · **Posted:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:01 am

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!

STRONG BAD: You sure do, stupid.

Thejump · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:49 am

I like the one when he talks about The Cheat: hes like a cheese...or an anvil

Trog-dork · **Joined:** Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:56 am **Posts:** 95

I like "Well, maybe to you, but.... you're.... a butt"

SwissCakeRolls · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:03 pm

Yeah, that's a good one.

HippityHomsar · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:38 pm **Posts:** 176

"Not today, McDorkel", I've actually said before. Same with calling people "dumpus".

I think the best one he ever threw at anyone was "Oh, you mean like, strong = stong? You seem to like that one a lot. Or how about matt = DELETED!" [MATT!]

Da Chort · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:33 pm

I like the one from trogdorcon " Because your a but" :sb:

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