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if homestar and marzipan got married, what do you think the child would look like

no hands of course, he/she would have marzipans stick head but with homestars jaw, 's brains, 's blond hair, and 's legs and feet (with pants)

even if they did get married, I dont think TBC would want to have a whole thing on Marzipans pregnancy.

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They're never gonna get married, because then the shark would be jumped.

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They're not gonna have married because what Shopiom just said is true. It'd kinda destroy their characters. I mean, they even have a joke about them breaking up all the time.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

If "Family Resemblance" is any indication, something like this:

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Yeah, exactly. Besides, TBC themselves said that when H*R and Marzi have a kid, then they would have officially jumped the shark.

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It woudl nbever happen, but there was a forum game about creating what a child of Marzipan and Homestar would look like. I won 2nd place! Beat that, foo'!

It'd look like a character. Hence, I move this thread.

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Homestar + Marzipan = The most absent-minded Broom-Student-Athlete ever!

Yeah, then the Cheat Commandos would have to do another kidlet film.

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Ya "The effects of getting a broom person pregnant 101"

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I came up with an idea yesterday. Homestar ends up in 20X6 somehow, and, after getting completely lost, is found by 1-up. 1-up says something on the lines of "Hi, dad" Homestar looks completely wierded out and says "Who the heck is this guy, and why is he calling me 'dad'?!"

Sorry about that. It probably sounded a lot funnier in my head. Anyway, it's not really jibble-worthy, and it doesn't exactly confirm anything. Anyway, I'm not sure whether it was Cola, a hyperactive imagination or a combination of both.

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oh please not one of these topics again, aahg.

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die spelling nazis!

We had a contest like this a while ago. [size=0](a contest that I got 1st place in) [/size]
If you wanted you could sponser another...

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not just the shark, the shark AND the bear ould be jumped! even if it happened it would just be in a reverse flash-back, a kcab-hsalf, lookin like 30 years in the future as a result of an email

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It will be an honor burinating you, Rather Dashing

Not just a bear and a shark. A bear shark.
They would never get married. TBC wouldn't dare anyway. But maybe in a SB e-mail. Someone might e-mail him about what it would be like if they were married, but that would be all. Never in reality

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And it's name would be Almond Paste. I'll let you figure that one out.

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Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trog--dor
~Rather Dashing~

What are you talking about? Are you saying their kid would be called Almond Paste? How did you get that? They arnt getting married so please don't make up some crack-pot name.

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It will be an honor burinating you, Rather Dashing

Marzipan and Homestar could never get married without jumping the shark. There's a timelessness to the whole universe, no earth-shattering changes have ever taken place between the characters. I think it would be very humorous if they DID to a wedding toon for HR and Marzy, but it would have to be a dream-sequence or something like that. Something fun for the viewers to see, but nothing that would affect future continuity.

In so far as kids and pregnancy go...my friend and I often pondered where babies come from in the homstar runner universe. The best idea we could come up with is that the Grape Faerie delivers them on people's doorsteps. THAT I would LOVE to see at least once. Go Grape Faerie!

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~*The Only Thing to Do is Jump Over the Moon*~

I came up with it because in real life, Marzipan is a kind of candy paste made from almonds. I was just making up something to have fun. Please don't yell at me.

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Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trog--dor
~Rather Dashing~

I wasnt yelling. Any way like every one said they cant get married and DEFINITLY wont have babies. The only baby I want to see on homstarrunner is Baby Dashing.

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It will be an honor burinating you, Rather Dashing

I know, I was just having fun.

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Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trog--dor
~Rather Dashing~

Um, then would Stinkoman be 's kid?
And then... would that mean that actually meets a hot girl eventually...?

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....buh

How do you know she'd be hot?

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Nice one, Shop.

But holy crap no. 2005 Characters being parents to 20X6 Characters(Mind to anyone that forgot, Stinkoman is just a televison show) is

A. Creepy
B. Wrong
or
C. All of the above.

And Stinkoman is a robot. I have never seen a human so shiny before.

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Stinoman's a robot? I thought he just had futuristic looking boots. Did it say that somewhere or is it just some crazy crap you just made up?

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Who said he was human? I've never seen a guy with boxing hands as gloves, or someone who can pick up things without arms.

I think they would have two kids. One would be a girl, called Banoffee Carol Runner, who would have Marzi's hair and head with Homestar's torso and face, and the other would be a boy, called Micheal Hal Runner, and he'd have homestar's hat, head and legs and Marzi's face and body.

I'll do pictures if anyone wants.

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"Homestar, have I divorced you yet?"
"Yeah, a couple times."

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