Mazipan has f33t. Let us ponder this deeply.

cakeman · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:32 pm

I liked how the new e-mail proved that Marzipan is not a talking broom. In fact, I like her e-mail look much better than her modern look. (also note she has a top in the e-mail and doesn't wear one anymo- actually, let us not discuss that)

Face it, the purple dress is freakin ugly. I think TBC could start animating her wearing something else narrower and that would show her feet, and it would make her look much better. Anyone else agree?

E: How did I post this in Toons? Sorry, this can be moved to characters.

Exhibit A · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:16 pm

The e-mail didn't prove anything. The stuff that happened was obviously made up by Strong Bad, so we can't take it as actual evidence of anything.

Alberto · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:49 pm

Oh please not this type of crap again, no need for pondering.

sonofblaine · **Joined:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:17 pm **Posts:** 14

Sewiously....

It's fun to think Marzipan has feet... BUT, if you bring in Strong Bad's questionable imagination, you have to also ponder this...

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:M ... eleton.png

Old Timey Marzipan's skeleton shows her SKIRT as being boned.

And of COURSE Strong Bad is gonna imagine young Marzipan with hot legs and body.... he likes the ladies.

Douglas · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:05 pm

Yeah, and remember Halloween Funjob? When Marzipan came to your door, there was a hole in her jeans/dress thing which did not show any legs. Looks like her whole body is shaped like a broom to me.

Joshua · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:21 pm

Marzipan does not have feet, and this email means nothing continuity wise. It's all in Strong Bad's head, he practically said so himself.

The Coach of Town · **Posted:** Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:34 am

Marzipan needs more classic lines. I mean come on, STRONG MAD has better lines than her.

SwissCakeRolls · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:50 pm

Hey now, in two different email commentaries, Marzipan says she has two legs in one, and says she has only one leg in another. So you can't trust anything she says. Hehe.

Windee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:51 am

Oddly enough I find Marzipan with legs unsettling. I always pictured her as just being a big fleshy bell. Luckily Strong Bad's expertise on the subject is noted as being questionable.

Certain questions are best left unanswered I think.

Kevin DuBrow · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:20 am

They were just trying to make fun of Scooby Doo. Marzipan doesn't have feet(that we can see), so let's not start a giant discussion about body parts certain characters may or may not have. Not everything you see on an email is worth talking about.

Occasional JD · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:27 am

Um, Strong Bad has a doodle memory.

likalaruku · **Joined:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:05 am **Posts:** 474

SwissCakeRolls wrote:

Hey now, in two different email commentaries, Marzipan says she has two legs in one, and says she has only one leg in another. So you can't trust anything she says. Hehe.

& in yet another she said she had no legs at all. I think she looked uber creepy with chunky legs & a nose. I liked the hair on Homestar....makes him look laid-back & spiffy....givin' his Emancipants Proclamation.

Alberto · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:56 pm

Why is this thread still here!?!

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:50 pm

Because people have opinions to post in it?

Exhibit A · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:10 pm

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

Because people have opinions to post in it?

Yes, but this really should be in characters, that's what he means.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:14 am

I thought he was referring to its removal:

alberto wrote:

Oh please not this type of crap again, no need for pondering.

But now that you mention it, yeah, this isn't about a toon at all!

Alberto · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:55 am

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

I thought he was referring to its removal:

alberto wrote:

Oh please not this type of crap again, no need for pondering.

Yes I was.

Butter-Da · **Joined:** Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:39 am **Posts:** 83

I don't see why this thread should be DELETED! It's fun to discuss silly topics. Now for my two cents:

Douglas wrote:

Yeah, and remember Halloween Funjob? When Marzipan came to your door, there was a hole in her jeans/dress thing which did not show any legs. Looks like her whole body is shaped like a broom to me.

Douglas, do you think it's possible that the "hole in her jeans/dress" was showing us her legs? I for one think Marzipan has just put on a lot of weight since high school, the same way the King of Town was once slim and trim. I mean I know this is according to Strong Bad's warped memories, but they must be partially based on truth.

As for the nose? I think she had a rhinoplasty to sugically reduce/remove it. She probably felt like an outcast because most inhabitants of Free Country USA do not have visible noses.

topofsm · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:00 am

Kevin DuBrow wrote:

They were just trying to make fun of Scooby Doo. Marzipan doesn't have feet(that we can see), so let's not start a giant discussion about body parts certain characters may or may not have. Not everything you see on an email is worth talking about.

Marzipan could have feet, like if she's some giant hoop skirt shaped body and it blocks out the view of her feet. As for her nose, only strong mad has one, maybe The Cheat or KOT, so we shouldn't worry about it.

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