The best Homestarrunner quotes

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:09 pm

This is my favorite homestar quote(The character homestar)Post your favorite too!

Homestar: Uhhh somebody's a-touchin my butt.

Cleverdan · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:35 pm

Hi bee.

Jonn-E · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:33 pm

ooohhhhh covered bridges ooooooooo0000hhhh

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:53 pm

Anything by Homsar is hilarious.

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:43 pm

SantaGecko wrote:

Anything by Homsar is hilarious.

Amen i agree

the ch8t · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:37 am

thanks for stopping by guys...thanks for breaking my cow lamp

Dr. Furball · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:02 am

SantaGecko wrote:

Anything by Homsar is hilarious.

True, but I think we're talking about this guy: :hr:

My favorites are
"I'm Homestar Runner, and this is a website!"
"Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent."
(monotone) "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffys."

the ch8t · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:00 pm

Homestar: Gentlemen: hands on buzzers. {Pom Pom and the Poopsmith glance at each other; there are no buzzers}

Kiki · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:29 pm

"I know, can you believe it?"
"The good times are over!"
The whole intro on Homestar Runner presents: Presents

The country listener · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:12 am

1: "Never Ending soooda,!"
2: "Too much mayo? I love too much mayo!"
3: "Wait a mnute. This isn't heaven....AHHHHH!"
And those are my favorites.

Obomaru · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:29 pm

I like "Line. Welcome! Line. To! Line. Something dot com!" best. I quote it very often.

Morna · **Joined:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:14 am **Posts:** 22

"Uh...what's going on hewere? What happened to my website?"

If your interenet connection has problems, you get to use this alot!

the ch8t · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:17 pm

"a tidawave of marshawades!"
"uh..hewo maybe cuz i like cool tapes"
"powa to da people"
"um, I could put a dash between Homestar and Runner from now on"
"Left, right, left, right, right, right, no—left, right, left, right"

the awesomeness never ends!!

Kevin DuBrow · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:59 pm

"How do I get out of here? How did I get in here?"
:coachz:

"You say tomater. I say tomatermorts."
"Great Jaerb, Homestar."

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:40 pm

All-time favorite Homestar quote? Oooh, man. That's a serious toughie. So many great lines... so many wonderful toons... but if I had to pick a favorite, on terms of how funny it is, how often I quote it, and how much thinking of it makes me smile, I'd have to say...

:sb:

: "Da huuuuuudge."

Though I don't quote it often, I think my favorite Homestar quote that is also true to life is Homsar's line, "That's a reeeal popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?" There's a radio station here in town that plays nothing but the Top 100 billboard singles, or something like that, and every time someone insists on tuning in to it, that's exactly how I feel. >_<

Salty · **Joined:** Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:32 am **Posts:** 8

"You say tomater, I zader matermorts." -Coach Z, Fall Float Parade
"It's the PamPam b'loon!" -Coach Z, Fall Float Parade
"Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Daybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Daybor Day! " -Homestar, Labor Day
"DOOOUUUBLLE DEEEEUUUUUCCE!!!!" -Stinkoman, in like whatever.
"AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr." -Homsar, Marzipan's Answering Machine 7

Mr.KISS · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:45 am

"Experience the fury of our gift shop."

"Happy hundredth birthday, Strong Bad!"

"That's Bupkis!"

"Before I drink something, often time I eat something too."

Those ones are probably pretty high up there on my list of cool quotes.

Obomaru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:22 pm

Oh, I can't believe I forgot "And where are my lazers at, yall?" Not the funniest or anything, but I like it.

TrogdorTSL · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:36 pm

probably something from that grad canyon trip spin off. It was EXACTLY like my trip to the Grand Canyon when i went on this river rapid ride.there was a rock that was supposed to fall at some point in th future, and there was some kind of story about head hunters, and this other boat went by that they told us to wave to, it was great to see it in Free Country USA.

"Place all valuables under your seats, and exit to your left."
"Dont forget to experience the fury of, our gift shop"

Then there are others of course. but i cant think of them. too numerous.

bandit · **Joined:** Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:23 am **Posts:** 6

email 50.
BALEETED!!!

springo250 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:40 pm

: [typing] Not like i'd have much of an answer for 'D you know the times?' anyway.

Kinda made me laugh for ages.

BTW: I'm NEW!

DanBo · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:39 pm

"Butt-dance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"

Cybernetic Teenybopper · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:38 pm

Welcome, Springo! Mind the rules, don't get banned, and avoid crazy cyborgs like me.

Anywhatwho...

Showing my cousin some Strong Bad e-mails today, I remembered some more that like. I like most of "rock opera," but my favorite quote from it is "Wha-oh! Problematic." I don't know why; I think it's just the really amusing way it sounds. I tend to start saying it when things start getting troublesome. I also say "stnank" to refer to glitches in programming, but that's getting into another topic...

firemarc924 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:13 pm

Im pretty sure a rat just bit my knee.

Join The Homestarmy · **Joined:** Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:42 pm **Posts:** 1025

:hr: Loooonnng paaaannnts!

:marzi:

Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom.

:hr:

You're not a broom?!

and one of my others is on my signature

Musachan · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:40 pm

Strong Bad: Now let's get down to brass tacks.
Homestar: Ooooh, I didn't bring any. I drove.
Strong Bad: Augh. This is gonna be painful.
Homestar: The tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

That just kinda defines everythine in a nutshell, doesn't it? =P

sb_enail.com · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:23 am

Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!

:sm:

Get down!

No! No!

GET DOWN!

No! No! Parakeet!
:sm:

Did you just say parakeet?

:sb:

And Bubs won cutest couple! Awww.

:kot:

THEY'VE STOLEN A-MY POOPSMITH!

:cheat:

Meh!

I don't like food anymore!

What's Her Face: I met a possum!

Strong Bad: GOOD DRAWINGED!

:hr:

Thank's for the help, you old broomstick! (talking to Marzipan's Answering Machine)

Sherlockrunner · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:51 am

"I'm pretty sure a rat just bit my knee"
"Butt dance agian"
"Um...I don't know the words i just like the litte boys school suit"
"Here stupid i made you this suff"
"Um yeah its cute but its not that cute"
"Some one eat that friggen sandwich"

Rogue Leader · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:40 am

:Hello, my name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to you company.
:trogdor:

: the entire going to burninate rather dashing rant.
And, of course...
:coachz:

: JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARB!!!!!

ArchAngel · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:37 am **Posts:** 16

: {leaning in from the side of the screen, freaked out as though on caffeine} It's -nym! It's -nym! It's pseudonym! Not pseudoname! I can't take it any more! Nym nym nym! It's a Greek word for "name"! Pseudonym! Pseudonym! {leans back out}

:sb:

: Hey Dairy Queen
:sad:

: STOP CALLING ME THAT! I MADE A MISTAKE!

i quote that one alot.

:coachz:

: You say Tomater, i zader matermorts.

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